(Part 7) FrUK: Pirate AU!
anonymous
May 24 2010, 01:53:52 UTC
Original request (Part 7): http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12955.html?thread=27368603#t27368603 FrUK on a boat... I mean shipPirate AU. The dread captain Kirkland takes philandering nobleman Francis hostage. Francis, being used to the finer things in life, is naturally mortified at the crappy food and rough lodgings (what, no feather-down bed?), but over time he finds that the worst part of captivity is sheer boredom. His only entertainment is annoying the hell out of and/or trying to seduce the captain
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Better Than Gold [Ch01/xx | part a/c]
anonymous
May 24 2010, 02:07:22 UTC
Okay then. Authornon sucks with multiparters. Big time. But she will try her best with this.
Oh and I hope OP won't mind if this comes across as a bit Francis/everyone. I swear it's ultimately going to be FrUK. I swear! It's just that everytime I write France, he ends up flirting with pretty much everyone. Seems like it'll start a bit slow too, which worries me a bit, but I'm going to just jump ahead if it feels like I get too stuck on the development.
There is also going to be OCs, namely England's siblings and colonies. Tell me right away if you don't want them around and I'll cut their parts to as little as I can, or replace them with random canon charas because otherwise I am going to use them. Canon characters will be there too though, don't worry. I just feel like some... six people(?) make a pretty damn small crew for a ship. Especially since most canon!Kirkland family members are so young. I can use like, the other Europeans too though, if you want but I'd prefer to have them show up as their own separate groups if they do (
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Better Than Gold [Ch01/xx | part b/c]
anonymous
May 24 2010, 02:08:24 UTC
"NO!" cried the nobleman who Arthur already knew he hated. "Those are masterpieces! They are invaluable! I will not let a group of scum who have no understanding of value other than that of rum and whores destroy them!"
Arthur turned around slowly and just gave the man a long look. "What? You suggest that we sell them in Paris or something? What are you going to do about it, stubble-face?"
The man drew a furious breath through his up-turned nose and marched right in front of Arthur who refused to back up despite the annoying proximity. Ew, did the man use sixteen different perfumes every day or what? "I happen to be Francis Bonnefoy, his most Christian Majesty King Louis the XVI's personal art consultant!" he fumed with poorly contained indignation.
Arthur guffawed. "Oh, aren't we fancy, eh? Too bad that I don't care. In fact I rather want to see your face after we destroy them now. Boys!" he shouted over his shoulder.
There was a click and cold metal was pressed against his neck. Damn, I underestimated that sneaky bastard."You
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Better Than Gold [Ch01/xx | part c/c]
anonymous
May 24 2010, 02:09:52 UTC
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Francis knew for sure that being tied to the mast by the pirate captain should not have been making him as hot as it was. And damn all, it was. There was something about that crooked grin and the occational gruff laugh and those confident hands. And the pirate was good at it. He worked the rope like an artisan, making the ties tight enough to make it impossible to wriggle out, but loose enough to let the blood flow freely.
Then the bastard pressed right against him to wind the rope around the mast, muttering a mocking "excuse-me". Francis bit his tongue and held his breath, afraid it might betray him. Not that he particularly minded that kind of games (oh, those delightfully depraved sessions with Abbé d'Herblay back when Francis was hardly old enough to be called a man. For all their commitment, Jesuits could make some rather interesting bed partners... and he really should not be thinking about that right now) but this was definitely not the time nor the place
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Oh my god, I didn't expect my request to be remembered any more by this point - I am so glad I came to the meme today and I'm so grateful to you for filling it! This is so intriguing already, and I can't wait to see what happens next! Ah, Francis, defender of fine art, pervert to the core~
As for OCs and Francis/everyone - please go ahead and do as you plan; I have no problem with OC, and after all Francis wouldn't be Francis without a little Francis/everyone. ;D
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anonymous
July 8 2010, 09:10:14 UTC
Words cannot fully express how much I love this! Love pirates, love AUs, love FrUk, love all the dialogue and humour. Your Arthur is just perfect (such a cocky yet oddly charming bastard :D) and I personally really like all the colony OCs too. I'm really enjoying France suffering (in more ways than one...*ahem*). He's a crafty wine bastard so I have a feeling he won't be in those ropes for long...
Anyway, good luck with your writing and please take your time. Don't feel pressured or anything. I'm a slow writer myself so I understand how you feel. ^^
FrUK on a boat... I mean shipPirate AU. The dread captain Kirkland takes philandering nobleman Francis hostage. Francis, being used to the finer things in life, is naturally mortified at the crappy food and rough lodgings (what, no feather-down bed?), but over time he finds that the worst part of captivity is sheer boredom. His only entertainment is annoying the hell out of and/or trying to seduce the captain ( ... )
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Oh and I hope OP won't mind if this comes across as a bit Francis/everyone. I swear it's ultimately going to be FrUK. I swear! It's just that everytime I write France, he ends up flirting with pretty much everyone. Seems like it'll start a bit slow too, which worries me a bit, but I'm going to just jump ahead if it feels like I get too stuck on the development.
There is also going to be OCs, namely England's siblings and colonies. Tell me right away if you don't want them around and I'll cut their parts to as little as I can, or replace them with random canon charas because otherwise I am going to use them. Canon characters will be there too though, don't worry. I just feel like some... six people(?) make a pretty damn small crew for a ship. Especially since most canon!Kirkland family members are so young. I can use like, the other Europeans too though, if you want but I'd prefer to have them show up as their own separate groups if they do ( ( ... )
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Arthur turned around slowly and just gave the man a long look. "What? You suggest that we sell them in Paris or something? What are you going to do about it, stubble-face?"
The man drew a furious breath through his up-turned nose and marched right in front of Arthur who refused to back up despite the annoying proximity. Ew, did the man use sixteen different perfumes every day or what? "I happen to be Francis Bonnefoy, his most Christian Majesty King Louis the XVI's personal art consultant!" he fumed with poorly contained indignation.
Arthur guffawed. "Oh, aren't we fancy, eh? Too bad that I don't care. In fact I rather want to see your face after we destroy them now. Boys!" he shouted over his shoulder.
There was a click and cold metal was pressed against his neck. Damn, I underestimated that sneaky bastard."You ( ... )
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Francis knew for sure that being tied to the mast by the pirate captain should not have been making him as hot as it was. And damn all, it was. There was something about that crooked grin and the occational gruff laugh and those confident hands. And the pirate was good at it. He worked the rope like an artisan, making the ties tight enough to make it impossible to wriggle out, but loose enough to let the blood flow freely.
Then the bastard pressed right against him to wind the rope around the mast, muttering a mocking "excuse-me". Francis bit his tongue and held his breath, afraid it might betray him. Not that he particularly minded that kind of games (oh, those delightfully depraved sessions with Abbé d'Herblay back when Francis was hardly old enough to be called a man. For all their commitment, Jesuits could make some rather interesting bed partners... and he really should not be thinking about that right now) but this was definitely not the time nor the place ( ... )
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Looks like the beginning of a fun and interesting tale
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This looks promising anon! You've already got me excited! I'm so glad Arthur's a bit of a bastard, just the way he ought to be lol
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This anon is now sitting on the very edge of her seat. This is good, writer!anon. Very, very good.
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This anon is wondering about Dyland too... Sadly I only read the first Musketeer (and shipped FrUk since then).
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As for OCs and Francis/everyone - please go ahead and do as you plan; I have no problem with OC, and after all Francis wouldn't be Francis without a little Francis/everyone. ;D
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Please update soon!
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Anyway, good luck with your writing and please take your time. Don't feel pressured or anything. I'm a slow writer myself so I understand how you feel. ^^
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