It Has Come To My Attention That There Is Not Enough US/UK on this Meme
anonymous
March 13 2010, 04:15:42 UTC
I've just finished filling a couple of requests, but while there are some interesting requests, I want to hear your ideas, people! I beg for inspiration.
So here's my request: anything goes, as long as it's US/UK. AU, genderbent, fluff, angst, super kinky, nothing but vanilla, watersports, missionary, mpreg, animal-forms, usage of toys, time travel, shota, dancing with pancakes on their heads! I don't care. Just as long as there's USUK.
it's always the quiet ones you have to look out for. 2/3
anonymous
March 13 2010, 12:05:17 UTC
whoops, double~posted. Sorry, a cat jumped on my keyboard.
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"You perverted frog!"
"I don't know what you're talking about! I didn't do anything - unlike you, who seems to be doing a lot lately- And you say I'm perverted, Rosbif."
"Shut your trap, frog. This time you've gone too far!" England grabbed France's collar and shook him.
"I told you, this time it wasn't me!"
"Like hell it wasn't! It's always you!"
England let go long enough only to punch France in the face. France crumpled to the floor with a moan of not the faaaacceeee. Canada cringed both outwardly and inwardly. He'd hoped to settle it before it went that far.
America stood and slammed his fist on the conference room table "I am not your property!"
"We've established that," England said coldly. "July fourth, when you threw every bit of kindness I'd ever given you back in my face."
They stared each other down, old scars being steadily picked at until soon they'd be reopened.
"Oh yeah, your kindness. Like your foodEngland was twitching in rage. "...You've
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it's always the quiet ones you have to look out for. 3/3
anonymous
March 13 2010, 12:10:06 UTC
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He slipped out the side door into the kitchen which was kept well stocked, as it always was when America was around. It was bad enough trying to get America to pay attention, but when he was hungry, all bets were off. When he'd gotten what he needed, Canada returned to find the meeting in a state of pandemonium. Hungary and Japan were eagerly discussing the beauty of men loving men, while Switzerland was threatening to shoot them all if they didn't shut up. Germany had given up on order and had his head in his hands, as if his headache had progressed to full out migraine
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Re: it's always the quiet ones you have to look out for. 3/3
anonymous
March 13 2010, 16:20:37 UTC
Which meant that they'd either killed each other or started in more amorous directions... Or it could just be English foreplay XDD That line killed me.
LOLOLOL how did you know OP was from Canada?
anonymous
March 13 2010, 12:11:34 UTC
:DDDDD
This is awesome, anon, I owe you one. I love the writing, I love Canada's snarky inner voice and the way he views family, and Italy! OH GOD ITALY. *collapses and dies* *comes back to life to reread*
"Veeee, English foreplay is violent!" <3333 forever.
Mad World (1/3)
anonymous
May 2 2010, 20:42:39 UTC
There is this USUK fill, called Misplaced Soil. (http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15769.html?thread=39299481#t39299481 ) It is beautiful and every morning I pray I get to read an update from the author. And it has this tear-jerking part, which I only stopped crying over because the author assured me it would have a happy ending, where Al and Art break up over Afghanistan. It inspired this thing. The only connection is the break-up, but I recommend you read it first. Not because you need to, just cos it’s awesome.
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hide my head i want to drown my sorrow no tomorrow no tomorrow
2010: The United Kingdom begins pulling troops out of Afghanistan. (Alfred breaks up with Arthur, after an angry argument in his New York loft which, he had joked, had been half-English and half-American territory. Arthur leaves on the next flight out of JFK International Airport.)2011: The United States commits 150,000 more troops to Afghanistan. Neither the
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Mad World (2/3)
anonymous
May 2 2010, 20:46:11 UTC
He insists - quietly, without heat - that the other Nations refer to him as the United States. America, he notes pedantically, is too broad a term. He has no human name
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Re: Mad World (3/3)
anonymous
May 2 2010, 22:53:09 UTC
Arizona Protocol. Ouch.
You know, whenever I read fics about America dying or going crazy or acting like a huge asshole, I always feel the most sympathy for Canada. Does that make me a bad American?
Thanks, authornon, this was fabulous like a punch in the gut.
So here's my request: anything goes, as long as it's US/UK. AU, genderbent, fluff, angst, super kinky, nothing but vanilla, watersports, missionary, mpreg, animal-forms, usage of toys, time travel, shota, dancing with pancakes on their heads! I don't care. Just as long as there's USUK.
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And you know girl!America would enjoy said huge knockers :D
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...Canada as a secret and very rabid England/America shipper? I need this like burning.
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"You perverted frog!"
"I don't know what you're talking about! I didn't do anything - unlike you, who seems to be doing a lot lately- And you say I'm perverted, Rosbif."
"Shut your trap, frog. This time you've gone too far!" England grabbed France's collar and shook him.
"I told you, this time it wasn't me!"
"Like hell it wasn't! It's always you!"
England let go long enough only to punch France in the face. France crumpled to the floor with a moan of not the faaaacceeee. Canada cringed both outwardly and inwardly. He'd hoped to settle it before it went that far.
America stood and slammed his fist on the conference room table "I am not your property!"
"We've established that," England said coldly. "July fourth, when you threw every bit of kindness I'd ever given you back in my face."
They stared each other down, old scars being steadily picked at until soon they'd be reopened.
"Oh yeah, your kindness. Like your foodEngland was twitching in rage. "...You've ( ... )
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He slipped out the side door into the kitchen which was kept well stocked, as it always was when America was around. It was bad enough trying to get America to pay attention, but when he was hungry, all bets were off. When he'd gotten what he needed, Canada returned to find the meeting in a state of pandemonium. Hungary and Japan were eagerly discussing the beauty of men loving men, while Switzerland was threatening to shoot them all if they didn't shut up. Germany had given up on order and had his head in his hands, as if his headache had progressed to full out migraine ( ... )
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And yes. Go occupy in teh coat closet plz. ;)
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Canada is quite the schemer. I would love to see a tag team fic with him and France XD
Great job!
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This is awesome, anon, I owe you one. I love the writing, I love Canada's snarky inner voice and the way he views family, and Italy! OH GOD ITALY. *collapses and dies* *comes back to life to reread*
"Veeee, English foreplay is violent!" <3333 forever.
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hide my head i want to drown my sorrow
no tomorrow no tomorrow
2010: The United Kingdom begins pulling troops out of Afghanistan.
(Alfred breaks up with Arthur, after an angry argument in his New York loft which, he had joked, had been half-English and half-American territory. Arthur leaves on the next flight out of JFK International Airport.)2011: The United States commits 150,000 more troops to Afghanistan. Neither the ( ... )
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SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL?!
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You know, whenever I read fics about America dying or going crazy or acting like a huge asshole, I always feel the most sympathy for Canada. Does that make me a bad American?
Thanks, authornon, this was fabulous like a punch in the gut.
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