Virgin England!
anonymous
November 16 2009, 19:32:03 UTC
Somehow England has managed to remain a virgin despite how long he's lived and now the world has found out. And some of them quite like the idea of being England's first.
The Room [1a/?]
anonymous
November 18 2009, 06:19:00 UTC
I saw this request and had to do it. I know it doesn't seem like much now, but don't worry~ (This is also going to be USxUK, if you can't see that).
--------- England slammed the door to his room shut, and locked it. He looked frantically for a moment, then spied a chair and stuffed it under the doorknob for good measure. Crossing the room, he locked down the windows and shut the shades. Only then did he slump upon his bed in relief. How had the bloody frog figured it out? He thought it had been a complete and utter secret until in the cafeteria, France had declared to all that he would ‘deflower Angleterre, since it seems he has never felt the joys of sex’.
And then Prussia (why was he even there?) decided that England would have his five meters first, and that had started the frenzy of Nations arguing over who would have sex with England first and be his first. That was England’s cue to slowly sneak out of the room. And then of course, be pursued by the entire UN through the building until he made it to his room and locked the
( ... )
The Room [1b/?]
anonymous
November 18 2009, 06:21:33 UTC
“NO! I mean-!” England shouted. He could feel his cheeks going red. He needed to keep that door closed by any means. Even if it meant… “I’ll tell you, only if you leave that door alone.”
“Alright.” America stepped away from the door, crossing his arms in a mirror of England’s. “Tell me what’s up.”
“France… he told the entire cafeteria a secret of mine that people really shouldn’t know. It’s private information.” He looked at America’s expectant expression. “Private information.“Please, if the entire UN knows, then I’m going to hear it eventually. You might as well tell me now,” America said, waving off his expression of annoyance and mild discomfort
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The Room [2a/?]
anonymous
November 20 2009, 01:13:19 UTC
England was too nervous to do much of anything, so he filled his time with staring around his room and at America, his fingers moving over his keyboard. The constant click of the keys was the only sound in the room, except for England’s loud heartbeat. Until there was banging on the door.
England jumped up and America looked up at the door, confusion on his face. “Are they trying to knock or knock it down?” The banging continued for a few tense minutes, until it tapered off and England relaxed back in his chair.
“Bloody hell, this is turning me into a wreck,” England said to himself, burying his face in his hands. America looked at him quizzically, as if there was something he didn’t understand. “What?”
“Why are they going through all of this? Is it really such a big deal that you’re a virgin?” America asked. England blinked at him.
“It’s a show of power and a turn on, I suppose. They all want to be my first time. Showing the once-mighty British Empire how to have sex… That’s an accomplishment. Also, it seems that virginity is a
( ... )
The Room [2b/?]
anonymous
November 20 2009, 01:16:11 UTC
“And anyway, Iggy, maybe you’re just waiting.”
“Waiting? For what?” America looked at him and grinned.
“Somebody really, really special. That way you can give them all of you, everything you have. It’s kinda like you’re a swan, or a dove or even an eagle. Because they mate for life, y’know.”
“Mate for life…” he murmured, thinking back to the reason he gave himself. He wanted to do it with someone he loved… Was that it? Was he destined for one person only for the rest of his life
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Re: The Room [2b/?]
anonymous
November 20 2009, 23:40:20 UTC
Eagles mate for life? Hinting at something Alfred? Go figure America would be the Hollywood romantic at heart, and look! His sweet side is starting to win the unwilling virgin over. Way to go Al.
I kinda feel sorry for whoever's attempting to break down the door. You've got a nervous virgin trapped in a room with the world's leading hero/super power and according to the true style of Hollywood romance, Alfred should be willing to fight for/defend Arthur's honor.
Can't wait to see what happens when the others realize Arthur isn't as alone as they previously thought. So update soon and good job so far.
reCAPTCHA: "don't stopcock" ...WTF Captcha. Raep is horrible. But if England's willing...that another stoy >8D
The Room [3a/?]
anonymous
November 22 2009, 23:25:58 UTC
England literally jumped and flung himself to the other side of the room. “America, do something!” he hissed, back pressed up against the wall. America set his laptop on a table, and went to a tall dresser
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The Room [3b/?]
anonymous
November 22 2009, 23:31:09 UTC
“But everbody know you’re a virgin! It’s not a secret anymore!” He was laughing so hard there were tears gathering at the corners of his eyes. He finally managed to grab England’s wrists and pull them away. “Well, now I’m going to have to kill you because you know my secret. Such a shame that you have to die a virgin.”
“Oh, where’s the shame in that?” he retorted, trying to free his hands. He over balanced, and fell straight onto America.
Their faces were so close together, their noses only a few inches apart, eyes blinking at each other. It made England flush, but he didn’t move away, instead, he only moved closer, eyelids fluttering. He could see America’s eyelashes, behind his glasses, and his breath was warm on England’s cheek. America’s eyes were half lidded, and he was leaning up, grip loosening on England’s hands.
Then the sound of someone banging through the air vents brought him out of his trance. What was he doing? England pushed away, standing back up, not quite sure what to say to someone you had just almost kissed
( ... )
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England slammed the door to his room shut, and locked it. He looked frantically for a moment, then spied a chair and stuffed it under the doorknob for good measure. Crossing the room, he locked down the windows and shut the shades. Only then did he slump upon his bed in relief. How had the bloody frog figured it out? He thought it had been a complete and utter secret until in the cafeteria, France had declared to all that he would ‘deflower Angleterre, since it seems he has never felt the joys of sex’.
And then Prussia (why was he even there?) decided that England would have his five meters first, and that had started the frenzy of Nations arguing over who would have sex with England first and be his first. That was England’s cue to slowly sneak out of the room. And then of course, be pursued by the entire UN through the building until he made it to his room and locked the ( ... )
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“Alright.” America stepped away from the door, crossing his arms in a mirror of England’s. “Tell me what’s up.”
“France… he told the entire cafeteria a secret of mine that people really shouldn’t know. It’s private information.” He looked at America’s expectant expression. “Private information.“Please, if the entire UN knows, then I’m going to hear it eventually. You might as well tell me now,” America said, waving off his expression of annoyance and mild discomfort ( ... )
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lolol you have me all excited though. more soon pls? :3
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England jumped up and America looked up at the door, confusion on his face. “Are they trying to knock or knock it down?” The banging continued for a few tense minutes, until it tapered off and England relaxed back in his chair.
“Bloody hell, this is turning me into a wreck,” England said to himself, burying his face in his hands. America looked at him quizzically, as if there was something he didn’t understand. “What?”
“Why are they going through all of this? Is it really such a big deal that you’re a virgin?” America asked. England blinked at him.
“It’s a show of power and a turn on, I suppose. They all want to be my first time. Showing the once-mighty British Empire how to have sex… That’s an accomplishment. Also, it seems that virginity is a ( ... )
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“Waiting? For what?” America looked at him and grinned.
“Somebody really, really special. That way you can give them all of you, everything you have. It’s kinda like you’re a swan, or a dove or even an eagle. Because they mate for life, y’know.”
“Mate for life…” he murmured, thinking back to the reason he gave himself. He wanted to do it with someone he loved… Was that it? Was he destined for one person only for the rest of his life ( ... )
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Awww, America's a romantic. That's so cute <3
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I kinda feel sorry for whoever's attempting to break down the door. You've got a nervous virgin trapped in a room with the world's leading hero/super power and according to the true style of Hollywood romance, Alfred should be willing to fight for/defend Arthur's honor.
Can't wait to see what happens when the others realize Arthur isn't as alone as they previously thought. So update soon and good job so far.
reCAPTCHA: "don't stopcock" ...WTF Captcha. Raep is horrible. But if England's willing...that another stoy >8D
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Especially if it leads to smexy tiems x///X
Please, continue! *bookmarks*
('bleeps voluntary' ....nice one, captcha!)
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“Oh, where’s the shame in that?” he retorted, trying to free his hands. He over balanced, and fell straight onto America.
Their faces were so close together, their noses only a few inches apart, eyes blinking at each other. It made England flush, but he didn’t move away, instead, he only moved closer, eyelids fluttering. He could see America’s eyelashes, behind his glasses, and his breath was warm on England’s cheek. America’s eyes were half lidded, and he was leaning up, grip loosening on England’s hands.
Then the sound of someone banging through the air vents brought him out of his trance. What was he doing? England pushed away, standing back up, not quite sure what to say to someone you had just almost kissed ( ... )
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