The Art of Ruining (Somebody Else's) Dates 1/?
anonymous
March 16 2010, 01:03:45 UTC
“…So, you’ll pick me up at eight, correct?” England grinned brightly, and giggled (fucking giggled) at the reply the tall blonde gave.
America frowned. Since when did England speak to anyone besides France (or America himself, of course, but that was a given, because America was fucking amazing)? And since when did England (giggle) laugh at what someone else said?
Since when did England socialize?
Since when did England accept invitations to dates on a Friday night-??
“America?” A timid voice broke America from his inner monologue. “Is something wrong?”
“HAHA!” America laughed obnoxiously, making a few nations look in his direction. But not England, never England, he was too busy with that fucking blonde guy and-oh shit, what if he was literally fucking that blonde guy-“Um, America?” Canada was a bit frightened. It was not good when his brother laughed like a deranged psychopath then said nothing
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Re: The Art of Ruining (Somebody Else's) Dates 1/?
anonymous
March 16 2010, 08:11:12 UTC
“And then in 1200AD, they discovered the pleasures of being buried deep inside each other when Denmark took England’s virginity and made our ex-colonizer moan like a two-bit whore…”
The Art of Ruining (Somebody Else's) Dates 1b/?
anonymous
March 16 2010, 21:41:53 UTC
“What the-eh?!” Canada was flung unceremoniously into a nearby room. With hardwood floors. That tended to hurt your face when you landed on them.
“That is England’s virginity taker?!?!” America bellowed, slamming the door behind him. Subtle. Canada pulled himself up from the floor, rubbing his bruised jaw.
“You moronic-” Canada sighed. America’s infatuation was starting to manifest itself into physical violence. Lovely. “I just made that up, ok? I dunno who England’s…” here Canada paused. Honestly, the terms his brother used…“virginity taker is. I just said that to teach you a lesson. Would it kill you to pay attention to me when I talk? Especially if I’m answering a question you asked?” Aw crap. America’s face was starting to look dangerous. Better divert his anger. “A-and anyway, you didn’t let me tell you the most important part of my answer which was that Denmark asked England out on a date a few minutes ago and England said yes and America you are choking me that cannot be good for your economy- America dropped Canada, ignoring
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Re: The Art of Ruining (Somebody Else's) Dates 1c/?
anonymous
March 17 2010, 06:09:57 UTC
Denmark was looking and feeling good. His black pants accented his powerful thighs, his hat contrasted his bright hair, and he had gotten England to go out with him using relatively little effort. Really, it hadn’t been nearly as hard as France made it seem.
Denmark smiled. Finally, it would be his turn to fuck with the eccentric island nation. England had such a sweet ass. And jutting hips. Denmark really enjoyed jutting hips. They were perfect for grabbing, forcing down, tearing through-
A sudden crashed sounded behind him, causing Denmark to turn around and spot-“America?”
America raised his head from the floor, groaning. So much for subtle-stalking the enemy.
“Hey…Denmark,” America said slowly, taking care to avoid the derogatory terms his mind provided for the Dane. It was hard. That hat was begging to be insulted. “Fancy seeing you around, so long after the meeting…”
Denmark smirked, helping the younger nation up. “You mean the one you so graciously ended, even though Switzerland was hosting it?” The Nordic brushed a hand
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Re: The Art of Ruining (Somebody Else's) Dates 2/?
anonymous
March 24 2010, 07:26:24 UTC
On Monday, the conference resumed. Or at least, the yelling did. America looked over and-yes!-England and Denbarf were sitting far apart, England acting irritated and Denfuck looking over at the island nation with fearful eyes. Good. So America's horror stories about about England's mutilated scones and puke-inducing haggis did the trick. As far as the American could determine, the two European nations were Not Speaking To Each Other.
That hat-wearing douche was all wrong for England anyway.
America turned away from the two and smiled at Canada, who looked back with a bored expression on his face. "Good job, America," the younger brother began, "you ruined England's date." America looked proud. That wouldn't do. "Now he probably has no self confidence left and will fall into a deep depression resulting in binge drinking and blowing the likes of France in order to feel beautiful again." America's smile dropped. Served him right. Le ordure.why is canada such a bitch? i swear, i tried making him moe at one point
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The Art of Ruining (Somebody Else's) Dates 2b/?
anonymous
March 24 2010, 20:23:01 UTC
After the meeting, America hurried to catch up with England before the Brit left for his hotel room (or for the bar around the corner, if Canada was to be believed). The superpower was delayed a while, however, first by China (who kept demanding his money, which was starting to fucking annoy America, that Asian needed to chill, he’d get the money eventually!), then by Prussia (who kept asking what America had said to Denmark, a question America refused to answer, because it was stupid, like Prussia, who wasn’t even a nation and should have died or something by now), and finally by Russia, who asked for advice on how to gently reject someone over texting
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America frowned. Since when did England speak to anyone besides France (or America himself, of course, but that was a given, because America was fucking amazing)? And since when did England (giggle) laugh at what someone else said?
Since when did England socialize?
Since when did England accept invitations to dates on a Friday night-??
“America?” A timid voice broke America from his inner monologue. “Is something wrong?”
“HAHA!” America laughed obnoxiously, making a few nations look in his direction. But not England, never England, he was too busy with that fucking blonde guy and-oh shit, what if he was literally fucking that blonde guy-“Um, America?” Canada was a bit frightened. It was not good when his brother laughed like a deranged psychopath then said nothing ( ... )
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I actually like Denmark X England pretty much
And I like the idea that Denmark took England's virginity :D
Poor America~~~
Cannot wait to see the date
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Oh, Canada, you're so brilliant. <3
Eagerly awaiting more, anon.
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“That is England’s virginity taker?!?!” America bellowed, slamming the door behind him. Subtle. Canada pulled himself up from the floor, rubbing his bruised jaw.
“You moronic-” Canada sighed. America’s infatuation was starting to manifest itself into physical violence. Lovely. “I just made that up, ok? I dunno who England’s…” here Canada paused. Honestly, the terms his brother used…“virginity taker is. I just said that to teach you a lesson. Would it kill you to pay attention to me when I talk? Especially if I’m answering a question you asked?” Aw crap. America’s face was starting to look dangerous. Better divert his anger. “A-and anyway, you didn’t let me tell you the most important part of my answer which was that Denmark asked England out on a date a few minutes ago and England said yes and America you are choking me that cannot be good for your economy- America dropped Canada, ignoring ( ... )
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also, i wish to warn you OP...Denmark might not get very far with his date...XD
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I am totally fine with it, just go with your plan XD
The update is so hilarious~
America is so good at rationalization :D
And Canada, do you know that you almost give your brother a heart attack? lol
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Denmark smiled. Finally, it would be his turn to fuck with the eccentric island nation. England had such a sweet ass. And jutting hips. Denmark really enjoyed jutting hips. They were perfect for grabbing, forcing down, tearing through-
A sudden crashed sounded behind him, causing Denmark to turn around and spot-“America?”
America raised his head from the floor, groaning. So much for subtle-stalking the enemy.
“Hey…Denmark,” America said slowly, taking care to avoid the derogatory terms his mind provided for the Dane. It was hard. That hat was begging to be insulted. “Fancy seeing you around, so long after the meeting…”
Denmark smirked, helping the younger nation up. “You mean the one you so graciously ended, even though Switzerland was hosting it?” The Nordic brushed a hand ( ... )
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America faked surprise. “Why, Denmark, don’t you know what England does to his dates before they go out?”
The Danes eyebrow remained stationary. “Sucks them off?”
I laughed so hard at this, they are all perverts lol
Now I am curious what America's original plan is
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I love how it was scones that got Denmark's attention. England's scones really are that famous, huh?
(Did you ever post this on the Fills List? I found it through the Kink Meme Archive, and had no idea this had been filled.)
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That hat-wearing douche was all wrong for England anyway.
America turned away from the two and smiled at Canada, who looked back with a bored expression on his face. "Good job, America," the younger brother began, "you ruined England's date." America looked proud. That wouldn't do. "Now he probably has no self confidence left and will fall into a deep depression resulting in binge drinking and blowing the likes of France in order to feel beautiful again." America's smile dropped. Served him right. Le ordure.why is canada such a bitch? i swear, i tried making him moe at one point ( ... )
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And I like Canada here too, I find him even cuter
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Hilarious as usual lol
cannot wait to see what stupid things Alfred will do
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