England's de-aged the 50 states! Mommy America is not happy.
anonymous
March 12 2010, 22:19:26 UTC
England's been annoyed by America, wants to turn him into a little colony, yadda yadda. Thing is: It doesn't work. Alfred/America is perfectly fine. No signs of de-aging or anything.
The problem is that when England said his spell, he said "the United States are" (plural, i.e. states) vs. "the United States is" (singular, i.e. Alfred).
So, his fifty states/kids have all been de-aged to toddlers (1-31) or babies (32-50)!
Well, as you can imagine, AMERICA IS NOT PLEASED. Especially since there are 50 little kids vying for his awesome attention. And the baby-daddies are feeling the heat to help out and, ah, "take responsibility."
MEGA BONUS: The youngest states (46-50) are aged older to 15-16 yrs.
~~~~ OP's head-canon for states' usual ages:First 13 (Virginia - Georgia): Oldest, 15-16 yrs. Born in the period of the Articles of Confederation. Mostly England's, except the mid-Atlantic (NY/NJ = Holland, Penn. = Prussia, Delaware = Finland [there were more Finns in New Sweden than Swedes
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The problem is that when England said his spell, he said "the United States are" (plural, i.e. states) vs. "the United States is" (singular, i.e. Alfred).
So, his fifty states/kids have all been de-aged to toddlers (1-31) or babies (32-50)!
Well, as you can imagine, AMERICA IS NOT PLEASED. Especially since there are 50 little kids vying for his awesome attention. And the baby-daddies are feeling the heat to help out and, ah, "take responsibility."
MEGA BONUS: The youngest states (46-50) are aged older to 15-16 yrs.
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OP's head-canon for states' usual ages:First 13 (Virginia - Georgia): Oldest, 15-16 yrs. Born in the period of the Articles of Confederation. Mostly England's, except the mid-Atlantic (NY/NJ = Holland, Penn. = Prussia, Delaware = Finland [there were more Finns in New Sweden than Swedes ( ... )
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Awkward question of the year: "Aren't you a him?"
Awkward answer of the year: "No--yes--that's not the point."
Lol! I really hope you elect to keep trucking! ^o- This is great!
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