Parody of Hetalia fanfic clichés. By which I mean: overrated pairings, failed characterizations, overused settings and on top of that - badly written porn.
All Aboard the Cliché Express! [Prologue]
anonymous
November 20 2009, 01:39:41 UTC
This is the first anon who commented, by the way.
Alfred stared at the blonde man in front of him. “You-I-what?” he asked incredulously.
Arthur slapped him. Again.
“Didn’t you hear me, you bloody idiot?” the thick-eyebrowed man cried.
“I’m pregnant, you asshole!”
Short beginning is shoooort, but author!anon was compelled to do this. Segments will get longer, sillier, and more clichéd (I know, right?) as we go on. And yes, many more characters will be showing up.
All Aboard the Cliché Express! [1/?]
anonymous
November 27 2009, 08:50:29 UTC
So, uh, life kind of went insane right after the prologue was posted, so Author!anon hopes no one minds how very overdue this continuation is. Oh well."You're whaaaaaaaaat?" shouted the nations at the conference
( ... )
All Aboard the Cliché Express! [2/?]
anonymous
December 4 2009, 03:05:04 UTC
Anon knows that she needs to actually think about what she's writing, but she's tiiiiiiiiirrrreeeeedddd~~ and she's close to failing Engliiiiiish~~ so she hasn't actually thought of a plot yet and this is all filllleeeeeeeeerrrr~~
Um. Author!anon apologizes for laziness, and hopes some moar filler will make up for it. *is shot* I-I seriously am having trouble with the plot, though. Suggestions would be appreciated...
Meanwhile, in a room several miles away that the narrator never bothered to mention until now, Liechtenstein was sitting in her room, wondering why she was only allowed to wear things that had not been in style since 1908.
Whaddaya mean, "she should have been at the conference since she's a nation too"? There are no plot holes in my story!
I'll borrow something from Poland, she decided. Everyone knows that he never wears anything but skirts and is a complete girl despite the fact that he's usually seen with males in the canon and does actually own pants.Then again, Switzerland would be severely pissed if he saw her
( ... )
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anonymous
December 6 2009, 05:48:14 UTC
Thank God for that, because I honestly can't think of anything.
Still, I feel like it should be something besides fluffy filler... I dunno, maybe there'll be a shooting rampage/orgy or something? *has writers block and is tired*
Buttsex: The Musical [1/9]
anonymous
November 25 2009, 03:59:23 UTC
I ended up making fun of not only Hetalia fics but fanfiction in general. ALSO THERE’S A LOT OF CURSING so prepare yourself. “GUYS,” America says, bursting into the meeting room with all the vigour of a cacophonous wildebeest, “I have a great idea
( ... )
Buttsex: The Musical [2/9]
anonymous
November 25 2009, 04:02:06 UTC
“I don’t think this was a terribly good idea,” says Lithuania, nervously, once Russia has closed the door to the non-descript setting they were in. Russia just clucked his tongue as he removed his scarf, which was a pale yellow, maybe egg shell coloured.
“Why is it a not terribly good idea?”
“Well, should we at least try to get something done at the meeting? I mean, I know this is a gag series, but
( ... )
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Alfred stared at the blonde man in front of him. “You-I-what?” he asked incredulously.
Arthur slapped him. Again.
“Didn’t you hear me, you bloody idiot?” the thick-eyebrowed man cried.
“I’m pregnant, you asshole!”
Short beginning is shoooort, but author!anon was compelled to do this. Segments will get longer, sillier, and more clichéd (I know, right?) as we go on. And yes, many more characters will be showing up.
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I started my version too op!anon so hopefully I can get it done for ya :D
recaptcha: shoved grandmother. wat
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Um. Author!anon apologizes for laziness, and hopes some moar filler will make up for it. *is shot* I-I seriously am having trouble with the plot, though. Suggestions would be appreciated...
Meanwhile, in a room several miles away that the narrator never bothered to mention until now, Liechtenstein was sitting in her room, wondering why she was only allowed to wear things that had not been in style since 1908.
Whaddaya mean, "she should have been at the conference since she's a nation too"? There are no plot holes in my story!
I'll borrow something from Poland, she decided. Everyone knows that he never wears anything but skirts and is a complete girl despite the fact that he's usually seen with males in the canon and does actually own pants.Then again, Switzerland would be severely pissed if he saw her ( ... )
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this is badfic! It requires no plot!
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Still, I feel like it should be something besides fluffy filler... I dunno, maybe there'll be a shooting rampage/orgy or something? *has writers block and is tired*
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Not the OP, but this was great. ♥
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THAT LINE JUST KILLED ME. And it totally deserves Caps Lock.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed that Japan popped up out of nowhere, only to disappear again?
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“Why is it a not terribly good idea?”
“Well, should we at least try to get something done at the meeting? I mean, I know this is a gag series, but ( ... )
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I laughed so hard I almost cried.
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