America is too kinky to torture
anonymous
January 6 2010, 05:22:32 UTC
Through some odd twist of fate, Russia conquers America during the Cold War and made him join his Happy Soviet Family. Russia gloats over his victory and the fun of breaking America -- only to quickly discover that America is too kinky to torture. Make him scrub the floors in a frilly maid's outfit? He loves it. Chain him to the wall and whip him? He begs for more. Carve your name into his chest with a knife? He eats that shit up. Tie him to a chair and beat him with a knotted rope? More, please. Everything Russia tries on him just thrills America more, and soon Russia is exhausted trying to think of ways to intimidate and degrade him. America is completely immune to any of the things that terrified Russia's other conquests. Russia's rapetruckery is thwarted.
Must include a scene of the Baltics watching Russia stumbling out of America's room all shell-shocked, while a sated America purrs behind him.
Bonus: if its implied Canada puts America to shame.
Re: Happy Soviet Family
anonymous
February 8 2010, 19:25:06 UTC
"Ah, Ivan, over the years, has learned that intercourse between himself and a satellite state better facilitates the change to communism. In essence, Ivan infected you with communism."
Does that mean forms of government are like STDs?!? 8X
I love where this is going~ <3 FIGHT ALFRED, FIGHTO~!
Re: Happy Soviet Family
anonymous
February 9 2010, 19:50:48 UTC
I'm loving this analogy that government imposition = STD XDXDXDXD Also, very interesting. PLot? In my S&M? It's more likely and brilliant than you think ;) My heart also wrenched with Al's pitiful calls for family and help. *sob* Will that family make an appearance? Just what the hell is going on outside of the Soviet Union?
spanish-speaker!anon wants to translate this
anonymous
February 10 2011, 18:39:12 UTC
I really loved this,please go on with the story! BTW...you mind if I translate this into spanish and post it on my ff.net account? feel free to contact me here in LJ ^^
Must include a scene of the Baltics watching Russia stumbling out of America's room all shell-shocked, while a sated America purrs behind him.
Bonus: if its implied Canada puts America to shame.
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Damn...I'm salivating.
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Does that mean forms of government are like STDs?!? 8X
I love where this is going~ <3
FIGHT ALFRED, FIGHTO~!
Recaptcha: Symdrome yokes .. w/e that means..
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Also, very interesting. PLot? In my S&M? It's more likely and brilliant than you think ;)
My heart also wrenched with Al's pitiful calls for family and help. *sob* Will that family make an appearance? Just what the hell is going on outside of the Soviet Union?
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ANON, THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST FUCKING BRILLIANT FILLS I'VE READ IN A LONG TIME.
ANON, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. PLEASE LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN.
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BTW...you mind if I translate this into spanish and post it on my ff.net account? feel free to contact me here in LJ ^^
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