What Fits Into Russia?
anonymous
June 2 2010, 02:27:43 UTC
America and Canada see this and start to wonder...what does fit into Russia? They satisfy their curiosity by DPing him.
(If you're unfamiliar with this, this is a skit from a Canadian show in the 80s that was broadcast in the US. The premise of this clip was that the Soviet channel, CCCP1, hijacked their signal and started showing annoying shows.)
Re: If It Fits, Add More! [4/?]
anonymous
June 24 2010, 12:13:20 UTC
Dat ass, indeed *snickers*
Ok, your Russia is awesome, playing into the gameXD. He wants to top, and he's gonna get thoroughly filled instead. Delicious ~~ American bros arguing abotu sizes, and Canada being bigger, fuck yes. Also, America is having way too much fun, slapping Russia's ass and all that...can't wait for more ;)
If It Fits, Add More! [5/?]
anonymous
June 25 2010, 02:28:48 UTC
Anon just wanted to thank everyone for the comments. They are what makes this so much fun to write. And now!!! Onto the porn!
Matthew wouldn’t lie and say he wasn’t amused by Alfred’s antics, but he wasn’t going to openly admit it either. Instead he popped the cap of the KY and dripped it on to his fingers, watching it glide down from the tip over his knuckles. The pads of his fingers caught it before it fell too far and smeared it up over the callused skin. Setting the bottle on the bed, he spreads Russia’s cheeks, “Ready?” He asked rubbing against the pink ring.
“Hell yeah.” Alfred muttered returning to the bed with the handful of tools they had decided on.
“I know you are.” Matthew pushed his first finger in without waiting for the proper response, and Russia swallowed him up so easily. Maybe Russia really could hold as much as claimed. Pushing forward, Canada tested the theory, letting Russia eat up more of his fingers
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If It Fits, Add More! [8/?]
anonymous
July 26 2010, 20:02:05 UTC
They were not seriously? Nngh… they were… At least they are trying to take it slow, but he is fairly certain that there is no way such an awkwardly shaped item was going to fit in him. Hnngh… It seemed they were persistent in trying. Ugh… Those corners did not feel pleasant, especially scraping against his walls
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America and Canada see this and start to wonder...what does fit into Russia? They satisfy their curiosity by DPing him.
(If you're unfamiliar with this, this is a skit from a Canadian show in the 80s that was broadcast in the US. The premise of this clip was that the Soviet channel, CCCP1, hijacked their signal and started showing annoying shows.)
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recaptcha says "successful scarring" that might be the inspiration. =D
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Ok, your Russia is awesome, playing into the gameXD. He wants to top, and he's gonna get thoroughly filled instead. Delicious ~~
American bros arguing abotu sizes, and Canada being bigger, fuck yes.
Also, America is having way too much fun, slapping Russia's ass and all that...can't wait for more ;)
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Matthew wouldn’t lie and say he wasn’t amused by Alfred’s antics, but he wasn’t going to openly admit it either. Instead he popped the cap of the KY and dripped it on to his fingers, watching it glide down from the tip over his knuckles. The pads of his fingers caught it before it fell too far and smeared it up over the callused skin. Setting the bottle on the bed, he spreads Russia’s cheeks, “Ready?” He asked rubbing against the pink ring.
“Hell yeah.” Alfred muttered returning to the bed with the handful of tools they had decided on.
“I know you are.” Matthew pushed his first finger in without waiting for the proper response, and Russia swallowed him up so easily. Maybe Russia really could hold as much as claimed. Pushing forward, Canada tested the theory, letting Russia eat up more of his fingers ( ... )
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More please~
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'widening not'. Ouch for RussiaXD
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I love how casual Alfred and Matt talk about all this. Just another day of molesting a fellow nation, huh? XD
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