Stars scattered across a half-purple sky, the last sliver of sun dipping low into the hills beyond. The crisp autumn air was just warm enough to be comfortable, the occasional breeze drawing a chill across their damp skin.
Cupping her face in his hands, he planted a gentle kiss on her forehead, followed by one between her eyes, then, playfully, on the tip of her nose.
She giggled, and he plunged, unable to resist her winning smile.
With a jerk, she pulled away and twisted her face to the side.
"Yuck. Don't kiss my mouth, your breath's worse than a hounds."
"Pffft, you're one to talk," Gilbert snapped back, as he moved down to her neck, rudely grabbing a handful of breast with one and groping her ass with the other. "You smell like you just ate rotten meat
( ... )
Re: Natural Disasters [3/5]
anonymous
July 28 2010, 22:46:19 UTC
Heaving a massive sigh, she stood and walked over to him. Before he could react, she grabbed his arm in both hands, twisting them back and forth in separate directions. He stared, dumbfounded, for a couple minutes before the friction started to burn his skin
( ... )
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anonymous
July 28 2010, 22:49:27 UTC
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"Are you sure this is a good idea after yesterday?"
Of course he was sure. And this time, no hijinks under the stars. This time, they were going to do it right. Shabby room, creaky bed, handy chamberpot at arms-reach under said bed. No more running out to the bushes to pee, she wasn't pulling that one over him again.
"I'm not even sure yesterday counted," he told her, matter-of-factually. "Since, yanno, we didn't finish."
She gave him an odd look. "Are you kidding? You finished all right."
Re: Natural Disasters [omake + notes]
anonymous
July 28 2010, 23:06:59 UTC
Omake:
The Awesome Me Dairies - Dairy 5150 A little chilly
HOLY SHIT W
Today
Hungary is so HOT I
Words can't descr
I AM SO FUCKING AWESOME.
FUCK YEAH.
The Awesome Me Dairies - Dairy 5151
(No Entry)
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Hysterically Historically: This takes place whenever is the most appropriate convenient time that I didn't bother to research. Sometime before Austria starts tappin' dat ass indoor plumbing and wide-spread dental hygiene.
This is a story of firsts. Prussia and Hugary's first time. This author-anon's first smut, and first time posting on LiveJournal (*waves*). What was that? No, none of that epic fail sex was based on personal experiences. Not at all.
6_6 ..... 9_9 ..... ;_;
Ironically, this fic skipped the biggest sex-related fail of them all: the one where some undisclosed time afterward you go "Bwaaaaaaah! Gwaaaaahh! Fwaaaaaah! I'm LATE!!". Ah, good times, good times.
Re: Natural Disasters [omake + notes]
anonymous
July 29 2010, 00:13:35 UTC
This was so painfully embarrassing to read, and so adorable. Reminds me of my own first time I mean, this was strangely easy to relate to despite the fact that my sex life was COMPLETELY AWESOME from the very beginning thank you very much.
Re: Natural Disasters [omake + notes]
anonymous
July 29 2010, 00:19:00 UTC
That's a lot of dairies Gilbo, I thought you used diaries
The amount of fail and fluff and hilarity was refreshing, anon! Also, I hope Prussia eventually learns enough about sex to get Hungary off. *starts humming "Not Fair" by Lily Allen*
If you decide to write more fills for the meme later, I'll be looking forward to reading them. Your writing is clear while still getting all the little nuances of human (nation?) interaction. XD
Re: Natural Disasters [omake + notes]
anonymous
July 29 2010, 02:38:15 UTC
Oh god, this fill had me laughing all the way through. The best was definitely "Did you break it?"
I swear, author!anon, this is full of so many relatable things and yet you still manage to keep them in-character and humorous. Great job, please keep posting on the meme!
Re: Natural Disasters [omake + notes]
anonymous
July 29 2010, 17:06:50 UTC
A thousand 'thank yous' for the feedback, everyone. ;3 It was fun and embarrassing to write, so it's super reassuring to know this lemon of a lemon hit the right balance of lolarity.
> The best was definitely "Did you break it?"
XD I thought so too! XD Although imagining Prussia's derpy orgasm face kept giving me laughing fits as well. Oh hohoho~!
> If you decide to write more fills for the meme later
Oh yes indeed, I has some kind of intentions... >}
A wild OP appeared!
anonymous
July 29 2010, 19:37:17 UTC
OMG Author!Anon, that was so hilariously awkward! Nothing can ever go right for these two and thats why I love them and why they were perfect for this. You did an amazing job setting up all of those awkward scenarios for them to play out and I love it to pieces! It was just so, so perfect. ♥
Please write more, anon! I would love to see more of your work!!
Request: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15068.html?thread=42606044#t42606044
Prussia/Hungary: Dorky first time
The night couldn't have been more perfect.
Stars scattered across a half-purple sky, the last sliver of sun dipping low into the hills beyond. The crisp autumn air was just warm enough to be comfortable, the occasional breeze drawing a chill across their damp skin.
Cupping her face in his hands, he planted a gentle kiss on her forehead, followed by one between her eyes, then, playfully, on the tip of her nose.
She giggled, and he plunged, unable to resist her winning smile.
With a jerk, she pulled away and twisted her face to the side.
"Yuck. Don't kiss my mouth, your breath's worse than a hounds."
"Pffft, you're one to talk," Gilbert snapped back, as he moved down to her neck, rudely grabbing a handful of breast with one and groping her ass with the other. "You smell like you just ate rotten meat ( ... )
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"Are you sure this is a good idea after yesterday?"
Of course he was sure. And this time, no hijinks under the stars. This time, they were going to do it right. Shabby room, creaky bed, handy chamberpot at arms-reach under said bed. No more running out to the bushes to pee, she wasn't pulling that one over him again.
"I'm not even sure yesterday counted," he told her, matter-of-factually. "Since, yanno, we didn't finish."
She gave him an odd look. "Are you kidding? You finished all right."
"Yea, but not while we were doing it ( ... )
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The Awesome Me Dairies - Dairy 5150
A little chilly
HOLY SHIT W
Today
Hungary is so HOT I
Words can't descr
I AM SO FUCKING AWESOME.
FUCK YEAH.
The Awesome Me Dairies - Dairy 5151
(No Entry)
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Hysterically Historically: This takes place whenever is the most appropriate convenient time that I didn't bother to research. Sometime before Austria starts tappin' dat ass indoor plumbing and wide-spread dental hygiene.
This is a story of firsts. Prussia and Hugary's first time. This author-anon's first smut, and first time posting on LiveJournal (*waves*). What was that? No, none of that epic fail sex was based on personal experiences. Not at all.
6_6 ..... 9_9 ..... ;_;
Ironically, this fic skipped the biggest sex-related fail of them all: the one where some undisclosed time afterward you go "Bwaaaaaaah! Gwaaaaahh! Fwaaaaaah! I'm LATE!!". Ah, good times, good times.
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That was as adorable and hilarious as it was embarrassing to read.
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So yeah, loved this. Thanks anon <3
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The amount of fail and fluff and hilarity was refreshing, anon! Also, I hope Prussia eventually learns enough about sex to get Hungary off. *starts humming "Not Fair" by Lily Allen*
If you decide to write more fills for the meme later, I'll be looking forward to reading them. Your writing is clear while still getting all the little nuances of human (nation?) interaction. XD
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I swear, author!anon, this is full of so many relatable things and yet you still manage to keep them in-character and humorous. Great job, please keep posting on the meme!
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> The best was definitely "Did you break it?"
XD I thought so too! XD Although imagining Prussia's derpy orgasm face kept giving me laughing fits as well. Oh hohoho~!
> If you decide to write more fills for the meme later
Oh yes indeed, I has some kind of intentions... >}
Thanks again <3
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ahhh best author notes everr!! <3
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Please write more, anon! I would love to see more of your work!!
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