Gunther Lovi [1/2]
anonymous
April 4 2010, 09:44:40 UTC
Aaaaaghasdfasd... sorry if this wasn't what OP was looking for orz
I wrote this all at once, grinning like an idiot the entire time. I'm hoping it has a similar effect on you, reader!anons.
Okay, so maybe it wasn't a squirrel that had peed the sheets that one time when Romano was little. But there was absolutely nothing wrong with that! Bed wetting was a perfectly normal habit, especially in young children! It... it kept their bladders from exploding at night, didn't it? See, it was actually useful! And Romano knew for a fact that he wasn't the only one who had experienced that at least once in his childhood; there had been that one time when Veneciano had to wake up Grandpa Rome because of it... oh, wait, that time it actually was a squirrel. Dammit
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Gunther Lovi [2/2]
anonymous
April 4 2010, 09:46:53 UTC
"You tease me, oh please me, I want you to be my lovetoy... mngh." Romano felt Spain's head move into the crook of his neck, and he leaned into it, not because he had secretly wanted this to happen, but because he figured that if he tried to break free, it would wake the idiot up, so there wasn't really any point in struggling. That, and he was too tired to resist.
Spain really was killing the mood, though; couldn't his subconscious have picked a more... he didn't know, a more serious song? Granted, he was making it sound like the sexiest thing ever... what? Where the hell did that thought come from!? Romano was tired; yeah, the lack of sleep was making him delirious. That was it.
"Come near me, don't fear me..." Why would I be afraid of you, of all people? "I just can't get enough of you, Lovi."
It was starting to freak Romano out that Spain kept sticking his name in the lyrics. And this was his subconscious speaking... er, singing. So... did that mean that Spain
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Re: Gunther Lovi [2/2]
anonymous
April 4 2010, 12:09:45 UTC
Oh my god, Anon XD YOu had me snort-laughing all the way through, especially after listening to the actual song. Spain should totally have picked a better song, although it might not uh, have lead to Romano finally knowing what it felt like to have his ding-ding-dong touched, pfffffft XD
Re: Gunther Lovi [2/2]
anonymous
April 4 2010, 15:55:43 UTC
OP here! Thank you!!! This is one of my first requests and I can't believe it got filled! OMG! 8D
This was amazing! And don't worry, this was exactly what I was looking for. I burst out laughing and frightened my boyfriend who was sitting next to me. XD
I absolutely loved how Lovi kinda attempts to sing back to Antonio in bed. Mmm... the thought of them cuddling is so cute. And it's just like Spain to make ridiculous things insanely sexy, isn't it? Thank you again OP! -bows-
Captcha: the recovers... yes, I'm still recovering from laughing like an idiot. XD
Re: Gunther Lovi [2/2]
anonymous
April 4 2010, 18:34:10 UTC
*snort*
Oh, you weren't the only one grinning like an idiot, my friend. This was delicious and absolutely hilarious at the same time. It definitely made me feel better about my day. <3
Author!anon here
anonymous
April 4 2010, 22:24:46 UTC
Okay, wow, I did not expect so many people to comment on this O_O
I just... thank you so much, anons! I'm glad that you liked it; when I was writing this, I kept thinking, "Oh my God, my fill is so cracky and why do they feel so OOC and I HAVE THE DING DONG SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD WTF" so it makes me very happy to see that you guys thought it was funny.
Now, it's in my headcanon that Spain sings in his sleep.
... sorry if that made no sense OTL
Captcha: tritest tomatoes. You're right, Captcha; they are somehow involved in almost every single Spamano fic ever.
Re: Author!anon
anonymous
April 5 2010, 14:25:28 UTC
I feel like you'd be more likely to check here than back at the misfire fill, so PSST YOU HAVE SOME PRIVACY SETTINGS ON THAT WON'T LET ME MESSAGE YOU BACK.
Kink:
Spain: "Romano... you touch my tralala... Mmm... My ding ding dong..."
Run with it anons.
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I wrote this all at once, grinning like an idiot the entire time. I'm hoping it has a similar effect on you, reader!anons.
Okay, so maybe it wasn't a squirrel that had peed the sheets that one time when Romano was little. But there was absolutely nothing wrong with that! Bed wetting was a perfectly normal habit, especially in young children! It... it kept their bladders from exploding at night, didn't it? See, it was actually useful! And Romano knew for a fact that he wasn't the only one who had experienced that at least once in his childhood; there had been that one time when Veneciano had to wake up Grandpa Rome because of it... oh, wait, that time it actually was a squirrel. Dammit ( ... )
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Spain really was killing the mood, though; couldn't his subconscious have picked a more... he didn't know, a more serious song? Granted, he was making it sound like the sexiest thing ever... what? Where the hell did that thought come from!? Romano was tired; yeah, the lack of sleep was making him delirious. That was it.
"Come near me, don't fear me..." Why would I be afraid of you, of all people? "I just can't get enough of you, Lovi."
It was starting to freak Romano out that Spain kept sticking his name in the lyrics. And this was his subconscious speaking... er, singing. So... did that mean that Spain ( ... )
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That night, Romano found out what it was like to have his ding-ding-dong touched
had me in stitches.
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Thank you!!! This is one of my first requests and I can't believe it got filled! OMG! 8D
This was amazing! And don't worry, this was exactly what I was looking for. I burst out laughing and frightened my boyfriend who was sitting next to me. XD
I absolutely loved how Lovi kinda attempts to sing back to Antonio in bed. Mmm... the thought of them cuddling is so cute. And it's just like Spain to make ridiculous things insanely sexy, isn't it?
Thank you again OP! -bows-
Captcha: the recovers... yes, I'm still recovering from laughing like an idiot. XD
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Oh, you weren't the only one grinning the whole time, my friend. That was delicious and hilarious and definitely made me feel better about my day. <3
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Oh, you weren't the only one grinning like an idiot, my friend. This was delicious and absolutely hilarious at the same time. It definitely made me feel better about my day. <3
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I just... thank you so much, anons! I'm glad that you liked it; when I was writing this, I kept thinking, "Oh my God, my fill is so cracky and why do they feel so OOC and I HAVE THE DING DONG SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD WTF" so it makes me very happy to see that you guys thought it was funny.
Now, it's in my headcanon that Spain sings in his sleep.
... sorry if that made no sense OTL
Captcha: tritest tomatoes. You're right, Captcha; they are somehow involved in almost every single Spamano fic ever.
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If I'd been eating something, I'm pretty sure I would have choked while reading this. What the hell, they even harmonize. How is this so awesome.
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Yes, they harmonize. All we need is the rest of the Bad Touch Trio and they could do a barbershop quartet. XD
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Captcha likes this idea: cocoas harmonica.
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Apparently Captcha thinks that India doesn't: Indian shames.
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I love you for that last line, I really do.
/dies <3
CAPTCHA - their masseur. fitting with the ding ding dong theme...|D
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