Shut the Hell Up About Him
anonymous
March 29 2010, 03:58:28 UTC
So I was skimming through the horde of special relationship break-up requests and this line stood out to me in an unusual way:
The Commons Foreign Affairs committee also said it was wrong to speak of "the special relationship" with the US, as it was fostering other alliances.
My headcanon is the sexual relationships between the nations are a bit loose, because it's essential in promoting good foreign relations and trade.
So I want to see, prior to the break-up, England out to dinner with nation a trying to get into nation a's pants to promote good international relations, and England won't stfu about the "special relationship" and how "America said the funniest thing last week".
Bonus 1: England caries around pictures of all his former colonies in his wallet, but especially enjoys showing his date the ones of America, because he is a proud parent...boyfriend...thing.
Bonus 2: England is completely oblivious to the fact that this is bothering his date...
Bonus 2.5: ...thus the break-up is his fridge logic realization that that
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He's No Good For You [1/1]
anonymous
May 12 2010, 01:19:42 UTC
I only realised after I wrote this that it doesn't quite fit what your request. I hope you don't mind though. If another anon wants to try to fill it, please go ahead
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Your right, it's not really what I asked for, but I still enjoyed it! Francis is being so sweet and understanding. And Arthur has his walletful of photos (I can't imagine Francis' confiscation going well...)
I feel bad for that poor girl, expecting a nice meal and getting treated to a drunk bawling Arthur and a history lesson instead.
The Commons Foreign Affairs committee also said it was wrong to speak of "the special relationship" with the US, as it was fostering other alliances.
My headcanon is the sexual relationships between the nations are a bit loose, because it's essential in promoting good foreign relations and trade.
So I want to see, prior to the break-up, England out to dinner with nation a trying to get into nation a's pants to promote good international relations, and England won't stfu about the "special relationship" and how "America said the funniest thing last week".
Bonus 1: England caries around pictures of all his former colonies in his wallet, but especially enjoys showing his date the ones of America, because he is a proud parent...boyfriend...thing.
Bonus 2: England is completely oblivious to the fact that this is bothering his date...
Bonus 2.5: ...thus the break-up is his fridge logic realization that that ( ... )
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I feel bad for that poor girl, expecting a nice meal and getting treated to a drunk bawling Arthur and a history lesson instead.
Thanks writernon!
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