Bad friends trio take care of baby!England
anonymous
September 19 2010, 16:33:58 UTC
Iggy turns into a bouncing baby boy, and France, Spain, and Prussia decide to take care of him. Do what you want with this, all I ask is that for once, England is not a grouchy bastard child lmao, but he's a happy, chubby little thing.
Coochie, coochie coo! [1a/?]
anonymous
October 7 2010, 05:11:39 UTC
ehehe, fail!title :'D in case you don't know what it is, "coochie, coochie coo!" is often said to little kids in an attempt to piss them off get them to laugh but it really only pisses them off and they yank your hair harder than ever afterwards ;A; hope you enjoy, OP~
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Ahhh, what a beautiful day! The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and the Bad Touch Trio currently lay in a hungover heap on Romano's bed.
Or maybe it was Belgium's. Or Seychelles', or Monaco's, or...you get the picture. The three really didn't know where the fuck they were, all they knew was that the bed was really comfy, and their heads were really killing. Besiiiides, "sharing is caring" and all that jazz, right?
Prussia was the first to wake up, and that was only because he heard the bedroom door slam open. The shrill shriek emitted by none other than England - oh, that was where they were! Prussia felt proud of himself for figuring that out...but...wait...how the fuck did they get in England again? - woke France, and France's elaborate
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Coochie, coochie coo! [1b/?]
anonymous
October 7 2010, 05:12:19 UTC
None of the bickering men noticed when a tiny blonde head poked into the room, or when green eyes shimmered as they landed on France.
And, well, they kind of noticed when England cannonballed towards the Frenchman.
Not really. It was kind of,
"No, I think we spoke to that Italian chick before we went to the club on that street thingy in Paris!"
*whoosh*
"The Champs-Élysées? I thought that was after we got that sushi deal -" *thump* "- the unlimited order but anything you waste you have to pay for? You know, the place we made ourselves throw up at so we wouldn't get charged?"
*pained gasp*
"So, Francie, what do you - hey, where'd Francis go?"
"The gremlins kidnapped him. Who gives a fuck?"
"D-down here *wheeze* mes amis..."And then sitting up with baby England plastered onto France's face
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Re: Coochie, coochie coo! [1b/?]
anonymous
October 7 2010, 08:36:09 UTC
Oh
yes.
Here's to really, really hoping Francis peeks back into his young!France personality with mini!Arthur because it'd really out the other two like nothing else. And the fourthwall-breaching was hilarious, author!anon! I'd ask to marry you too, but I see someone has spoken before me. D:
Spain's Hooker's green ones (when the three had held a color wheel to Spain's eyes, they had been absolutely delighted to discover that the precise shade was called Hooker's green)
Pfff, this is so...so them xD
Two tiny hands - barely large enough to wrap around two of France's long, artisan fingers - groped out for him.
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THE CUTE?????????????????? ^^
England, oblivious to the bickering, absently gnawed on France's hair.
D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, so adorable~~
Moar cute brother France and sweet, adorable bundle of cuteness Chibirisu ♥
by the way, I fucking love that title something fierce XD
authornon cackles in delight, she's never been quoted before :'D
anonymous
October 7 2010, 14:28:08 UTC
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -glomps-
I know, right? Originally what happened was me describing Spain's eyes as "emerald" but then I had to do something for England's eyes, so I went on Wikipedia's "shades of green" page and chose the color that looked closest to Spain's eyes! (according to me. But I'm colorblind :D)
And I'm sorry! England is soooooooooooooooooo cute, man, he's a frickin adorable baby boy :'D but the req was for a "happy, chubby little thing", so...sorry! -hands you a bandaid to cover the gaping cuteness wound-
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-x-x-x-
Ahhh, what a beautiful day! The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and the Bad Touch Trio currently lay in a hungover heap on Romano's bed.
Or maybe it was Belgium's. Or Seychelles', or Monaco's, or...you get the picture. The three really didn't know where the fuck they were, all they knew was that the bed was really comfy, and their heads were really killing. Besiiiides, "sharing is caring" and all that jazz, right?
Prussia was the first to wake up, and that was only because he heard the bedroom door slam open. The shrill shriek emitted by none other than England - oh, that was where they were! Prussia felt proud of himself for figuring that out...but...wait...how the fuck did they get in England again? - woke France, and France's elaborate ( ... )
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And, well, they kind of noticed when England cannonballed towards the Frenchman.
Not really. It was kind of,
"No, I think we spoke to that Italian chick before we went to the club on that street thingy in Paris!"
*whoosh*
"The Champs-Élysées? I thought that was after we got that sushi deal -" *thump* "- the unlimited order but anything you waste you have to pay for? You know, the place we made ourselves throw up at so we wouldn't get charged?"
*pained gasp*
"So, Francie, what do you - hey, where'd Francis go?"
"The gremlins kidnapped him. Who gives a fuck?"
"D-down here *wheeze* mes amis..."And then sitting up with baby England plastered onto France's face ( ... )
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Marry me author!anon. I won't settle for no. -makes grabby hands at you-
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I'm glad you liked it! :DDD
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yes.
Here's to really, really hoping Francis peeks back into his young!France personality with mini!Arthur because it'd really out the other two like nothing else. And the fourthwall-breaching was hilarious, author!anon! I'd ask to marry you too, but I see someone has spoken before me. D:
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I was thinking of doing that, even though France will probably have "magic fingers" slipping up England's shirt. Hmm.
I'm into polygamy ;D /shot
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This fic? Im stalking it! :D
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Spain is SUCH a pedo, are you kidding me?? Oh man :'D
Yay!!! -glomps-
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<3
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*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Spain's Hooker's green ones (when the three had held a color wheel to Spain's eyes, they had been absolutely delighted to discover that the precise shade was called Hooker's green)
Pfff, this is so...so them xD
Two tiny hands - barely large enough to wrap around two of France's long, artisan fingers - groped out for him.
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THE CUTE?????????????????? ^^
England, oblivious to the bickering, absently gnawed on France's hair.
D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, so adorable~~
Moar cute brother France and sweet, adorable bundle of cuteness Chibirisu ♥
by the way, I fucking love that title something fierce XD
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I know, right? Originally what happened was me describing Spain's eyes as "emerald" but then I had to do something for England's eyes, so I went on Wikipedia's "shades of green" page and chose the color that looked closest to Spain's eyes! (according to me. But I'm colorblind :D)
And I'm sorry! England is soooooooooooooooooo cute, man, he's a frickin adorable baby boy :'D but the req was for a "happy, chubby little thing", so...sorry! -hands you a bandaid to cover the gaping cuteness wound-
ISN'T HE?!?! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"Big Brother Francis to the rescue!" /shot
And thank you :'DDD
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