A new kind of vanilla steamer (3/3)
anonymous
May 16 2010, 00:02:55 UTC
“Fuck…” Alfred filled his lungs with needed air as Arthur stumbled onto his feet again. He licked his lips clean and grinned. “That’s a vanilla steamer for you, sir. 8 dollars, please.” Alfred couldn’t believe the words he was hearing. He was paying the man for coming on his face. It was like he had just bought a prostitute! But he pulled forward a money note anyway, too lost in his confusion to actually ask any questions
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Re: A new kind of vanilla steamer (3/3)
anonymous
May 16 2010, 01:53:11 UTC
That seconding!anon here 8D
I giggled. A lot. Poor Arthur - don't you know you should at least memorize the menu of your workplace before soliciting a customer for 8 dollars? Real prostitutes might lynch him for undermining their prices ;) Arthur you're such a pervert - your mind must be living in the gutter.
Re: A new kind of vanilla steamer (3/3)
anonymous
May 16 2010, 03:51:07 UTC
Hot and LOLtastic. Kudos, authoranon! I love the mixed messages thing you got going here. And LOL, would Arthur do that for every customer (and for only 8 dollars) or was Alfie a special case.
What if Alfie orders a grande or venti vanilla slammer. Would Artie give out a loyalty card, you know, so after Alfie buys ten he gets one free or something LOL.
And maybe Artie and Al could experiment with the condiments. Sprinkle some vanilla powder, or chocolate, or nutmeg on the source of Artie's vanilla slammer.
First thing in the morning, Alfred goes to Starbucks to order a Vanilla Steamer >> this http://www.michellestestkitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vanilla-steamers-ck-1941040-l.jpg
He gets a Vanilla Steamer >> this http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vanilla+steamer
Have fun with it C:
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I giggled. A lot. Poor Arthur - don't you know you should at least memorize the menu of your workplace before soliciting a customer for 8 dollars? Real prostitutes might lynch him for undermining their prices ;) Arthur you're such a pervert - your mind must be living in the gutter.
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(Don't make my mind work in those ways, dear anon =u=)
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*encourages author's mind with glee*
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/...sounds so nice
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