Re: Courting Canada 1/? (RusCan)
anonymous
April 15 2010, 15:11:10 UTC
Oh damn, this is going to be awkward and hilarious; slightly oblivious Canada ("Oh gee, why's he being so friendly to me and why is he naked in my bed? Naw, couldn't be that ...") and ... slightly strange creeper Russia are an awesome combination here. Although I'll be interested to see France, England, and America's reactions to this situation later on. I picture it like this:
France: *has tapped that* Be nice to my little brother, or I'll ... continue to fail at invading your country! PS: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. YOUR SEDUCTION TECHNIQUE NEEDS MORE WINE, ROSES, AND FINESSE. ... Your nudity is okay, but needs less boxers and more strategically-placed flora!
England: as;fjaskjf s NOT RUSSIA. Keep away from my precious colony former colony, creeper. PS: YOU'RE DOING THIS SEDUCTION WRONG. ... CREEPER. *hits the bottle*
America: "Ew, Russia? Don't let him put his Commie *BLEEP* anywhere near you, bro! Your flag already has enough red in it. Besides, his ass is mine. Didn't you notice our epic world-threatening Cold
( ... )
Re: writer!anon again.
anonymous
April 15 2010, 18:14:08 UTC
As for England and America, I'll have to find a way to work them in.
Knowing England and America, they'll work themselves in; that is, if they manage to remember Canada's existence. :')
Thanks for the hilarious (and slightly traumatic?) image of surprise!Russia in ... anyone's bed, really. ♥
"People bunking"? Well, I don't think Alfred would actually go all Cold War over this situation, but if he did? Yeah, Canada and Russia might want to hunker down in a bunker somewhere ... And bunk together?
... "benefits tomahawk"? Really, Captcha, so violent. D:
(I hope I'm doing this right . . . )Canada was not used to having visitors. So when he found Ivan in his bed, he was understandably . . . startled, to say the least ( ... )
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France: *has tapped that* Be nice to my little brother, or I'll ... continue to fail at invading your country! PS: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. YOUR SEDUCTION TECHNIQUE NEEDS MORE WINE, ROSES, AND FINESSE. ... Your nudity is okay, but needs less boxers and more strategically-placed flora!
England: as;fjaskjf s NOT RUSSIA. Keep away from my precious colony former colony, creeper. PS: YOU'RE DOING THIS SEDUCTION WRONG. ... CREEPER. *hits the bottle*
America: "Ew, Russia? Don't let him put his Commie *BLEEP* anywhere near you, bro! Your flag already has enough red in it. Besides, his ass is mine. Didn't you notice our epic world-threatening Cold ( ... )
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As for England and America, I'll have to find a way to work them in.
Thanks for reading!
(recaptcha: people bunking. Well isn't that interesting . . . )
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Knowing England and America, they'll work themselves in; that is, if they manage to remember Canada's existence. :')
Thanks for the hilarious (and slightly traumatic?) image of surprise!Russia in ... anyone's bed, really. ♥
"People bunking"? Well, I don't think Alfred would actually go all Cold War over this situation, but if he did? Yeah, Canada and Russia might want to hunker down in a bunker somewhere ... And bunk together?
... "benefits tomahawk"? Really, Captcha, so violent. D:
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