Chastity belt
anonymous
March 12 2010, 17:40:30 UTC
Obviously based on above prompt
You guys know what a chastity belt is?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chastity_belt by the way, that shit is exactly as menacing as it looks. I've seen it IRL. There are less monstruous..looking types of this thing, thoughXD
So, for the prompt:
England put one of these on America when America started to enter puberty. So that nobody could claim HIS rights.
I have two different types of scenario on mind for this:
1. France picks the belt's lock the night when they consume their alliance in the Revolutionary War
2. England enchanted the lock and threw the key away as a vengeance when he lost the war. As a result, America's been sexblocked all his life, and he's still a virgin in the XX century (up to the end of World War II or even up to todayXD. Would England throw away such a useful politicla tool?). Frustrated, he tried to convince England to stop it during the XIX century, but England took perverse pleasure in knowing what
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You guys know what a chastity belt is?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chastity_belt
by the way, that shit is exactly as menacing as it looks. I've seen it IRL. There are less monstruous..looking types of this thing, thoughXD
So, for the prompt:
England put one of these on America when America started to enter puberty. So that nobody could claim HIS rights.
I have two different types of scenario on mind for this:
1. France picks the belt's lock the night when they consume their alliance in the Revolutionary War
2. England enchanted the lock and threw the key away as a vengeance when he lost the war. As a result, America's been sexblocked all his life, and he's still a virgin in the XX century (up to the end of World War II or even up to todayXD. Would England throw away such a useful politicla tool?).
Frustrated, he tried to convince England to stop it during the XIX century, but England took perverse pleasure in knowing what ( ... )
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*dies laughing* OMG, he so would! And then brag about it to England years later, thus starting the Napoleon wars!
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AND SUDDENLY THE US FOREIGN POLICY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
Anon would love to try this. Whether Anon manages or not is another story, but still!
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Excuse me while I collapse in hysterical laughter. ^o- I really hope this works out!
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