America/anyone - Yandere States
anonymous
August 17 2010, 02:24:09 UTC
(Yes, this involves state-tans. And yandere-ness. Read request at your own risk.)
Alfred's states adore their father and think no one is good enough for him. So they cockblock every time he goes on a date. Poor Al never gets more than 3 dates per suitor. Suddenly, novel Nation A manages to outlast the 3-date curse. Things are going great despite the states' continued cockblocking. However, Nation A notices that someone is calling and hanging up, sending threatening letters, vandalizing his house, etc. Turns out the simple "cockblocking" has evolved into "you fucking bastard, no one touches our dad, no one" Climax is kidnapping of Nation A and imminent execution.
Ending, happy or not, is up to filler!anon.
Bonuses: -America is clueless (at least until the end) -Canada saw this coming. No one paid attention to his warnings. -Nation A is not one of the state's fathers, so no USUK, FrUS, AmeRus, etc. Be creative :)
Sorry about making my request too long before, mods ;_; Promise to do better next time ♥
Re: authoranon!
anonymous
September 5 2010, 22:56:47 UTC
*is anon from earlier* You're off to a lovely start, authoranon. I particularly liked the bit where the states traumatize UK, and the part with Texas. Exactly how I'd have imagined her *anon is not Texan, but has visited*
Alaska imitating Russia is win.
What pairing are you going for, authoranon? I also began writing a fill yesterday, but I'm not sure if I should post
Re: authoranon!
anonymous
September 5 2010, 23:05:10 UTC
*anon saw OP's post*
Just realized authoranon probably kept the nation's identity secret for suspense. I withdraw the question. I wouldn't want the surprise to be spoiled on my account.
Re: Your Love will Kill Me [2/?]
anonymous
September 6 2010, 04:27:23 UTC
*is other authoranon* You didn't mangle America,he would definitely be concerned, and *gigglefit at 'desert is rather...sweet'* I can't wait to see more, authoranon!
Re: Your Love will Kill Me [1/?]
anonymous
March 4 2013, 04:16:04 UTC
"Don't make me kick your scrawny ass again? I have help this time?" LOL You had help last time too, Texas! Friggin ingrate. Please...as if Texas can stand against Mexico now. Seriously...someone please bitch slap the bitch. Ugh. I hate the Texan arrogance. Kick her ass, Mexico! Take the bitch down! That was YOUR land! -_-
Vash VS The Yandere States Of America
anonymous
September 6 2010, 04:01:31 UTC
When I first started this chapter, China was in it, but then somehow, Switzerland took over. I thought he was supposed to be neutral? Guess not. I ended up cutting out the first part of this chapter, then going in a completely new direction.
Vash Zwingli VS The Yandere States Of America It all started with an innocent invitation to a shooting range; right after a shouting match between China and America at his house (because nations just had to have their arguments on his front lawn). Switzerland would and should have turned it down, but when America offered to pay…well, it’s not like going to the shooting range with America would be completely unbearable, would it? After checking that the nation did indeed have a permit to carry weapons in Switzerland-he wasn’t sure how the boy managed that without him knowing, but Switzerland decided it wasn’t worth the trouble to ask-they left for Vash’s favorite range. With Liechtenstein in tow, naturally, since Switzerland wouldn’t leave without her. Vash spoke, slightly louder than usual, “I’m
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Re: Vash VS The Yandere States Of America
anonymous
September 6 2010, 04:37:59 UTC
*is other authoranon* I haven't been to a shooting range either but that scene was just sweet and wonderful. I love how it's suddenly on with the states even though California's got a bit of doubt going on. I don't know why but the idea of everyone dropping everything, including grudges with each other, just to protect America warms my heart. Can't wait to see more, anon!
Re: Vash VS The Yandere States Of America
anonymous
September 7 2010, 01:04:52 UTC
*is OP* You wrote the fill :'D I iz so happy ♥
Perfect first "date" for these two. Shooting range screams SwitzerlandxAmerica like no other setting xD I think you did a great job writing Vash in all his neutral/big bro glory. OP's never been to a range, so np if it was inaccurate haha)
You made Cali a lesbian? AWESOME! :D God, word travels fast state-side. Love how Cali's all "this wasn't an overreaction." You're traveling across the country because your Dad is a little late coming home. Totally not overreacting there. [/sarcasm]
As I mentioned before, I'm so unbearably happy, both you and other author!anon just made my week. Now I can grudge my way through another school year with my weekly dose of yandereness 8D
Vash VS The Yandere States Of America 2/?
anonymous
September 9 2010, 03:44:08 UTC
“A gun range…are they trying to intimidate each other? What kind of first date is that?”
Several states gave Massachusetts an icy stare, particularly Montana, Kentucky, and Alaska, though they weren’t by any means the only ones. On the other hand, California and New York got a good laugh out of it.
A short, thin man with dark hair, a serious face, and a crisp suit hushed the rowdy states. Technically, he was a federal territory and not truly one of them, but the states treated him with respect because he was the personification of the District of Columbia, or Washington D.C. He wasn’t as strong or robust as the others, and he was prone to illness, but he was the guy with the information. D.C. rapped his knuckles on the chalkboard to make sure he captured everyone’s attention. “I think it would be in Alfred’s best interest if we kept an eye on Mr. Switzerland, but I don’t think we have enough information to act yet. Therefore, I recommend-“ He swiftly placed his hand over his mouth to cover a cough. A few of the states looked concerned
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Alfred's states adore their father and think no one is good enough for him. So they cockblock every time he goes on a date. Poor Al never gets more than 3 dates per suitor.
Suddenly, novel Nation A manages to outlast the 3-date curse. Things are going great despite the states' continued cockblocking.
However, Nation A notices that someone is calling and hanging up, sending threatening letters, vandalizing his house, etc. Turns out the simple "cockblocking" has evolved into "you fucking bastard, no one touches our dad, no one"
Climax is kidnapping of Nation A and imminent execution.
Ending, happy or not, is up to filler!anon.
Bonuses:
-America is clueless (at least until the end)
-Canada saw this coming. No one paid attention to his warnings.
-Nation A is not one of the state's fathers, so no USUK, FrUS, AmeRus, etc. Be creative :)
Sorry about making my request too long before, mods ;_; Promise to do better next time ♥
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Alaska imitating Russia is win.
What pairing are you going for, authoranon? I also began writing a fill yesterday, but I'm not sure if I should post
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Just realized authoranon probably kept the nation's identity secret for suspense. I withdraw the question. I wouldn't want the surprise to be spoiled on my account.
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*first time OP has ever gotten multiple fills :'D *
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And I stole your fill-virginity?! I'm so honored!
Everything's looking good so far. Feel bad for England :( Poor faeries.
So looking forward to finding out who our mystery nation is. :D
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BUT I DON'T CARE!!!1!
Oblivious America is oblivious. :) He sounds IC so far too...
Lol at the fact that Con brings his cell phone into battle xD
OMG I'M FROM NJ 8D ♥
Thumbs up so far, anon ^_^b
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Vash Zwingli VS The Yandere States Of America
It all started with an innocent invitation to a shooting range; right after a shouting match between China and America at his house (because nations just had to have their arguments on his front lawn). Switzerland would and should have turned it down, but when America offered to pay…well, it’s not like going to the shooting range with America would be completely unbearable, would it? After checking that the nation did indeed have a permit to carry weapons in Switzerland-he wasn’t sure how the boy managed that without him knowing, but Switzerland decided it wasn’t worth the trouble to ask-they left for Vash’s favorite range. With Liechtenstein in tow, naturally, since Switzerland wouldn’t leave without her.
Vash spoke, slightly louder than usual, “I’m ( ... )
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Perfect first "date" for these two. Shooting range screams SwitzerlandxAmerica like no other setting xD I think you did a great job writing Vash in all his neutral/big bro glory.
OP's never been to a range, so np if it was inaccurate haha)
You made Cali a lesbian? AWESOME! :D God, word travels fast state-side. Love how Cali's all "this wasn't an overreaction." You're traveling across the country because your Dad is a little late coming home. Totally not overreacting there. [/sarcasm]
As I mentioned before, I'm so unbearably happy, both you and other author!anon just made my week. Now I can grudge my way through another school year with my weekly dose of yandereness 8D
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Several states gave Massachusetts an icy stare, particularly Montana, Kentucky, and Alaska, though they weren’t by any means the only ones. On the other hand, California and New York got a good laugh out of it.
A short, thin man with dark hair, a serious face, and a crisp suit hushed the rowdy states. Technically, he was a federal territory and not truly one of them, but the states treated him with respect because he was the personification of the District of Columbia, or Washington D.C. He wasn’t as strong or robust as the others, and he was prone to illness, but he was the guy with the information.
D.C. rapped his knuckles on the chalkboard to make sure he captured everyone’s attention. “I think it would be in Alfred’s best interest if we kept an eye on Mr. Switzerland, but I don’t think we have enough information to act yet. Therefore, I recommend-“ He swiftly placed his hand over his mouth to cover a cough. A few of the states looked concerned ( ... )
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