Blades of Glory Russ/US
anonymous
February 8 2010, 17:13:14 UTC
In honor of the Vancouver 2010 Olympics...and Evgeni 'Sex Bomb' Plushenko!
Scenario: Russia and America (For whatever found reason) decide to crash the Pairs Figure-Skating, with the first male-male team. (This isn't AU, they just love stirring up shit and generally being Canada's pain in the ass.)
Anon wants to see Fire-n-Ice routine (I don't think I need to tell you who gets what costume.) and general smut clumsily disguised as ice skating. (Funny song-fic or fanart is welcomed and encouraged!)
Re: Blades of Glory Russ/US
anonymous
February 15 2010, 05:35:12 UTC
I really want to do this, but I don't think they'd be able to compete in the Olympics as pairs, you know, considering they're from two different countries...
Oh yea I know they can't...LEGALLY. Actually what they do is tie-up/get rid of the next pair going to skate, and have someone in the control roon change the song to Aerosmith's 'I don't want to miss a thing' and announce them before security can arrive and spoil they're tomfoolery.
Anon gives a fill loosely based on the prompt [1/?]
anonymous
February 15 2010, 22:16:22 UTC
I sincerely apologize. More inspired by the actual olympics pairs than the movie (considering I've never seen the movie). Also by the comment the commentators gave about one of the Chinese figure skaters, that "he's built like the incredible hulk
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anonymous
February 15 2010, 23:02:14 UTC
Alfred made a good choice, Russia has been winning pairs since 1960. I'm so ridiculously obsessed with this idea and now this fill. You don't even know. *F5 so hard*
From “She’s the second one whose face I broke throwing across the ice." to the "You're nice and heavy." line, I can safely say...
Keep. Going.
I
WANT
MOAH!!
--Author!Anon don't you change a thing or worry about my being nit-picky. So far this fill is awesome. -Covered in toasted marshmallows served by hot host boys, at place that gives away free kittens and puppies...all wearing bunny ears. That kind of awesome.
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anonymous
February 16 2010, 03:34:38 UTC
America wasn’t that terrible, really - or perhaps the reason he agreed to anything further was just Russia’s surprise that America wasn’t just flailing around on the ice like an idiot
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Scenario: Russia and America (For whatever found reason) decide to crash the Pairs Figure-Skating, with the first male-male team. (This isn't AU, they just love stirring up shit and generally being Canada's pain in the ass.)
Anon wants to see Fire-n-Ice routine (I don't think I need to tell you who gets what costume.) and general smut clumsily disguised as ice skating. (Funny song-fic or fanart is welcomed and encouraged!)
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But it's lonely out there.
And my god, his poor partners...
I love you.
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I'm so ridiculously obsessed with this idea and now this fill.
You don't even know. *F5 so hard*
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“…Ask me again after the meeting.”
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
ReCaptcha: wear retinas. O.o I didn't realise I could take them off.
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Х))))))))))))))....
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That is an awesome video. :DDD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYzjaFAPjQ4&feature=related
^_~
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“So I’m asking you to skate with me. You’re nice and heavy,” said America.
*snort* I wish I knew someone as ridiculously...as America. Just AmericaXD
“She’s the second one whose face I broke throwing across the ice. I really, really don’t think it’s going to work out to find another one.”
Russia blinked, scooting just a centimeter away.“Perhaps if you didn’t throw your girlfriends you would be able to keep them.”
But I love my sports innuendo, yes I do. Russia getting sloooowly away from America's dangerous notions on pairing off...LOL
“I mean… you’re a good skater. I’ve seen stuff on youtube.”
“Thank you?”
XD Ivan's manner always conquers my heartXD
“But it’s lonely out there.”
“…”
So...SO AMERICA XDXDXDXDXD
(actually, I wonder how Russia can contain the giggles after that ridiculous sentenceXD)
“I’d let you throw me,” said America abruptly.
“…”
XDXDXD I can see Russia second-guessing himself hereXD. Just about made my day <3
“You’ve always wanted to throw me across the room ( ... )
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Keep. Going.
I
WANT
MOAH!!
--Author!Anon don't you change a thing or worry about my being nit-picky. So far this fill is awesome.
-Covered in toasted marshmallows served by hot host boys, at place that gives away free kittens and puppies...all wearing bunny ears. That kind of awesome.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6MksZvcB9A
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