My beloved three fathers
anonymous
January 15 2010, 05:59:33 UTC
Spain, France and Prussia found a baby who they believe is reincarnated-HRE and decide to be the fathers of the baby. This anon prefers Bad Friends to be just friends, not threesome or any romance between them and to see the cuteness of bad friends raising a baby.
Three Nations and a (very spoiled) Baby
anonymous
January 15 2010, 23:29:01 UTC
(The first anon poster is back, with a terrible story and not a vengeance! Let's gooooo.)
“I say his name should be Algernon, non? It's a beautiful name.”
“Algernon? Bull-fucking-shit, his name is Ludwig. It's a proper name for the reincarnation of the Holy Roman Empire.”
“Ludwig sounds like a stuffy old man, ese. Raoul is perfect for him.”
The three friends shared an icy stare, only broken by the baby's sudden bout of crying/screaming.
“Why is it crying!?”
“I don't know! Francis, what the hell did you do?!”
“I didn't do anything!”
“Well you had to do something!”
“It probably just looked at his face for the first time,”
“Antonio, that isn't funny!”
“WAAAAAH!The three screeched simultaneously. The baby, bright blue eyes more than pissed, glared at them, mouth shut. It let out a second cry, which they responded to with a second yelp, Antonio leaping into Francis' arms
( ... )
Three Nations and a (very spoiled) Baby [Part 2]
anonymous
January 15 2010, 23:29:56 UTC
After a year or so, the trio had taken a liking to fawning over their son in public and spoiling him rotten, Antonio with toys, Francis with food, and Gilbert with whatever the hell the boy may or may not desire, which included everything from scented soaps to expensive sports cars. (Though the boy only seemed to like Italian models...) While the other nations never liked the idea of a toddler (a very smelly, loud and obnoxious toddler) coming to meetings and formal events, they all forgot this the second they made eye contact with him and realized what an adorable little specimen he really was.
About that time, Antonio and Gilbert had gotten into an argument about the child's middle name, leaving Francis to his own devices and going to ask the other nations about it. When they returned, still undecided, they were met with a house that smelled strongly of...
Oh no. Feuille de Lavande with a touch of cherry blossom. Anyone who had ever been courted by Francis knew that scent. He couldn't have finally moved to the stage where
( ... )
OP!Anon here...
anonymous
January 16 2010, 02:13:34 UTC
Thank you anon! <33 Bad Friends + Baby!HRE= Cuteness... and mostly crack
Now I'm kinda expecting that the story continues until Ludwig is able to speak, walk, etc, growing up and becomes Germany... with those fathers by his side
Re: Three Nations and a (very spoiled) Baby [Part 2]
anonymous
January 16 2010, 02:12:14 UTC
"Gilbert's scream of terror could have been heard for miles around. Somewhere in Russia, Ivan got a sadistic shiver down his spine and went into the next room to jerk off like there was no tomorrow."
Re: Because any excuse to draw hot guys in period dress is a good one
anonymous
January 18 2010, 02:37:19 UTC
Oh yes, this is lovely. I can't help but chuckle at the idea of what absolute mayhem they could get up to with a baby, it's like some bizarre comedy film.
(Antonio isn't allowed to hold Ludwig anymore - a baby can only be dropped so many times; ideally, none.)
Bonus: they named the baby Ludwig
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“I say his name should be Algernon, non? It's a beautiful name.”
“Algernon? Bull-fucking-shit, his name is Ludwig. It's a proper name for the reincarnation of the Holy Roman Empire.”
“Ludwig sounds like a stuffy old man, ese. Raoul is perfect for him.”
The three friends shared an icy stare, only broken by the baby's sudden bout of crying/screaming.
“Why is it crying!?”
“I don't know! Francis, what the hell did you do?!”
“I didn't do anything!”
“Well you had to do something!”
“It probably just looked at his face for the first time,”
“Antonio, that isn't funny!”
“WAAAAAH!The three screeched simultaneously. The baby, bright blue eyes more than pissed, glared at them, mouth shut. It let out a second cry, which they responded to with a second yelp, Antonio leaping into Francis' arms ( ... )
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About that time, Antonio and Gilbert had gotten into an argument about the child's middle name, leaving Francis to his own devices and going to ask the other nations about it. When they returned, still undecided, they were met with a house that smelled strongly of...
Oh no. Feuille de Lavande with a touch of cherry blossom. Anyone who had ever been courted by Francis knew that scent. He couldn't have finally moved to the stage where ( ... )
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reCaptcha. "economic gluttons". I love how canonical recaptcha gets in this meme XD
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... We really need to come up with different terms. We can't all be anon at the same time... imagine the anon family picnic.
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Bad Friends + Baby!HRE= Cuteness... and mostly crack
Now I'm kinda expecting that the story continues until Ludwig is able to speak, walk, etc, growing up and becomes Germany... with those fathers by his side
ReCaptcha: since crossed... what?
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THIS LINE, anon. I LOLed for real.
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...I love these guys. G'job.
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ANON THIS IS VERY FUNNY YOU HAVE THE KNACKKKKK OF WRIITING COMEDDYYY!!! AHHHH ANTONIOOOOOO!!!! HAHAH SPAAIIINNN!! PRUSSIIIAA!!! <33333
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this is awesome, anon. they're all so stylish
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(Antonio isn't allowed to hold Ludwig anymore - a baby can only be dropped so many times; ideally, none.)
reCAPTCHA: parents frenzy
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