Anon is going to be kentucky-fried for this...
anonymous
February 15 2010, 19:35:18 UTC
I want Russia being a dick to the Baltics. I want the Baltics' lives sucking under his rule. Sounds familiar, right?
Except
I want it to be funny, not the usual angstfest we're used to seeing with this kind of prompt. Can be black comedy, can be as much gallows humor as anon wants, but I do want my gigglesnorts.
Re: Anon is going to be kentucky-fried for this...
anonymous
February 16 2010, 04:17:36 UTC
um...This anon has written something that involved Russia and the Baltics a couple weeks ago, and I'm pretty sure it contains stuff that would be considered dark humor/gallows humor/black comedy. Plus a Russia/Latvia smut scene. Is it okay if I link it here? I mean, would OP be interested? *nervous*
Re: Anon is going to be kentucky-fried for this...
anonymous
February 16 2010, 20:53:44 UTC
Ok, since OP said that you're interested, here it is.
I'm very nervous about re-posting this. I'm so embarassed that I could write something like this.
It has some of the other Soviet siblings, but the parts where Russia acts crazy and likes to pick on Latvia- can be a bit freaky and disturbing, not sure if they count as being funny. But well, the fic sort of went off on a tangent, and the latter parts fit better with your prompt, so here it is.
So um...yeah, I understand if you would look at me sideways for writing something like this. I have no excuse. *wince*
Not So Sad Stories from Riga, Tallinn, and Vilnius
anonymous
February 16 2010, 08:37:03 UTC
Starting fail fill now! I tried to keep it light, because I also love gigglesnorts, but I think the last drabble was unintentionally dark. I hope OP likes it even a little.
Part 1/3: In Soviet Russia (Insert Punchline Here)
anonymous
February 16 2010, 08:38:52 UTC
It was early in the morning when Ravis and Eduard were shaken awake by Ivan to start the laundry as usual. One would think that he would be used to it by now, but Ravis couldn’t help feel completely squicked by the sex stained sheet Ivan and Toris had used the night before. He fancied himself a fairy tale heroine in the hopes that small, furry animals might appear from the holes in the wall, offering to wash the laundry, sweep the floor, and put away the kinky sex toys Ivan left out for them to clean up, he thought as he glanced over to Eduard, who was carefully filing a coil of rope, ball gag, and some anal beads back into the bedroom closet. Eduard was currently tugging at the rope, trying to decide whether to file it under high or medium elasticity within the highly organized closet
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Part 2/3: A Menacing(?) List
anonymous
February 16 2010, 08:41:29 UTC
A couple of hour later, once they had finished cleaning the bedroom, and Toris had managed to get a little sleep in his own room, the three nation studied over the note that Ivan had left. Under a small number of doodles (a heart in which “Torris and Ivan 4eva” was written, Chiburashka and Gena on a train, and a bottle of vodka) was a to-do list of the day’s events:
1) Invade WITH TANKS.
2) Run away from Natalia.
3) Invade WITH TANKS.
4) Decide on new maid outfit for Ravis.
5) Lunch.
6) Invade withOUT tanks. (I kid, I kid, правда? Like I would invade without the tanks.)
7) Count mah nukes.
8) Dinner.
9) Drinking.
10) Get out the lube. ~~PSYCHE~~
In the meantime I expect you three to take care of the household chores and supervise food production, monument construction, and of course your silly little resistance factions. Эта нечего. Да? Good then. Remember, if you fail to take care of these chores, I’ll have to use the magic stick. ^_^~*
P.S. I want piroshky and borsh for dinner. Needless to say, the three were at least a
( ... )
Part 3/3: Not So Sad Stories from Riga and Tallinn
anonymous
February 16 2010, 08:43:53 UTC
After discussing for an hour and a half the pros and cons of lace trim, Ivan settled on a long sleeved white shirt for Ravis and a simple, sleeveless black dress with lace on the bottom edge (although due to his peteit stature, it appeared he would be spending tomorrow shortening the length of the gown. He had a black bow in his hair, and for no adequately explained reason, he was still wearing his standard issue military boots. He blushed and looked away as Eduard and Toris chuckled under their breath. He willed himself to believe it was better than wearing a naked waiter costume (well it was warmer), but couldn’t manage to convince himself. After all, if he was wearing a naked waiter costume he would still look like a man
( ... )
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I want it to be funny, not the usual angstfest we're used to seeing with this kind of prompt. Can be black comedy, can be as much gallows humor as anon wants, but I do want my gigglesnorts.
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Is it okay if I link it here? I mean, would OP be interested? *nervous*
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I'm very nervous about re-posting this.
I'm so embarassed that I could write something like this.
It has some of the other Soviet siblings, but the parts where Russia acts crazy and likes to pick on Latvia- can be a bit freaky and disturbing, not sure if they count as being funny. But well, the fic sort of went off on a tangent, and the latter parts fit better with your prompt, so here it is.
So um...yeah, I understand if you would look at me sideways for writing something like this. I have no excuse. *wince*
http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=26713870#t26713870
captcha: represented resisited HAHA oh captcha
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1) Invade WITH TANKS.
2) Run away from Natalia.
3) Invade WITH TANKS.
4) Decide on new maid outfit for Ravis.
5) Lunch.
6) Invade withOUT tanks. (I kid, I kid, правда? Like I would invade without the tanks.)
7) Count mah nukes.
8) Dinner.
9) Drinking.
10) Get out the lube. ~~PSYCHE~~
In the meantime I expect you three to take care of the household chores and supervise food production, monument construction, and of course your silly little resistance factions. Эта нечего. Да? Good then. Remember, if you fail to take care of these chores, I’ll have to use the magic stick. ^_^~*
P.S. I want piroshky and borsh for dinner. Needless to say, the three were at least a ( ... )
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Thank you, this made my day.
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I kid, I kid, правда? Like I would invade without the tanks.
“Hey, do you remember if cock rings belong in the green or blue colour coded drawer?”
YES.
And to the other anon's question? I WOULD BE VERY MOST INTERESTED.
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Nice job, it's hard to pull off this kind of humor but you managed!
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Oh anon the third part made me laugh so much! That's so bad of me!
What an explanation for Lithuania's scars. Oh Russia, u crazy. Poor Liet
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