Request: America is for all purposes a 233 year old virgin. England tries to seduce him, and he responds at first, but then gets freaked out/embarrassed/scared and runs. England follows him and proceeds to comfort him, followed by (totally consensual) first time sex. England has to be seme.
Very First Time [1/?]
anonymous
December 2 2009, 02:13:23 UTC
It wasn’t just that… splendidly robust figure… Or even his dazzling white smile… No. What Arthur Kirkland found captivating about his former colony was something words couldn’t encapsulate. In all honesty, he, himself, wasn’t even sure what the exact reason was. All he knew is that he was absolutely and entirely head over heels for Alfred F. Jones.
“Arthur! Arthur? Are you listening to me at all?” whined an oh-so familiar voice.
And suddenly, Arthur was no longer in his fantasy world. He was bound, gagged, and forcibly dragged back to reality in a manner most unpleasant. A kick to the shin.
“Bloody wanker! What do you think you’re doing?” Arthur snapped, shaking his head in hopes of snapping back to veracity before he could be physically abused any further.
“I was pouring my heart out to you! And you didn’t even pay attention!” The American fussed, putting on the most pathetic pout he could muster.
Don’t lie to me. You would never pour your heart out to me. You’ll never look at me the way I look at you
( ... )
Very First Time [2/?]
anonymous
December 2 2009, 23:53:44 UTC
“ARTHUR!” Alfred cried, lower lip quivering. “It’s not funny, you old fart!”
Arthur shook his head wildly in denial. “No! I wasn’t laughing! I’m just a little… surprised, is all… I thought, by your question, that you had found yourself a girlfriend or something…” He said, his tone fluctuating in pitch. Out of nervous habit, he rubbed his wrist in an anxious fashion.
“No… I was just wondering how you’re supposed to go about… or… how you… I just wanna have sex with the person I like!” Alfred blurted out in response, looking away timidly.
“Look. You don’t just have sex with a person because you like them. And they aren’t going to want to have sex with you unless you give them reason to. You have to entice the one you want.”
How fucked up is this? Giving love advice when you have no love life yourself… And to the one you love! Even worse!“What do you mean… entice? What exactly am I supposed to do
( ... )
Request: America is for all purposes a 233 year old virgin. England tries to seduce him, and he responds at first, but then gets freaked out/embarrassed/scared and runs. England follows him and proceeds to comfort him, followed by (totally consensual) first time sex. England has to be seme.
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No. What Arthur Kirkland found captivating about his former colony was something words couldn’t encapsulate.
In all honesty, he, himself, wasn’t even sure what the exact reason was.
All he knew is that he was absolutely and entirely head over heels for Alfred F. Jones.
“Arthur! Arthur? Are you listening to me at all?” whined an oh-so familiar voice.
And suddenly, Arthur was no longer in his fantasy world.
He was bound, gagged, and forcibly dragged back to reality in a manner most unpleasant. A kick to the shin.
“Bloody wanker! What do you think you’re doing?” Arthur snapped, shaking his head in hopes of snapping back to veracity before he could be physically abused any further.
“I was pouring my heart out to you! And you didn’t even pay attention!” The American fussed, putting on the most pathetic pout he could muster.
Don’t lie to me. You would never pour your heart out to me. You’ll never look at me the way I look at you ( ... )
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LOL Arthur, your thoughts. 233 year old virgin. xDDD
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captcha: lassoing of ...There's going to be lassos involved?
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Haha.
No... I don't believe I had any plans for lassos, silly captcha!
...my captcha says team milton...
Who's milthon? D:
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Arthur shook his head wildly in denial. “No! I wasn’t laughing! I’m just a little… surprised, is all… I thought, by your question, that you had found yourself a girlfriend or something…” He said, his tone fluctuating in pitch. Out of nervous habit, he rubbed his wrist in an anxious fashion.
“No… I was just wondering how you’re supposed to go about… or… how you… I just wanna have sex with the person I like!” Alfred blurted out in response, looking away timidly.
“Look. You don’t just have sex with a person because you like them. And they aren’t going to want to have sex with you unless you give them reason to. You have to entice the one you want.”
How fucked up is this? Giving love advice when you have no love life yourself…
And to the one you love! Even worse!“What do you mean… entice? What exactly am I supposed to do ( ... )
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More, please?
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Please continue soon, anon!
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I love this, author!anon~ It's so unf <3
reCaptcha: virgin ignorance... so very appropriate, captcha dear.
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