Re: Diglossia of Awesome, Part 4 (2/?)
anonymous
January 21 2010, 16:41:06 UTC
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England sputters, and crosses his legs. Big Ben was starting to form a tent that was begging for Florida’s company. “I-I-I-” He grips the chair’s fabric tightly, and bites his lip before he can say anything garbled or love confession-related. And Alfred, with his pronounced t’s and long u’s has begun to tickle England’s neck. “Are you enjoying my circumlocution? Perchance correctly used grammar will have your,” And bloody hell, Arthur didn’t think his former colony could lean any closer, “knickers properly twisted.”
He said knickers. Now the git was begging for it.
Those last whispered words spell surrender for the British nation. He resigns himself to lay back and think of the days when he wasn't so easily seduced by blue eyes and big words.
Taking the England's posture as an affirmative, America clears his throat and starts.
Re: Osculator anon fixes
anonymous
January 21 2010, 19:44:46 UTC
Beaverdammit. So many errors in this draft. I'll de-anon in a month with the beta'd vers. For now, have some fixes:
*returning back narrow *your saxicolous qualities are being exhibited *Arthur doesn’t didn't think *leans even closer, his nose *Taking the England's posture
Re: Diglossia of Awesome, Part 4 (2/?)
anonymous
January 23 2010, 11:07:49 UTC
Are you asking why their crotchal areas are given such nicknames? I think in the fandom the default is to name a country's junk after their most well known monument/phallic symbol (Big Ben, Eiffel Tower) or a large, prominent territory. However, the joke that Florida is the penis of America has been around loooooong before Hetalia, so it just naturally took off. Overall it's kind of arbitrary though, thus the hot monument/state action.
And to the writer: fffffff keep going you're awesome
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OSCULATOR
Meaning: One who kissesIt’s England who breaks the silence ( ... )
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England sputters, and crosses his legs. Big Ben was starting to form a tent that was begging for Florida’s company. “I-I-I-” He grips the chair’s fabric tightly, and bites his lip before he can say anything garbled or love confession-related. And Alfred, with his pronounced t’s and long u’s has begun to tickle England’s neck. “Are you enjoying my circumlocution? Perchance correctly used grammar will have your,” And bloody hell, Arthur didn’t think his former colony could lean any closer, “knickers properly twisted.”
He said knickers. Now the git was begging for it.
Those last whispered words spell surrender for the British nation. He resigns himself to lay back and think of the days when he wasn't so easily seduced by blue eyes and big words.
Taking the England's posture as an affirmative, America clears his throat and starts.
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tbc
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IDK /shot Just continue! The imagery is lovely. Oh Alfred, you sly one!
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*returning back narrow
*your saxicolous qualities are being exhibited
*Arthur doesn’t didn't think
*leans even closer, his nose
*Taking the England's posture
Once again OP, sorry for fail.
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Big Ben was starting to form a tent that was begging for Florida’s company.
LOL this never gets old
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Put 'em together and..ohoho~
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*gigglesnorts*
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I think in the fandom the default is to name a country's junk after their most well known monument/phallic symbol (Big Ben, Eiffel Tower) or a large, prominent territory. However, the joke that Florida is the penis of America has been around loooooong before Hetalia, so it just naturally took off. Overall it's kind of arbitrary though, thus the hot monument/state action.
And to the writer: fffffff keep going you're awesome
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