"Special Relationship" = Stalker England
anonymous
May 13 2010, 08:44:52 UTC
Based on this comment: ...I sometimes feel like my country is being childish about it: every half a year or so, we announce 'the Special Relationship is OVER!, do you hear me!, WE ARE ENDING IT! Before you can! We are!', America looks over and goes 'Dude, we're dating? Since when? Huh. Cool, then I can crash on your couch tonight, right?" and then a month later we're underneath USA's window pissed and sobbing and asking if he loves us more then he loves Argentina (which is what sparked off this current OVER! fit). People like to act like it's an abusive relationship on this meme sometimes, but that's giving us far too much more credit. It's a lot less dramatic and a lot more stupid, I fear.Remember those news articles about "The Special Relationship is Over!!"? You know the recent news about "Obama confirms the Special Relationship"? Notice both were printed in BRITISH papers?!? That so supports the above statement
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Humorous mini-fill
anonymous
June 5 2010, 22:16:13 UTC
America's cell phone began vibrating like mad, flashing lights directing into his eyes. Groaning, America groped for the phone, keeping his eyes clenched shut the entire time.
"...H'llo?"
"MERICA!" England slurred across the line. "Hah! Bet ya didn't... *hiccup* bet ya didn't expect me!"
America mumbled something incoherent in response.
"I'm jus' callin' to tell yoooo -- it's OVER between us!" England shook his fist righteously as he said this, as though America could see it over the phone connection. "I don't love you anymorrrrrre," the last word trailed off as hot tears began falling from England's eyes. He doubled over, sobbing into his shirt. "You don't mean anythin' to me, ya big wanker."
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"MERICA!" England shouted again, outraged. "Did you fall asleep on me?!"
A soft plop as the phone slid to the floor, England's tinny voice chattering away through the speaker. America had almost dozed off again when Argentina rolled over next to him, yawned kittenishly, and asked, "Who was that calling at this time of night
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You're calling about the what now?
anonymous
June 6 2010, 10:25:06 UTC
This anon got a laugh out of the other fill but didn't feel satisfied with its short length. :( Sorry!"No hard feelings about 'Freedom Fries,' right buddy?" America seemed to have a grin on for the most inappropriate of things, including sheepish, veiled apologies. Canada rolled his eyes, muttering something under his breath about the immaturity of such a declaration in the first place, and France settled for a dismissive hum
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You're calling about the what now? (2/2)
anonymous
June 6 2010, 10:25:47 UTC
There was a sound of rustling paper, and America took this time to look at his companions. France had run out of breath trying to return within recieving range of the phone, and had now changed to shouting dirty jokes in America's direction. "There, see," England continued, and America blinked back to attention, "I am now writing an official letter. Special Relationship is done."
"Um." America bit his lip. "What's this Special Relationship you're talking about?"
The rustling paper sounds turned into a very loud crashing, followed immediately by yelping, chair-scraping, and a static crunching as, presumably, England's phone hit the floor. There were faint noises that sounded like England cursing; a series of frantic footsteps, coming and going, and then the phone was retrieved.
"You- you austrolopithicus!" America gladly accepted that insult because he didn't know what it was. "That joke isn't at all funny! Or are you honestly that stupid? Oh, don't answer that, I could believe you are that stupid
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Re: You're calling about the what now? (2/2)
anonymous
June 7 2010, 00:00:15 UTC
Baw, England, so pitifully in love! And America, what an amusing oblivious unintentially assholeXD France and Canada took over the entire fic there at the end. France had already made a very successful attempt when he tried to sabotage the call by any means possibleXD
Chill out, Iggy. You'll always have France ;) the title is gold, authoranonXD
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"...H'llo?"
"MERICA!" England slurred across the line. "Hah! Bet ya didn't... *hiccup* bet ya didn't expect me!"
America mumbled something incoherent in response.
"I'm jus' callin' to tell yoooo -- it's OVER between us!" England shook his fist righteously as he said this, as though America could see it over the phone connection. "I don't love you anymorrrrrre," the last word trailed off as hot tears began falling from England's eyes. He doubled over, sobbing into his shirt. "You don't mean anythin' to me, ya big wanker."
"..."
"MERICA!" England shouted again, outraged. "Did you fall asleep on me?!"
A soft plop as the phone slid to the floor, England's tinny voice chattering away through the speaker. America had almost dozed off again when Argentina rolled over next to him, yawned kittenishly, and asked, "Who was that calling at this time of night ( ... )
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7713131/Barack-Obama-reaffirms-special-relationship-as-he-calls-David-Cameron.html
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Also re: fill -- I laughed. Nice little drabble.
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"Um." America bit his lip. "What's this Special Relationship you're talking about?"
The rustling paper sounds turned into a very loud crashing, followed immediately by yelping, chair-scraping, and a static crunching as, presumably, England's phone hit the floor. There were faint noises that sounded like England cursing; a series of frantic footsteps, coming and going, and then the phone was retrieved.
"You- you austrolopithicus!" America gladly accepted that insult because he didn't know what it was. "That joke isn't at all funny! Or are you honestly that stupid? Oh, don't answer that, I could believe you are that stupid ( ... )
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France and Canada took over the entire fic there at the end. France had already made a very successful attempt when he tried to sabotage the call by any means possibleXD
Chill out, Iggy. You'll always have France ;)
the title is gold, authoranonXD
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this is great.
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