dude, like, what just happened? [1/?]
anonymous
March 28 2010, 00:37:28 UTC
"So, I'll start from the beginning 'cause I might as well, and you know, it'd be really annoying to have to go and explain everything to you and it's like God, I'll you everything, just give me a fucking second to explain it. Okay. Just promise me you'll come and bail me out?"
"Me, too," added Spain.
"And I, of course, cannot be forgotten," France said, nursing the small cut on his elbow.
"Well, there you go," said Prussia. "You're paying bail for all three of us, West. I promise, once I'm out I'll pay you back. I swear. Pinky promise and all that shit. I'll also pay you back for that game you got me the other day. You know, the one Japan was advertising. The really cool one. The one with the dungeons and the hot chick with the nice tits who was blasting everyone's heads off. The blonde one. Yeah. That one. Expensive? Um, no? I don't think so. Oh, West!"
"So is he coming? This is a call for bailout, not a confession," said France. "Had I known it'd be like this, I would have called England. Then we would be out of here by now
( ... )
dude, like, what just happened? [2/?]
anonymous
March 28 2010, 00:41:56 UTC
"Oh, I think I remember now!" said Spain. "There was a girl. Someone France knew. Didn't you know her? You said you knew her."
"Of course, I know all of my citizens very well."
"But you knew her."
"Oh, yes."
"There was a girl," Prussia said into the phone. "Well, to tell the truth, there were a lot of girls. West, stop thinking ahead of me! I know you're blushing right now, but this is a time for maturity and clear thinking. Yeah, I just said that. It was a bar, for Chrissakes! What'd you expect? A Catholic get-together
( ... )
dude, like, what just happened? [3/?]
anonymous
March 28 2010, 00:55:06 UTC
"Well, fuck, so we went to the island. There was a barge. Dancing. Have I said that? Only, I think someone at the last bar had alerted the cops about us. And they followed us to the island. Fuck, can you imagine that? They were actually useful for once, you know? I mean like, they were doing their job and all, only it was sort of stupid, 'cause it wasn't like we were doing anything wrong
( ... )
dude, like, what just happened? [4/4]
anonymous
March 28 2010, 01:00:33 UTC
"We teepeed the Vatican. Shit, man, why are the walls so damn tall. And those Swiss bastards guarding the place so that made it hard. But so worth it. I almost kept falling off because one of them starting turning the guns on me, but I kept climbing up and France threw me the toilet paper and Spain kept talking to that nice Italian kid in the front. Spain was explaining what we were doing. A new form of worship. To praise the, uh, Pope. You know, the Pope, West. The Pope! Gotta respect the Pope. Romano's pretty pissed, I hear. Oh, he already called? To complain? What'd he say? Oh, well
( ... )
Re: dude, like, what just happened? [4/4]
anonymous
March 28 2010, 07:36:35 UTC
Oh god, gotta respect the pope! xD This was uber awesome, anon! I would quote all the lines I loved but I don't think there's any need to repost the whole fic.
Re: dude, like, what just happened? [4/4]
anonymous
March 28 2010, 19:30:34 UTC
For some reason this reminded me of Three Musketeers... Three drunken friends wreaking havoc in Paris and then having to explain themselves later, that's so the early parts of the first book. Even better since they are kind of soldiers too. But I digress.
Re: dude, like, what just happened? [4/4]
anonymous
April 20 2010, 22:25:06 UTC
This fic. Is UTTERLY SPLENDID. Also realistic in a way I don't want to elaborate on. The voiced of the characters are spot on. And France may be my favourite in thisXD
I will love you forever if at some point they get arrested. Because you know, IT'D HAPPEN.
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"Me, too," added Spain.
"And I, of course, cannot be forgotten," France said, nursing the small cut on his elbow.
"Well, there you go," said Prussia. "You're paying bail for all three of us, West. I promise, once I'm out I'll pay you back. I swear. Pinky promise and all that shit. I'll also pay you back for that game you got me the other day. You know, the one Japan was advertising. The really cool one. The one with the dungeons and the hot chick with the nice tits who was blasting everyone's heads off. The blonde one. Yeah. That one. Expensive? Um, no? I don't think so. Oh, West!"
"So is he coming? This is a call for bailout, not a confession," said France. "Had I known it'd be like this, I would have called England. Then we would be out of here by now ( ... )
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"Of course, I know all of my citizens very well."
"But you knew her."
"Oh, yes."
"There was a girl," Prussia said into the phone. "Well, to tell the truth, there were a lot of girls. West, stop thinking ahead of me! I know you're blushing right now, but this is a time for maturity and clear thinking. Yeah, I just said that. It was a bar, for Chrissakes! What'd you expect? A Catholic get-together ( ... )
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Prussia blinked.
Oh, as they so eloquently put it, fuck.
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"I am always prepared."
"Remember the second world war?"
"Be silenced, you half-breed!"
I loved this especially.
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RC: adopt what - I'd be a bit scared of whatever these guys decide to adopt....
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This was uber awesome, anon! I would quote all the lines I loved but I don't think there's any need to repost the whole fic.
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Spain: Hey!... Didn't we have, like, diplomatic immunity or something?
France: No, no at least after 'that' incident in China.
Prussia: Yeah....
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Splendid fun, this fill. :3
"Oh Romano..." *pat pats Spain*
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