Tried and True [1/?]
anonymous
June 21 2010, 05:43:13 UTC
England squirmed. He fidgeted. He crossed his legs and bounced his knees and pressed a hand between his legs. It was no use. Even with all his efforts, he couldn't shake back that horrible, overwhelming need to piss. Trying to remind his bladder that he had just been to the loo not even an hour ago did nothing to soothe it. It was that bloody flood again. It filled him up faster than anything, and there was nothing he could do but make yet another dash out of the conference room. How many times had it been today? Far too many
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Tried and True [2/?]
anonymous
June 21 2010, 05:46:09 UTC
“Why not? You have a very nice penis. There is no need to hide it, da?” Russia said lightly, glancing down at England's tool appreciatively. The island nation couldn't decide if he should have punched Russia in the jaw or been flattered by that remark. He took the middle ground and tried to pretend he hadn't heard. Fortunately he finished before Russia, and tried to wash his hands as quickly as possible. The oaf managed to catch up before England had finished drying his hands on the air drier
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Re: Tried and True [2/?]
anonymous
June 21 2010, 06:19:52 UTC
MASSIVE ditto to the first commentor. :Db I love how England is willing to consider this so easily -- the tsundere-ness doesn't kick in which it's just kinky sex, I guess? -- and I love the fact that England has his own little kinks going subconsciously (the size difference thing and that "innocent" face). I love me some kinky!England. ;D I also love how frankly Russia talks about this. ILU, Russia. <3
Also, over 9000 bonus points for Russia/England. Unf.
Re: Tried and True [2/?]
anonymous
June 21 2010, 06:25:48 UTC
Er. I also like how Russia is still kind of his normal creeper self without (apparently? hopefully? *puppydog eyes?*) being a total rapetruck whack-job. <3<3<3
(Um! To clarify, his kink isn't creepy; it's just that he's always ... a bit off, isn't he? :'D Please nobody be too offended?)
Not to worry, I hate rapetruck!Russia with a passion. There will be no non consensual sex in this fill (though he may have to talk England into a few of the kinkier acts. It will be somewhat dubcon at most.)
Re: Tried and True [2/?]
anonymous
June 21 2010, 18:18:13 UTC
I...I second this review completely. Major points for the pairing and the odd way in which it was breached, and England's characterizaiton is excellent, specially appreciating the attention and desire, and Russia is perfectly creepy and not-normal and yet, not a rapetruck, just weird with weird kinks and a penchant for lurking and loomingXD And England's subtler kinks and perverted mind make this that 9000 times more brilliant ;) though I wonder, is he really that large down there? I've always imagined Russia with the biggest dick aroundXD...
Re: Tried and True [2/?]
anonymous
June 21 2010, 06:28:54 UTC
Not to put down the rest of the fill, since I LOVE it all so far, but Author!anon? You had me at "England squirmed." ... I think this meme has perverted me beyond recognition. >_>;
... Captcha: "machetes agreement" Thaaaaaaaat's not really that reassuring in a Russia-related fill, Captcha. D:
Tried and True [3/?]
anonymous
June 23 2010, 06:26:34 UTC
For someone who was supposed to be such an accomplished spy, Russia was doing a pretty piss-poor job of appearing inconspicuous as he and England made their way out to his car. It was the giggling. Nothing says, 'I'm doing something I'm not supposed to' like giggling. If he hadn't been so huge, Russia could have passed for a kid playing hooky from school. You would think the man had never cut a conference for a shag before
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Tried and True [5/?]
anonymous
June 23 2010, 06:37:21 UTC
Russia promptly pulled over, put the car in park and turned all his eager attention to England. Trying to ignore his audience, England pulled his cock out and rest the tip against the opening of the bottle. He closed his eyes, inhaled deeply, and tried to relax. The pattering sound of water hitting plastic told him it was working. He curled his toes, trying to keep from letting go completely, but he couldn't stop the stream from increasing in force slightly after a moment. There was just too much pressure, too much. Oh, he wanted to relax and let go! He was getting almost no relief at all from the weak trickle he was letting out
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Re: Tried and True [5/?]
anonymous
June 23 2010, 08:30:46 UTC
Oh anon, I'm kind of glad you had some build-up here; giggling, giddy, creepy-cute Russia is freaking awesome. This is how I wish more people would write him, normally, although I'm aware he must have a darker, smarter, more serious side, too. But this is the kind of thing I expect him to show others most of the time. And yeah, he is socially challenged, indeed. <3
And god, all the little quirks you wrote in: the Tetris theme song and the sad puppy-dog look (Russia manages to gain even France's sympathy in canon with this kind of cute sadness!) that actually gets him a Mommy!England head-pat are glorious. As is Russia's "helpful" translation of the news! XD But this is just about the best thing I've ever read:
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Please continue. ;A;
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Also, over 9000 bonus points for Russia/England. Unf.
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(Um! To clarify, his kink isn't creepy; it's just that he's always ... a bit off, isn't he? :'D Please nobody be too offended?)
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And England's subtler kinks and perverted mind make this that 9000 times more brilliant ;)
though I wonder, is he really that large down there? I've always imagined Russia with the biggest dick aroundXD...
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... Captcha: "machetes agreement" Thaaaaaaaat's not really that reassuring in a Russia-related fill, Captcha. D:
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I ALSO DITTO THE FIRST COMMENTER. DO WANT.
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Excellent characterization so far, too! I can't wait for more.
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And god, all the little quirks you wrote in: the Tetris theme song and the sad puppy-dog look (Russia manages to gain even France's sympathy in canon with this kind of cute sadness!) that actually gets him a Mommy!England head-pat are glorious. As is Russia's "helpful" translation of the news! XD But this is just about the best thing I've ever read:
“I don't suppose you've got anything larger lying around?” he asked hopefully. “An empty vodka bottle, maybe ( ... )
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