America takes Russia and Japan on a safari during the Russo-Japanese War to make them calm down and stop killing each other. Surprisingly, it works...a little too well, and dissolves into a threesome out on the Serengeti.
Bonus: Sadly, the sexy-times are indeed interrupted by a lion. Bonus 2: Teddy Roosevelt comes along too (like he'd miss out on a safari!) but is so caught up in the thrill of big game hunting that he fails to notice how the three countries are hastily rebuttoning their shirts and zipping up their pants when he arrives to save them from said lion.
America takes Russia and Japan on a safari during the Russo-Japanese War to make them calm down and stop killing each other. Surprisingly, it works...a little too well, and dissolves into a threesome out on the Serengeti.
Bonus: Sadly, the sexy-times are indeed interrupted by a lion.
Bonus 2: Teddy Roosevelt comes along too (like he'd miss out on a safari!) but is so caught up in the thrill of big game hunting that he fails to notice how the three countries are hastily rebuttoning their shirts and zipping up their pants when he arrives to save them from said lion.
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