How about a lovely Freudian excuse?
anonymous
March 1 2010, 02:10:16 UTC
So anon has seen Rome influencing the sexuality of various bitty!nations such as England, and she's seen the oh-so-sexy Rome/China rarepair, and now she wants to see something combining the two.
Kiddies England, France and Spain all stumble upon Rome having sex with China. They're all awestruck, and the moment is burned into their memories, especially in the case of England, who immediately crushes on China.
And that memory pops up years later... during the Opium Wars.
Bonuses 1) Rome remains totally oblivious to the fact that the kids saw anything and the next day asks them why they're acting all hot and bothered around their guest. 2) China knew all along the kids were watching and maybe even gives them "the talk" when Rome's not listening 3) During the Opium Wars, when China calls England out on something, he calls him "Albion"
Kiddies England, France and Spain all stumble upon Rome having sex with China. They're all awestruck, and the moment is burned into their memories, especially in the case of England, who immediately crushes on China.
And that memory pops up years later... during the Opium Wars.
Bonuses
1) Rome remains totally oblivious to the fact that the kids saw anything and the next day asks them why they're acting all hot and bothered around their guest.
2) China knew all along the kids were watching and maybe even gives them "the talk" when Rome's not listening
3) During the Opium Wars, when China calls England out on something, he calls him "Albion"
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