US x UK, UK Inexperienced Kisser!
anonymous
January 12 2010, 03:12:47 UTC
This anon read something on FMyLife, posted from someone from the UK...
"Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML"
Anyone want to write something where our favorite United's kiss and miss? Well, not Alfred, of course. Alfred gets more tail offered to him then he'd know what to do with...
BONUS if: That previous statement is put to use and Alfred is surrounded by women wanting sex at some point.
MEGA SUPER AMAZING INTERNETS-WINNING BONUS if: He refuses them OR doesn't know what they're asking for and turns it into a joke.
"Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML"
Anyone want to write something where our favorite United's kiss and miss? Well, not Alfred, of course. Alfred gets more tail offered to him then he'd know what to do with...
BONUS if: That previous statement is put to use and Alfred is surrounded by women wanting sex at some point.
MEGA SUPER AMAZING INTERNETS-WINNING BONUS if: He refuses them OR doesn't know what they're asking for and turns it into a joke.
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that fML is funny shit!!!! Seconded for awkward US x UK action!! =D
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I need to know, though; does OP mind super-uke!Arthur? Because this anon has a feeling he will be showing up.
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Plus, the OP didn't mention anything against super uke!England
And I think super uke!England is totally hot.
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