Don't fight it, Russia, we know you love America's pants
anonymous
January 23 2010, 17:33:58 UTC
Russia has a major jeans fetish, but jeans are about as American as they come, and he'd rather die than admit that that filthy capitalist pig's pants turn him on. He does a pretty good job of hiding it...until America shows up at a meeting in jeans. Okay, no problem, Russia can handle that, except America keeps stretching and bending over and being unintentionally sexy, and pretty much driving Russia completely crazy. And now he can't sneak out of the room without the rest of the countries noticing that he has a raging hard on, so he has no choice but to try to wait until everyone else leaves first.
Unfortunately (or not), America sticks around after the others leave to talk to Russia...and as luck would have it, notices Russia's little problem. Or not so little problem, as it were. And the hero can't ignore someone in need, can he?
Bonus - America knew about Russia's fetish all along and was just playing dumb to tease him the entire time.
Unfortunately (or not), America sticks around after the others leave to talk to Russia...and as luck would have it, notices Russia's little problem. Or not so little problem, as it were. And the hero can't ignore someone in need, can he?
Bonus - America knew about Russia's fetish all along and was just playing dumb to tease him the entire time.
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So Seconded in a major way!
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Thirded because SEXY
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