Greece/Japan - the full implications of the "#1 in frequency of sex" thing
anonymous
January 5 2010, 22:14:32 UTC
Everyone knows that Greece is #1 in the frequency of sex, of course. Especially Japan.
But as it turns out, Japan isn't too happy about this as it almost certainly means that Greece has slept with countless people/nations - even more than the notorious France has - before they slept together. What makes all this even worse is that Japan likes Greece. And not just in the "you're so unbelievably attractive that I want to have sex with you" sense, but also in the "you're a great guy and just going out with you or knowing that you see me as more than a friend would make me ridiculously happy" sense. Because of this, Japan refuses to talk about that night between him and Greece as he's convinced that it meant nothing more than a casual fling to Greece and that the other nation could never be truly interested in him (Mr. #1 In Sex being interested in someone who gets flustered over a simple hug or kiss? Never
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But as it turns out, Japan isn't too happy about this as it almost certainly means that Greece has slept with countless people/nations - even more than the notorious France has - before they slept together. What makes all this even worse is that Japan likes Greece. And not just in the "you're so unbelievably attractive that I want to have sex with you" sense, but also in the "you're a great guy and just going out with you or knowing that you see me as more than a friend would make me ridiculously happy" sense. Because of this, Japan refuses to talk about that night between him and Greece as he's convinced that it meant nothing more than a casual fling to Greece and that the other nation could never be truly interested in him (Mr. #1 In Sex being interested in someone who gets flustered over a simple hug or kiss? Never ( ... )
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Please? Someone? I will love you forever, anon.
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