The Ultimate Battle: Canon vs Badfic!Fandom
anonymous
March 12 2010, 04:39:11 UTC
In which IC, well-characterized nations meet the disgustingly OOC badfic fandom versions of themselves. And they are Not Pleased.
Examples: England meets Woobie/Victim!England, Canada meets Moe-Blob!Canada, America meets Retarded/Nothing but a Jackass!America, Russia meets Rapetruck!Russia, etc
Any character you want. They've all been ruined at least once in badfic, right? And I doubt any of them would be happy about it XD
Bonus: Including a three-version, "Yaoi term" format (like, Uke!England who's nothing but a submissive, crying wreck who's oh-so-hurt that America left him, IC England, and Seme!England, Badass British Empire that apparently spends his time commiting non-con shota with his colonies and is a ruthless pirate on the side)
The Best Characters EVAR {3/?}
anonymous
March 26 2010, 05:01:44 UTC
The silence didn't last long.
Arthur's eye twitched.
"Oh good gracious," he gagged, closing the door behind him.
"What?" Matthew chirped, "Lemme see!"
Curiosity killed the Canada.
"Oh m-my God I didn't...," he breathed, "I didn't realize I was so... So flexibleAs Matthew stuck his head under Arthur's kitchen sink and doused himself in cold water, Arthur emitted a generalized sound of apprehensive thought
( ... )
True, and while we're following the laws of nature, two people shouldn't appear out of thin air after the attempted use of magic, and countries shouldn't be people.
It's parodyfic, it doesn't have to follow the rules of real life if it's for comedic purposes. XD
1/idk The bathroom meeting (Lithuania)
anonymous
March 12 2010, 17:59:46 UTC
[Will include suicidal!Liet, yanyan!rapist!Liet, uke!slut!Liet (bitchpig!attitude!Liet XD ), Russia's!masochist!Liet and too-nice-to-defend-himself!no-willpower-at-all!Liet. Did I miss anyone? ...and I really hope that I can keep the "IC" version IC ><°]
It started late at night. Lithuania had heard something from downstairs and gotten up quietly to not wake Poland who was lying next to him, snoring and again hogging ever single blanket in the bed. Who would have thought that getting used to the cold in Russia's house would come in handy one day... His feet searched for his slippers for a moment, trying to avoid the cold linoleum, and then he padded over to the door, rubbing his eyes to get the sleep out of them while his free hand scraped over the wall
( ... )
Sounds like you got them all (and a few I completely forgot about) to me~
And I really enjoyed this so far. ^^ I don't know whether to laugh at suicidal Lithuania's dramatic words/actions or to just...shudder that people can interpret him that way.
Poor Liet's going to be in for a huge headache, I can tell XD
And I'll be meeting my archnemesis, Russia's-masochist!Lithuania =O
Lithuania's a great choice, and I can't wait to see what you'll write next! Thanks very much, authornon.
Heh, good <3 And I really looked through all my doujinshi and skimmed through some fanfics for research... sometimes, research hurts. And the suicidal one isn't even the worst ><°
Ahahaha that is the one that I'm actually very nervous about because there exist so many versions of that one... I wonder if I should butcher his history in the process or not, because Russia's-masochist!Liet fics often to that oO
2a/idk The bathroom meeting (Lithuania)
anonymous
March 23 2010, 14:05:07 UTC
[sorry this took so long. I'll try to deliver the next parts faster. Also slut!Lithuania as depicted here is more taken from doujinshi than from fanfic, because it's more fun like this. And spares me the smut
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2b/idk The bathroom meeting (Lithuania)
anonymous
March 23 2010, 14:06:12 UTC
The least dressed brunet in the room turned around, his voice panicked, his eyes darting around the room. "Have you seen my pony cosplay? I was in thoughts and used the wrong one tonight, and Poland gave me that look, I need to change real fast and go back..." His voice trailed off when he realized that nobody was listening. Lithuania had found his painkillers and was now about to get himself some water to swallow the pills, and the suicidal one had started to make a pile of the sex costumes, mumbling something about how they needed to be ironed and that it was always him who had to clean up after everyone and how nobody cared and how he should just end everything
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Re: 2b/idk The bathroom meeting (Lithuania)
anonymous
March 24 2010, 21:12:17 UTC
Wow. Er...Slut!Liet is sorta creepy, if I do say so myself! Now I really don't understand how he could be interpreted this way. At least the suicidal one, while extreme, can be defended.
I'm really scared about the yanyanrapist!Liet. He'll probably show up last and try to terrorize all the others until Poland wakes up and sets things right.
Poor incharacter!Liet... I'll bet he'll have nightmares about these guys for weeks.... Continue soon!
Recaptcha says nation connors.... I don't know any nation named connors....
Re: 2b/idk The bathroom meeting (Lithuania)
anonymous
March 25 2010, 09:50:43 UTC
...I don't know either. It was some reasoning with him being trained into this by Russia in that doujin. (I've seen this more than once, though.)
<3 He'll show up next, and yes he will terrorize all others. I haven't decided yet if I should have other nations appear in this or not, though. We'll see~
Examples: England meets Woobie/Victim!England, Canada meets Moe-Blob!Canada, America meets Retarded/Nothing but a Jackass!America, Russia meets Rapetruck!Russia, etc
Any character you want. They've all been ruined at least once in badfic, right? And I doubt any of them would be happy about it XD
Bonus: Including a three-version, "Yaoi term" format (like, Uke!England who's nothing but a submissive, crying wreck who's oh-so-hurt that America left him, IC England, and Seme!England, Badass British Empire that apparently spends his time commiting non-con shota with his colonies and is a ruthless pirate on the side)
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Arthur's eye twitched.
"Oh good gracious," he gagged, closing the door behind him.
"What?" Matthew chirped, "Lemme see!"
Curiosity killed the Canada.
"Oh m-my God I didn't...," he breathed, "I didn't realize I was so... So flexibleAs Matthew stuck his head under Arthur's kitchen sink and doused himself in cold water, Arthur emitted a generalized sound of apprehensive thought ( ... )
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AWEESSOOOMMEMEEEE AHAHAHAHHAH!!
NEED I SAY MOREEEEE?
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It's parodyfic, it doesn't have to follow the rules of real life if it's for comedic purposes. XD
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It started late at night. Lithuania had heard something from downstairs and gotten up quietly to not wake Poland who was lying next to him, snoring and again hogging ever single blanket in the bed. Who would have thought that getting used to the cold in Russia's house would come in handy one day... His feet searched for his slippers for a moment, trying to avoid the cold linoleum, and then he padded over to the door, rubbing his eyes to get the sleep out of them while his free hand scraped over the wall ( ... )
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And I really enjoyed this so far. ^^ I don't know whether to laugh at suicidal Lithuania's dramatic words/actions or to just...shudder that people can interpret him that way.
Poor Liet's going to be in for a huge headache, I can tell XD
And I'll be meeting my archnemesis, Russia's-masochist!Lithuania =O
Lithuania's a great choice, and I can't wait to see what you'll write next! Thanks very much, authornon.
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Ahahaha that is the one that I'm actually very nervous about because there exist so many versions of that one... I wonder if I should butcher his history in the process or not, because Russia's-masochist!Liet fics often to that oO
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I'm really scared about the yanyanrapist!Liet. He'll probably show up last and try to terrorize all the others until Poland wakes up and sets things right.
Poor incharacter!Liet... I'll bet he'll have nightmares about these guys for weeks.... Continue soon!
Recaptcha says nation connors.... I don't know any nation named connors....
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<3 He'll show up next, and yes he will terrorize all others. I haven't decided yet if I should have other nations appear in this or not, though. We'll see~
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