Yes, my kinks are strange. ^^
anonymous
January 8 2010, 18:06:59 UTC
So. Here goes.
I want one or more nations visiting a strip club. Wait, I'm not done. He/She/They visit a strip club, and while there, they learn a couple interesting things.
One, shy little Latvia is one hell of a pole dancer. Two, Latvia's a girl.
She hid her gender because she didn't want Russia to rape her, as his reputation states he would. Her nervousness and general anxiety is at least partly due to fear of being found out.
The nation/s that find this out decide to help Latvia come out of the closet about her real gender, whether she wants to or not.
Hilarity ensues.
Bonus 1: The other Baltics had no idea Latvia was really a girl. Bonus 2: Russia knew all along but pretended he didn't to humor Latvia. Bonus 3: No matter what anyone says or who tries to explain it, America is convinced Latvia just got a sex change. Bonus 4: France or Prussia decides proof is needed and gropes poor Latvia in a world meeting, which results in a beat-down from an unlikely source (someone like Seychelles or Liechtenstein; Estonia, Canada,
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I want one or more nations visiting a strip club. Wait, I'm not done. He/She/They visit a strip club, and while there, they learn a couple interesting things.
One, shy little Latvia is one hell of a pole dancer.
Two, Latvia's a girl.
She hid her gender because she didn't want Russia to rape her, as his reputation states he would. Her nervousness and general anxiety is at least partly due to fear of being found out.
The nation/s that find this out decide to help Latvia come out of the closet about her real gender, whether she wants to or not.
Hilarity ensues.
Bonus 1: The other Baltics had no idea Latvia was really a girl.
Bonus 2: Russia knew all along but pretended he didn't to humor Latvia.
Bonus 3: No matter what anyone says or who tries to explain it, America is convinced Latvia just got a sex change.
Bonus 4: France or Prussia decides proof is needed and gropes poor Latvia in a world meeting, which results in a beat-down from an unlikely source (someone like Seychelles or Liechtenstein; Estonia, Canada, ( ... )
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Captcha: Working muskets.
Does latvia's stripping involve guns then?
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