The Inaccuracies: You will be happy to learn that the Chinese cannot fly, despite what you have seen in every single martial arts movie made in the last 15 years. Their Chi, though powerful, has not yet granted them the magical abilities they so desperately desire, which is thankful-for that barrier is all that stands between us and the "United States of Beijing."
WANT.YAO.FLYING
and United States of Beijing
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Re: A...Art Fill kinda?
anonymous
February 11 2010, 08:56:18 UTC
We can fly, we just don't do it when outsiders are watching. In fact, I shall fly over to my grandmother's house this weekend for Chinese New Year to collect my red packets.
Re: A...Art Fill kinda?
anonymous
February 13 2010, 17:07:22 UTC
I doubt that Yao is interested in invading America but if he did, it would probably be named "America Autonomous Region" not "United States of Beijing" lol
The Inaccuracies: You will be happy to learn that the Chinese cannot fly, despite what you have seen in every single martial arts movie made in the last 15 years. Their Chi, though powerful, has not yet granted them the magical abilities they so desperately desire, which is thankful-for that barrier is all that stands between us and the "United States of Beijing."
WANT.YAO.FLYING
and United States of Beijing
Some advice: if you have a life and wish to keep it, don't click that link; trust my word on this and don't go there. It's almost as bad as TVTropes
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http://i46.tinypic.com/143iycg.png
Haha, wish I coulda had some refs OTL;
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Thank you. ^__^
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(I think I'm in love with China's handsXD)
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That is a good thing.
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