LUMBERRR! - Canada/America
anonymous
March 11 2010, 01:43:44 UTC
Everyone knows when Canada is around hockey he turns into hockey Canada. Anon wants to see Canada turn into manly, muscular, domineering, hairy-like-France, tree chopping, horny lumber Canada when he’s around lumber. Basically, lumber turns him on and brings out his more primal side, and America learns of this side of Canada when he takes him out on a camping trip.
Bonus 1: If Canada uses the line “And I have the chain, the chain that keeps the lumber from rolling off the truck. And it’s the chain that will keep you from rolling off my bed!”
Bonus 2: If America uses the line: “I’ve got pine needles where pine needles were never meant to be! PINE NEEDLES!”
Bonus 1: If Canada uses the line “And I have the chain, the chain that keeps the lumber from rolling off the truck. And it’s the chain that will keep you from rolling off my bed!”
Bonus 2: If America uses the line: “I’ve got pine needles where pine needles were never meant to be! PINE NEEDLES!”
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I need think I fucking need it.
(mostly beause when I first found out about Hetalia I was expeting Canada to be a Lumberjack)
this is one of those times when something needs to be Fucking seconded.
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