Following the anon in part 9.
anonymous
March 5 2010, 20:51:58 UTC
Based on a request in part 9, because this anon liked the idea so much. Countries find out about Hetelia and are offended. They start troling anything related to Hetalia. Bonus: Italy is the one who started the wank in fandom secrets.
YOU'S TROLLIN' [1/?]
anonymous
March 19 2010, 16:02:34 UTC
Prologue: The Revelation
Japan arrived early, of course, to the climate conference following Copenhagen. He had supervised all the preparations and had assigned the Nations hotel rooms according to who wouldn’t kill the others. (Since the conference was taking place in Japan, he had decided to stay in an apartment he had in the area; still, he was not about to let the organizers of the event unwittingly put America next to Iran - if Iran even showed.) He walked past one of the hotels next to the conference center - not the one he arranged for the Nations - and did a double-take, reread the sign telling visitors what events were going on on which floors, said a silent prayer, and proceeded to the conference center.
YOU'S TROLLIN' [2/?]
anonymous
March 19 2010, 16:08:35 UTC
Somewhere along the way, many of the Nations had decided to go out drinking to toast a greener world. (Japan suspected some of them had already had alcohol, but said nothing.) And somewhere along the way, they walked by the hotel. And somehow, someone who knew Japanese had read the sign outside aloud: “He-ta-ri - li? Ri? - a-ko-n-be-n-sho-n. A Hetalia convention! Japan, what’s Heta-” “It sounds kinda like Italia,” Italy said, a slight frown crossing his face as he tried to remember any Japanese. “Hey, you’re not in Japan every day. Plus, it’s Japan; it’ll be weird but cool. Let’s check it out,” suggested America, and before Japan could stop any of them, the whole lot of them had run into the hotel to search for the Hetalia convention. No, not only some of them; Japan was now fairly confident that all of them had drunk something. He hesitated for some minutes before entering the hotel
( ... )
YOU'S TROLLIN' [3/?]
anonymous
March 19 2010, 16:18:00 UTC
Japan took a deep breath. “Himaruya-san found out about us by accident. In the early nineties, 1989 and 1990 particularly, I…I wasn’t feeling particularly well. The place where I was living was nearby his and he noticed I was in distress. He was only a small boy at the time…but he came over to inquire after me, and he didn’t understand why someone as young as I looked could be as ill as I was…and so I told him about me. I didn’t think he would take me seriously; he was a child, and I expected him to consider it a make-believe story, but…apparently not. And so he grew up, became a web-comic artist, and created Hetalia.” “And you never mentioned this why?” half the crowd said in unison. “I…did not think you would find it of particular interest,” lied Japan. “Bullshit,” said South Korea. He held up print-outs of comics. “This is what you think of me? Seriously? I look like an idiot!” “I - no, I don’t think you’re like that at all and you clearly don’t have an ahoge - it’s fictional!” Japan protested
( ... )
YOU'S TROLLIN' [4/?]
anonymous
March 19 2010, 16:22:00 UTC
Main: The Reaction
“I don’t talk like that,” was the first thing out of Poland’s mouth. “I know you don’t,” Lithuania said. “I sound stupid when I talk like that. If anyone should talk like that, it’s America.” “I agree.” “Can I call you ‘Liet,’ though? That’s pretty cute.” “No.” “Damn. Also, good call on Russia’s master plan. That bastard has been planning to take over the world for years.” “I am rather disturbed by the fan fiction involving me and him.” “You’d kick his ass any day of the week. Also, what’s this about us being married?” Poland pointed at Lithuania’s computer screen. “When we were a commonwealth together.” “Oh, that. But we weren’t married. The Church wouldn’t let that one slide.” “I would have been fine with us marrying until you converted me.” A grin slowly began to spread across Poland’s face. “What are you thinking? I know that face, Poland. Poland? POLAND!”
On the Hetalia kink meme, a prompt appeared: Poland teaches Liet the merits of Catholicism - IN LIET’S PAGAN BED. Russia stared at the
( ... )
YOU'S TROLLIN' [5/?]
anonymous
March 19 2010, 16:27:47 UTC
In the government offices, China leafed through the many pages listing censored websites before finally reaching the end. He began to write.
Henceforth, any website displaying information related to or referencing the Japanese creation “Hetalia” or any of its fan works is banned. This will promote peace and harmony throughout the Internet and the People’s Republic of China.
“Peace and harmony?” asked the official looking over his shoulder. “What is this Hetalia, anyway
( ... )
YOU'S TROLLIN' [7/?]
anonymous
March 19 2010, 16:34:41 UTC
Japan sat in seiza in Himaruya’s living room, sorting fan mail - or hate mail, he supposed - into piles depending on where it came from, how big the envelope was, and how dangerous the contents had the potential to be. “I just hadn’t drawn South America yet,” explained Himaruya. “I was getting there.” Japan sighed. “There’s more mail in my bedroom. It’s starting to cover everything.” Japan craned his neck around the piles of envelopes surrounding him to peer into the bedroom. He couldn’t see the bed under all the letters. “Sorry about this. I really appreciate your help sorting the mail.” “It is no trouble,” Japan assured him. A phone began to ring. “Is that-” “My cell phone,” said Japan. He glanced at the caller ID and answered in English, “Hello?” “Hey Japan, it’s America. Listen, you know that Hetalia thing?” “Yes.” He did not say, Of course. The rest of the world has been giving me hell about it recently. Why do you ask? “I don’t mind one of your people writing about us or anything, but the fans? The fans are fucking
( ... )
YOU'S TROLLIN' [9/9]
anonymous
March 19 2010, 16:40:37 UTC
Epilogue: The Repercussions
“Here you are,” America said, handing Japan a disc. “Thank you very much,” Japan answered automatically. “Excuse me, but what is it?” “American version of Hetalia. I dubbed it like I said I would.” America smiled sheepishly. “Probably not up to your standards, but heck, it was fun
( ... )
Re: YOU'S TROLLIN' [9/9]
anonymous
March 22 2010, 21:02:48 UTC
I'm very tempted to see how many old memes I can throw into a comment, but i'll refrain.
mostly: prussia " THEY THINK I"M SEXY!". I snorted out loud and now i have the donkey from shrek connected to everyone's favorite example of memetic mutation. fantastic fill!
recaptcha says "chastise it" - recaptcha is mean and isn't allowed to play with other anons anymore. he's just jealous.
Countries find out about Hetelia and are offended. They start troling anything related to Hetalia.
Bonus:
Italy is the one who started the wank in fandom secrets.
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Japan arrived early, of course, to the climate conference following Copenhagen. He had supervised all the preparations and had assigned the Nations hotel rooms according to who wouldn’t kill the others. (Since the conference was taking place in Japan, he had decided to stay in an apartment he had in the area; still, he was not about to let the organizers of the event unwittingly put America next to Iran - if Iran even showed.)
He walked past one of the hotels next to the conference center - not the one he arranged for the Nations - and did a double-take, reread the sign telling visitors what events were going on on which floors, said a silent prayer, and proceeded to the conference center.
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“It sounds kinda like Italia,” Italy said, a slight frown crossing his face as he tried to remember any Japanese.
“Hey, you’re not in Japan every day. Plus, it’s Japan; it’ll be weird but cool. Let’s check it out,” suggested America, and before Japan could stop any of them, the whole lot of them had run into the hotel to search for the Hetalia convention.
No, not only some of them; Japan was now fairly confident that all of them had drunk something. He hesitated for some minutes before entering the hotel ( ... )
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“And you never mentioned this why?” half the crowd said in unison.
“I…did not think you would find it of particular interest,” lied Japan.
“Bullshit,” said South Korea. He held up print-outs of comics. “This is what you think of me? Seriously? I look like an idiot!”
“I - no, I don’t think you’re like that at all and you clearly don’t have an ahoge - it’s fictional!” Japan protested ( ... )
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“I don’t talk like that,” was the first thing out of Poland’s mouth.
“I know you don’t,” Lithuania said.
“I sound stupid when I talk like that. If anyone should talk like that, it’s America.”
“I agree.”
“Can I call you ‘Liet,’ though? That’s pretty cute.”
“No.”
“Damn. Also, good call on Russia’s master plan. That bastard has been planning to take over the world for years.”
“I am rather disturbed by the fan fiction involving me and him.”
“You’d kick his ass any day of the week. Also, what’s this about us being married?” Poland pointed at Lithuania’s computer screen.
“When we were a commonwealth together.”
“Oh, that. But we weren’t married. The Church wouldn’t let that one slide.”
“I would have been fine with us marrying until you converted me.”
A grin slowly began to spread across Poland’s face.
“What are you thinking? I know that face, Poland. Poland? POLAND!”
On the Hetalia kink meme, a prompt appeared: Poland teaches Liet the merits of Catholicism - IN LIET’S PAGAN BED. Russia stared at the ( ... )
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Henceforth, any website displaying information related to or referencing the Japanese creation “Hetalia” or any of its fan works is banned. This will promote peace and harmony throughout the Internet and the People’s Republic of China.
“Peace and harmony?” asked the official looking over his shoulder. “What is this Hetalia, anyway ( ... )
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“I just hadn’t drawn South America yet,” explained Himaruya. “I was getting there.”
Japan sighed.
“There’s more mail in my bedroom. It’s starting to cover everything.”
Japan craned his neck around the piles of envelopes surrounding him to peer into the bedroom. He couldn’t see the bed under all the letters.
“Sorry about this. I really appreciate your help sorting the mail.”
“It is no trouble,” Japan assured him.
A phone began to ring.
“Is that-”
“My cell phone,” said Japan. He glanced at the caller ID and answered in English, “Hello?”
“Hey Japan, it’s America. Listen, you know that Hetalia thing?”
“Yes.” He did not say, Of course. The rest of the world has been giving me hell about it recently. Why do you ask? “I don’t mind one of your people writing about us or anything, but the fans? The fans are fucking ( ... )
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“Here you are,” America said, handing Japan a disc.
“Thank you very much,” Japan answered automatically. “Excuse me, but what is it?”
“American version of Hetalia. I dubbed it like I said I would.” America smiled sheepishly. “Probably not up to your standards, but heck, it was fun ( ... )
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mostly: prussia " THEY THINK I"M SEXY!". I snorted out loud and now i have the donkey from shrek connected to everyone's favorite example of memetic mutation. fantastic fill!
recaptcha says "chastise it" - recaptcha is mean and isn't allowed to play with other anons anymore. he's just jealous.
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America should know better than to google his name... nothing good ever comes from that.
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Hands up if you agree.
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