Better Left Unsaid
anonymous
August 31 2010, 02:01:15 UTC
Okay, I know that Little!Germany would mean this was set hundreds of years ago, but eh, what timeline?
~*~ "Bruder,"
"Eh?" Prussia wasn't exactly paying attention. Spain and France were currently arguing over who had the rights to the last cheese stick, and it was highly entertaining. "What is it, Germany?"
Germany shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot, hands knotted together. If 'Adorkable' had needed a poster child (it didn't, it already had one and his name was Romano), Germany would have easily gotten the job. "I have a question. It's kind of important."
"Oh?" Prussia tore his eyes away from his two bickering friends to turn his attention to his little brother. He held out his arms, inviting Germany to climb onto his lap. "What is it? I can answer anything."
Germany gave a tiny, shy smile, and Prussia had to resist the urge to squeal over how adorable his baby brother was. "Well, I read about something in a book, but I'm not really sure what they were talking about."
Re: Better Left Unsaid
anonymous
August 31 2010, 03:55:31 UTC
Ah man, that was so cute! It was funny how possessive Prussia was, never letting him go for more than a few seconds.
I'm kind of a nerd for this, but when Prussia though the questions was something like the invention of chocolate, I started thinking about since Spain was already there, he'd go ahead and talk about how he got it from the Aztecs and how it use to be really bitter.
Re: Better Left Unsaid
anonymous
August 31 2010, 06:55:51 UTC
Ahahaha, so fucking awkward. Yeah, trust Big Brother France to volunteer to "explain everything" immediately and Prussia to refuse just as fast. OTL I mean, thank you, though, for just making him explain in a normal, educational (yet graphic!) way instead of being a total perv. ... Okay, he's still a perv in the good way, but thank you for not making him the bad kind of pervert! XD
Oh god, and the eyebrow thing! :DDDD I don't even ship that pairing, but he fucking would do that. This is no my personal head-canon if he ever gives anyone the sex talk! <3
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Oh, what an awesome fill! Thanks so much for making me laugh like a loon at workXDXDXD
Prussia, dear Prussia, squeal. The fangirls love itXD
"Hell no," Prussia eyed France with a frown, hugging Germany protectively. I'D KILL FOR FANART OF THIS SCENE <3 His possessiveness and his suspicious pouting...there's nothing more dangerous than asking about sex in front of France, it's udnerstandableXD actually, just Prussia with Little Germany on his lap makes me melt
Diagrams, France? *facepalm*
"But why are his eyebrows so big?"
Ok, I forgive youXD (seriously, FrUK never gets oldXD)
"Wait," Spain frowned in confusion. "France, is that really how it works?"
Prussia and France both turned to stare at him. "You've got to be shitting me, man."
Spain looked embarrassed. "I've only entertained girls before..."
"You can do sex with girls?!" Germany's mouth dropped open in shock.
THIS ENTIRE PART IS PURE UTTER UNDILUTED GOLD ♥ ♥ ♥ I don't know what's better, Spain being hetero until now and being on the same level of knowledge than bitty!
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Bonus for some England, in any way shape or form.
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~*~
"Bruder,"
"Eh?" Prussia wasn't exactly paying attention. Spain and France were currently arguing over who had the rights to the last cheese stick, and it was highly entertaining. "What is it, Germany?"
Germany shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot, hands knotted together. If 'Adorkable' had needed a poster child (it didn't, it already had one and his name was Romano), Germany would have easily gotten the job. "I have a question. It's kind of important."
"Oh?" Prussia tore his eyes away from his two bickering friends to turn his attention to his little brother. He held out his arms, inviting Germany to climb onto his lap. "What is it? I can answer anything."
Germany gave a tiny, shy smile, and Prussia had to resist the urge to squeal over how adorable his baby brother was. "Well, I read about something in a book, but I'm not really sure what they were talking about."
"Oh, books," Prussia wrinkled his nose, really hoping Germany ( ... )
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Awesome fill, anon!
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xDDDDDD
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I'm kind of a nerd for this, but when Prussia though the questions was something like the invention of chocolate, I started thinking about since Spain was already there, he'd go ahead and talk about how he got it from the Aztecs and how it use to be really bitter.
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author!anon, ilu.
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Oh god, and the eyebrow thing! :DDDD I don't even ship that pairing, but he fucking would do that. This is no my personal head-canon if he ever gives anyone the sex talk! <3 ( ... )
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Prussia, dear Prussia, squeal. The fangirls love itXD
"Hell no," Prussia eyed France with a frown, hugging Germany protectively. I'D KILL FOR FANART OF THIS SCENE <3 His possessiveness and his suspicious pouting...there's nothing more dangerous than asking about sex in front of France, it's udnerstandableXD
actually, just Prussia with Little Germany on his lap makes me melt
Diagrams, France? *facepalm*
"But why are his eyebrows so big?"
Ok, I forgive youXD
(seriously, FrUK never gets oldXD)
"Wait," Spain frowned in confusion. "France, is that really how it works?"
Prussia and France both turned to stare at him. "You've got to be shitting me, man."
Spain looked embarrassed. "I've only entertained girls before..."
"You can do sex with girls?!" Germany's mouth dropped open in shock.
THIS ENTIRE PART IS PURE UTTER UNDILUTED GOLD ♥ ♥ ♥
I don't know what's better, Spain being hetero until now and being on the same level of knowledge than bitty! ( ... )
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