Re: Oops, wrong number. Prologue [1/?]
anonymous
November 21 2009, 15:04:43 UTC
Love it so far, this has so much potential. America is just... so very America. England really would refuse to use anything other than proper English in a text message, wouldn't he? People in the UK do tend to refer to them as mobiles. I'm really looking forward to an update.
Subject: can i b ur hero
Message:
yo iggy. i ate all ur scones just then. they werent as gross as usual. ur eyebrows r weird but dey suit u.
guess wut im tryn 2 say is i sorta like you. alot. reli alot.
so yea. take ur time replyin coz its not lyk im waitn or nething.
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To: That idiot <+001XXXXXXXXXX>
Subject: Your demise
Message:
Stop texting me already you bloody wanker.
Don't you fucking dare show your face around my house. You should know that you're not welcome here by now.
Do the world a favour and throw your sorry self off a cliff. I'll even help you if you need. You're probably blonde enough to do it wrong.
You can take your 'love' and shove it up your fucking arse.
Fuck you,
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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Okay, I just know I got the mobile phone numbers wrong or something D: I don't know a thing about foreign mobile numbers.
For the accuracy of this fill, they're called mobile phones in the UK and cell phones in the US yeah?
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People in the UK do tend to refer to them as mobiles.
I'm really looking forward to an update.
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