USUK- little America hearing pirate stories
anonymous
July 19 2010, 03:59:09 UTC
After drinking excessive amounts of alcohol (which he rarely does after becoming a gentlemen) England stumbles home while talking like a pirate and swearing like a sailor about his past memories of being an awesome captain and finds little America. He tells America a bunch of pirate stories which leave America with mixed emotions about this side (both the drunk and pirate side) of England. Que morning after with England denying everything and letting America run wild because of his massive hangover. America decides he wants to know the truth and because England doesn't want to tell him he goes on an adventure to see if England really was a pirate!
Bonus- The first thing he does is look through England's 'secret chest of kinky sex objects ' and finds nothing 'piratey' because England keeps all his things in his wardrobe that leads to the sea and his pirate ship in case he ever wants to relive old days or Narnia There are really obvious clues (like a huge portrait of pirate England in the basement) but oblivious America doesn't see
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Bedtime Stories [1/1]
anonymous
July 31 2010, 05:23:36 UTC
[I'm sorry for all the inaccuracy in this, but I just wanted to write some familial-ness with these two. Also, writing out dumb accents. I haven't written fic for anything in years, but hopefully you'll forgive me for that and only filling, like, a quarter of your request. sob]"N'tha's why th'guy be lackin' all 'is damn teeth, lad
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Re: Bedtime Stories [1/1]
anonymous
July 31 2010, 05:33:44 UTC
Oh god, what the hell, why is drunk!England telling bedtime stories so damn cute? <3 And he gave tiny!America a hero complex so ridiculously fast, too! ... I think I prefer this drunk!England to the one that keeps bitching about America and the Revolution, though. OTL
Re: Bedtime Stories [1/1]
anonymous
July 31 2010, 08:00:52 UTC
Awwwww! Author!Anon, this was great! No wonder America has such a hero complex! How could he not be enthralled by England's piracy tales? They are fantastic, after all.
Re: Bedtime Stories [1/1] op here!
anonymous
August 8 2010, 22:33:30 UTC
Im in love with this oneshot I didnt expect someone to write the kickass ascent! I love America's reaction and I can totally see where the hero complex and the wanting of liberty got started! Also it shows that although America was a bit of a special colony in hetalia for England he was also 'just a colony.'
I too vote for an epilogue but its ok if you dont I still liked this!
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The first thing he does is look through England's 'secret chest of kinky sex objects ' and finds nothing 'piratey' because England keeps all his things in his wardrobe that leads to the sea and his pirate ship in case he ever wants to relive old days or Narnia There are really obvious clues (like a huge portrait of pirate England in the basement) but oblivious America doesn't see ( ... )
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... Pirates aren't heroes, tiny!America. :'D
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Pirate!Iggy is my favourite thing ever :D
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Can I ask/beg/plead for a morning-after epilogue? :D ?
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I too vote for an epilogue but its ok if you dont I still liked this!
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