Seduce his sister
anonymous
April 9 2010, 20:12:15 UTC
It's the cold war, America is looking for someway to strike at Russia and gets a "brilliant" idea. He's going to seduce one of Russia's sisters.
Ukraine is crossed off the list after Canada knocks out several of his teeth with a hockey stick for even suggesting it.
That leaves Belarus.
Let the craziness begin.
Bonus if the whole thing backfires, and now Belarus is harassing America with marriage proposals, and Russia personally thanks America for getting Belarus off his back.
Not!OP, but ...
anonymous
April 24 2010, 04:24:17 UTC
I'm sorry for making such retarded comments, but ... I kinda love you for the "Make love, not war" comment. :'D And for Canada having dibs to tap Ukraine.
Your America is lovably adorkable, and this just killed me: The way she scowled at him earlier at his last conference with the Soviet Union actually sort of turned him on. What kind of thoughts was hiding behind that serious face? She looked like the type who was really wild under the covers.
What the hell, America? <3 That and the cup-size references actually give me a sense that this is (in a manner of speaking) a nineteen year old guy; I rarely see that in fic, so A++, anon. <3
Re: Cold Seduction (1/?)
anonymous
April 24 2010, 06:00:04 UTC
I love your America!! He's such a frat boy!! (Why do I love him like that?!)
canada 'having dibs to tap that?" Epic~! I can see the NA bros having conversations about girls, and Canada being all caring and America being a frat boy like this! It... wow.
Continue? These are my two OTPs. Well, the two biggest het ones...
Re: Cold Seduction (1/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 18:37:53 UTC
anon agrees with the others. AmeriBela are my fav het pairing together and seeing them argue while knowing they are turned on would be hilarious. Good work anon, keep it up.
Cold Seduction (2/?)
anonymous
April 28 2010, 03:54:51 UTC
As he thought about it at night, his ‘war tactic’ began to sprout into lust. He wanted that beautiful girl for several reasons. She had a sharp tongue, long sandy blonde hair that could get really tossed up if she was angry, and these pretty blue eyes. She rarely smiled, but he figured her smile was like a jewel, rare but very enchanting. Her air of mystery made her even more attractive. As a strong man, he was definitely intrigued by a strong woman. She was could be everything he wanted at this moment; a steamy lover and a strike to Russia’s heart
( ... )
Re: Cold Seduction (2/?)
anonymous
April 28 2010, 04:26:41 UTC
...This is either going to go very, very right or very, very wrong. Somehow, I see this going very, very wrong. After all... America, you IDIOT! You used the word 'groovy' while trying to pick up a gal! Not cool, dude!
I... I love. Love. Love. *sends love* *sends extra love*
F5's like... like... a dancing hamster. On meth. And fed a pound of sugar and caffeine. XD
Cold Seduction (3/?)
anonymous
April 30 2010, 04:28:46 UTC
“You back away from me…and let me return to my brother.” Belarus snapped, punching him in the stomach. As he hurled forward, he noticed a sharp kitchen knife coming within a few inches away from his throat
( ... )
Cold Seduction (4/?)
anonymous
May 8 2010, 05:50:45 UTC
As the morning sun shined through the window of Belarus’s room, she moaned groggily, picking her head up but shutting her eyes until she could get used to the light. She felt normal until she recollected what had happened yesterday and felt sour all over again. Russia had rejected her, yet again, but this time it upset her even more because America said that Russia avoided her, and right now he seemed about right. She was so frustrated that she bit into her pillow and kicked around for a bit. As she attacked the soft cushion, however, she noticed a folded card sitting on her bedside table.
She was certain that the note wasn’t there when she went to sleep, so someone must’ve left it there overnight. She opened up the nice white card with a rose on it and read inside:
Cold Seduction (5/?)
anonymous
May 14 2010, 04:41:34 UTC
America couldn’t help but feel nervous on the way to pick up Belarus. Who wouldn’t? The place was unofficially enemy territory. Still, he didn’t want to look jittery when he showed up at her doorstep, or in this case, the doorstep of the whole Soviet Union. When he drove up to the front gate, there were two guards standing there and staring at him suspiciously. He wasn’t surprised at all that there were guards, but their icy stares were really close to throwing off his attempts to act cool. He nervously smiled and waved at them, but they just glanced at each other, chuckled and murmured something foreign. He couldn’t translate, but he could tell they were mocking him. Finally, one of them walked up to his car window and tapped on the glass
( ... )
Re: Cold Seduction (5/?)
anonymous
May 14 2010, 05:14:59 UTC
Don't worry America, I thought the assaulted peanut joke was DYNAMITE! But then again I thought Belarus' not joke about the rogue peanut was funny too, so I might not be one to judge.
Ukraine is crossed off the list after Canada knocks out several of his teeth with a hockey stick for even suggesting it.
That leaves Belarus.
Let the craziness begin.
Bonus if the whole thing backfires, and now Belarus is harassing America with marriage proposals, and Russia personally thanks America for getting Belarus off his back.
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Your America is lovably adorkable, and this just killed me: The way she scowled at him earlier at his last conference with the Soviet Union actually sort of turned him on. What kind of thoughts was hiding behind that serious face? She looked like the type who was really wild under the covers.
What the hell, America? <3 That and the cup-size references actually give me a sense that this is (in a manner of speaking) a nineteen year old guy; I rarely see that in fic, so A++, anon. <3
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canada 'having dibs to tap that?" Epic~! I can see the NA bros having conversations about girls, and Canada being all caring and America being a frat boy like this! It... wow.
Continue? These are my two OTPs. Well, the two biggest het ones...
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Good work anon, keep it up.
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Somehow, I see this going very, very wrong. After all... America, you IDIOT! You used the word 'groovy' while trying to pick up a gal! Not cool, dude!
I... I love. Love. Love. *sends love* *sends extra love*
F5's like... like... a dancing hamster. On meth. And fed a pound of sugar and caffeine. XD
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lol Alfred, don't get so chummy with violence prone beauties!
She's gonna fuck him up XD
Enjoying this anon! Will wait for more <3
OH SHI- "chomp SmithtownSt" even recaptcha's warning you!
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I so called the 'this is gonna end real bad' bit there.
Ahhh!!! MOAR!! I need to see how this is going to end... Q.Q
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She was certain that the note wasn’t there when she went to sleep, so someone must’ve left it there overnight. She opened up the nice white card with a rose on it and read inside:
Dear Natalia ( ... )
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I love socially awkward Belarus! (euphemism)
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America is adorable, trying to be cool. God, when he gets caught giving himself a pep talkXD
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