Act Natural [1a/?]
anonymous
September 14 2010, 02:20:27 UTC
Anon is still new at this, so I hope I did this right and I'm not fucking with the first author's story. >_< Also, rather than construction worker, I went with repairman...but he's still fixing shit! So. I hope this is okay.
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Arthur Kirkland sat at his desk, fingers poised above the keyboard of his laptop, shoulders slightly hunched to see the screen. The look on his face was incredibly focused, and every now and again he'd stick his tongue out the corner of his mouth in concentration. He'd been at it for about three hours now, and his tea sat cooling to his right, nearly untouched as Arthur threw himself into his work.
The only problem was Arthur's fingers hadn't actually moved in those three hours and the only thing that was on the open document in front of him was a blinking cursor. Arthur watched the cursor with narrowed eyes, hating it with a fury, wishing from the very depths of his soul that he could stop every one of its stupid, mocking blinks. All he had to do was type something, but he couldn't for the life of him
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Re: Act Natural [1b/?]
anonymous
September 14 2010, 02:28:48 UTC
“I think I know what I need,” Alfred said finally, turning to look at Arthur. Arthur jerked his hands back down to his sides, where they stayed awkwardly since he couldn't for the life of him figure out where to put them. “How'd you break it
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Re: Act Natural [1d/?]
anonymous
September 14 2010, 02:32:12 UTC
Forgive the letter fail, the above part should be [1c/?]
He'd gotten seven pages written by the time Alfred was finished, but he was so absorbed in his work that he didn't notice when the repairman began packing up all his tools, cleaning up any stray bit of glass that he missed and generally preparing to leave. Arthur barely even registered the looming shadow of someone standing just behind him, and definitely forgot that what he was writing on his screen was potentially fatally embarrassing.
“Turgid cock, huh?” Alfred said into the silence.
Arthur was startled badly, fingers spasming so that the last half of his sentence ended in dsf;io;knf. He glanced up at Alfred, saw that he was reading what Arthur had written and hastily tried to cover up the screen, as if the damage hadn't already been done. Thank god Arthur hadn't used the man's actual name, or it could have been - what was he talking about!? The hot repairman had discovered that Arthur was writing porn. If he got out of this with any sort of dignity intact it would be
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Re: Act Natural [1e/?]
anonymous
September 14 2010, 02:35:03 UTC
All Arthur could come up with was, “You read Japanese?” Yeah, that was good. Act like you're interested in the man intellectually and not just magically inspired by the thought of his dick. Just leave the porn out of the conversation entirely.
“Oh yeah,” Alfred said, going to pick up the pile of tools he'd set down near Arthur's desk. “I can read a bunch of different languages. French smut can get pretty intense too; those guys really know how to get dirty, you know. I mean, they did come up with the phrase menage a trois, after all. Which makes me wonder if you could change it up sometimes, call it a menage a sept or something, haha.”
That hadn't worked. That hadn't worked, at all. The logical side of Arthur's brain wibbled and then just shut down altogether in the face of this man's unwavering ability to bring any topic Arthur threw at him right back to porn. Seven people? My god, that sounded fucking hot-!“Anyway, I'll send you the bill sometime in the next couple days. You can either come buy and pay in person, or
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T-two fills, two!? Its so amazing I love! Love! Love!
Oh god, Alfred. Alfred, oh jeez, 'I wonder if I read some of these~!'
and Arthurs, 'I need to break something else." Was awesome.
I loved it. And I love you. Seriously! I cant wait for the next update!xDDD You guys make me wanna draw fanart for you all!!! (And thats very hard for me to do that! :DD)
Re: Act Natural [1e/?]
anonymous
September 14 2010, 10:20:33 UTC
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I have never before giggled whilst nosebleeding, you should be proud! 8D
I'm loving this fill, do continue soon! o3o (I have a vague idea of who you are, author!non, but I best not hazard a guess just now in case I'm wrong x.x)
In any case: Love your prose, their characterization, and hnng Alfred's body is just a magnet for Arthur's gaze, innit? :Q___________
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Arthur Kirkland sat at his desk, fingers poised above the keyboard of his laptop, shoulders slightly hunched to see the screen. The look on his face was incredibly focused, and every now and again he'd stick his tongue out the corner of his mouth in concentration. He'd been at it for about three hours now, and his tea sat cooling to his right, nearly untouched as Arthur threw himself into his work.
The only problem was Arthur's fingers hadn't actually moved in those three hours and the only thing that was on the open document in front of him was a blinking cursor. Arthur watched the cursor with narrowed eyes, hating it with a fury, wishing from the very depths of his soul that he could stop every one of its stupid, mocking blinks. All he had to do was type something, but he couldn't for the life of him ( ... )
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He'd gotten seven pages written by the time Alfred was finished, but he was so absorbed in his work that he didn't notice when the repairman began packing up all his tools, cleaning up any stray bit of glass that he missed and generally preparing to leave. Arthur barely even registered the looming shadow of someone standing just behind him, and definitely forgot that what he was writing on his screen was potentially fatally embarrassing.
“Turgid cock, huh?” Alfred said into the silence.
Arthur was startled badly, fingers spasming so that the last half of his sentence ended in dsf;io;knf. He glanced up at Alfred, saw that he was reading what Arthur had written and hastily tried to cover up the screen, as if the damage hadn't already been done. Thank god Arthur hadn't used the man's actual name, or it could have been - what was he talking about!? The hot repairman had discovered that Arthur was writing porn. If he got out of this with any sort of dignity intact it would be ( ... )
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“Oh yeah,” Alfred said, going to pick up the pile of tools he'd set down near Arthur's desk. “I can read a bunch of different languages. French smut can get pretty intense too; those guys really know how to get dirty, you know. I mean, they did come up with the phrase menage a trois, after all. Which makes me wonder if you could change it up sometimes, call it a menage a sept or something, haha.”
That hadn't worked. That hadn't worked, at all. The logical side of Arthur's brain wibbled and then just shut down altogether in the face of this man's unwavering ability to bring any topic Arthur threw at him right back to porn. Seven people? My god, that sounded fucking hot-!“Anyway, I'll send you the bill sometime in the next couple days. You can either come buy and pay in person, or ( ... )
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And the hip bone poking on low cut jeans? UNF
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Or, if you prefer, let him BANG YOU.
/shot
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ILU SO HARD.
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T-two fills, two!? Its so amazing I love! Love! Love!
Oh god, Alfred. Alfred, oh jeez, 'I wonder if I read some of these~!'
and Arthurs, 'I need to break something else." Was awesome.
I loved it. And I love you. Seriously! I cant wait for the next update!xDDD You guys make me wanna draw fanart for you all!!! (And thats very hard for me to do that! :DD)
*Snickers* Oh Arthur and your sex god~!
*Sighs contently and goes back to reread*
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Oh yes you do Arthur.
This looks amazing -firstauthor!anon- I'm glad some other people are doing this. Still I look forward to more. You're Arthur is so cute.
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I have never before giggled whilst nosebleeding, you should be proud! 8D
I'm loving this fill, do continue soon! o3o (I have a vague idea of who you are, author!non, but I best not hazard a guess just now in case I'm wrong x.x)
In any case: Love your prose, their characterization, and hnng Alfred's body is just a magnet for Arthur's gaze, innit? :Q___________
I'll stop not making sense now. ♥
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I'm intrigued nonetheless. >.>
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OH ALFRED. Menage a sept what? I love your characterization of him! And I can totally see Arthur melting into a puddle for it.
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I love this anon, hot and funny!
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