Russia/Canada - Voraphilia, Gorn and Wendigos, Oh My!
anonymous
September 21 2010, 16:05:52 UTC
"You like eating people and I think being gobbled up is bonerific. You see where I'm going with this, da?"
In which Ivan faps to the idea of being eaten and it just so happens that Matthew kind of sorta ate people when he was little. And Matthew also kinda sorta had to have Ivan's heart wrestled out of his hands when he's caught trying to eat it. ("FUCKING RUSSIANS AND HOSERS LEAVING THEIR FRIGGEN' HEARTS WHEREVER THEY GODDAMN FEEL LIKE.") Thus begins Ivan's insanely weird seduction. A must: detailed, creepy smut. With Canada riding Russia. (Find a way around those pesky pain receptors, darling anons! Masochism, pain killers, questionable drugs borrowed from Holland ect. Anything you want~)
Bonus 1 - Matthew enjoys falling asleep curled up next to what is left of Ivan's body and waking up to Ivan cuddling him- fully intact. Bonus 2 - Ukraine 'tearfully confronts' Matthew. With her pitchfork. Older, protective sister Ukraine is protective.
A Victimless Crime (1a/1)
anonymous
September 21 2010, 23:45:12 UTC
Ivan had the sneaking suspicion that he forgot something. It was only as he was leaving the conference hall that he realized that he might have left his heart on the table because it was getting a bit cumbersome in his chest. The thing got too heavy, and sometimes he had to take it out. He would just go back into the conference hall and collect it before anyone noticed that there was a bloody organ on the table
( ... )
A Victimless Crime (1c/1)
anonymous
September 22 2010, 00:16:13 UTC
Fail gory sex... Good God, I'm going to hell
Ivan watched with strange disconnect as Matthew's teeth dug deeply into his shoulder, tearing away flesh and muscle with superhuman ferocity. Blood spurted and oozed, and the warm feeling accompanying it only added to Ivan's growing erection. He ghosted a hand to his midsection, and gasped as Matthew's hand dug into his other shoulder, pulling at flesh without any pain inhibitors.
"Matvey, that hurts," he said, and rolled over so that Matthew was underneath him. "Be gentle."
Matthew whined, the sound cutting Ivan almost as deeply as his teeth, and wriggled under Ivan until his mouth was on Ivan's nipple. Ivan just about buckled from the feeling that resulted in Matthew biting hard on that sensitive area. His erection was digging painfully into Matthew's bony hips, and so he was somewhat relieved when the boy managed to get out from under him and straddled his hips
( ... )
Re: A Victimless Crime (1c/1)
anonymous
September 22 2010, 00:42:11 UTC
I-- I don't-- I don't have any idea why I found that so fascinating; I guess the fact that Russia will regenerate and won't be traumatized somehow made it okay? ... So disturbed yet so intrigued ...
Very interesting, anon! Hope the mixed, disturbed reactions won't hurt your feelings; but I guess you expected weird reactions, yeah? XD
Re: A Victimless Crime (1c/1)
anonymous
September 22 2010, 00:58:14 UTC
Ahaha, awesome! I thought maybe so, especially since I've read a couple of other fills where authors said something to the same effect. Hopefully you still enjoyed writing it, in a morbid "pushing your limits" kind of way!
A Victimless Crime (1d/1)
anonymous
September 22 2010, 00:44:04 UTC
Matthew had never felt so full, in most meanings of the word, in all his life. He lay in the bed, cradling half a hipbone in his scarlet hands, and smiled at what was left of Ivan besides said hipbone. That is to say, his head and his left leg. He supposed that he should probably take a shower before going to sleep, but considering the sheets were probably more dirty than he was, there seemed to be very little point
( ... )
Re: A Victimless Crime (1d/1)
anonymous
September 22 2010, 01:02:08 UTC
The fact that Russia knows exactly who to call in that situation is so damn ominous. OTL And poor Ukraine; even if she knew it was consensual, that's just ... murder-worthy? She has a special heart thermos! XDDD
Ivan had completely rematerialized while he had slept, and was looking at Matthew with the sort of smile that made small Eastern-European countries die inside. Matthew, being the twisted fuck that he was, only found it reassuring. I have no idea why I love this, but I totally do! <3
Re: A Victimless Crime (1d/1)
anonymous
September 22 2010, 01:29:30 UTC
This is sexy and disturbing and at times oddly sweet. Good job in making me feel all confused-weird, which is exactly what I would think a request like this should be...
Well, OP here is gushing like the guro and RusCan fangirl she is
anonymous
September 22 2010, 01:45:12 UTC
BRB SWOONING IN ECSTASY FOREVER AUTHOR!ANON I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIFE AND SOUL AND UTERUS IF YOU ASK FOR IT. Like, holy mother of god, that was lovely. The smut was totally spookily hot and I absolutely adooored the little comments of "sick fuck" and that wonderful double entendre in part D and the details of Mattie's omnoms in his earlier life. Agh, the atmosphere is absolutely spot on. Weird, disturbing but sweet and just ioajfoisjmnse. You even had the Matvey thing and I didn't even ask for that even though some people just keep it as Matthew and as stupid as it sounds that's a kink of mine as well omigawsh I love you. After a day of illness, logging on to find this filled just made it, like, wonderful. I'll be happy for the next few days because of this (which, btw, I will be keeping forever and ever).
TL;DR- Thank you so much for filling this. I love it.
Captcha, what the hell, I can't type a goddamn word upside down.
Re: Well, OP here is gushing like the guro and RusCan fangirl she is
anonymous
September 22 2010, 02:26:18 UTC
You can keep your uterus, but I'll take your soul if you insist. :D
I'm really glad you liked it that much, and that it made a cruddy day better. What else is guro for?
If you like Wendigo Matthew, by the way, one of the stories I took inspiration from for this fill might keep your mind off of illness for a little longer:
Re: Well, OP here is gushing like the guro and RusCan fangirl she is
anonymous
September 22 2010, 03:29:28 UTC
Damn, I was hoping I could get rid of that thing sooner. But, alright. Would you liked it wrapped up or just sent with a pretty bow stuck on it?
Ahhh, exactly. Guro brightens our days with all the things we are missing out on. The whites of bones and the screams of the innocent.
Said random stuff is the epitome of my happiness. I already had a thing for cannibals and when I had initially read Angst Circa 1773, I greedily adopted it as my new headcanon. ;) There were just too few Wendigo!Matthew tales that I thought I might stir some plot bunnies for fellow guro fans to appease myself and others. (had I the talent to pull it off, I would have just highjacked FF and spread the cannibalism love.)
In which Ivan faps to the idea of being eaten and it just so happens that Matthew kind of sorta ate people when he was little.
And Matthew also kinda sorta had to have Ivan's heart wrestled out of his hands when he's caught trying to eat it. ("FUCKING RUSSIANS AND HOSERS LEAVING THEIR FRIGGEN' HEARTS WHEREVER THEY GODDAMN FEEL LIKE.")
Thus begins Ivan's insanely weird seduction.
A must: detailed, creepy smut. With Canada riding Russia.
(Find a way around those pesky pain receptors, darling anons! Masochism, pain killers, questionable drugs borrowed from Holland ect. Anything you want~)
Bonus 1 - Matthew enjoys falling asleep curled up next to what is left of Ivan's body and waking up to Ivan cuddling him- fully intact.
Bonus 2 - Ukraine 'tearfully confronts' Matthew. With her pitchfork. Older, protective sister Ukraine is protective.
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Ivan watched with strange disconnect as Matthew's teeth dug deeply into his shoulder, tearing away flesh and muscle with superhuman ferocity. Blood spurted and oozed, and the warm feeling accompanying it only added to Ivan's growing erection. He ghosted a hand to his midsection, and gasped as Matthew's hand dug into his other shoulder, pulling at flesh without any pain inhibitors.
"Matvey, that hurts," he said, and rolled over so that Matthew was underneath him. "Be gentle."
Matthew whined, the sound cutting Ivan almost as deeply as his teeth, and wriggled under Ivan until his mouth was on Ivan's nipple. Ivan just about buckled from the feeling that resulted in Matthew biting hard on that sensitive area. His erection was digging painfully into Matthew's bony hips, and so he was somewhat relieved when the boy managed to get out from under him and straddled his hips ( ... )
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Very interesting, anon! Hope the mixed, disturbed reactions won't hurt your feelings; but I guess you expected weird reactions, yeah? XD
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Ivan had completely rematerialized while he had slept, and was looking at Matthew with the sort of smile that made small Eastern-European countries die inside. Matthew, being the twisted fuck that he was, only found it reassuring. I have no idea why I love this, but I totally do! <3
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of course she has a special heart thermos!
I'm glad you liked the story.
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AUTHOR!ANON I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIFE AND SOUL AND UTERUS IF YOU ASK FOR IT.
Like, holy mother of god, that was lovely. The smut was totally spookily hot and I absolutely adooored the little comments of "sick fuck" and that wonderful double entendre in part D and the details of Mattie's omnoms in his earlier life.
Agh, the atmosphere is absolutely spot on. Weird, disturbing but sweet and just ioajfoisjmnse.
You even had the Matvey thing and I didn't even ask for that even though some people just keep it as Matthew and as stupid as it sounds that's a kink of mine as well omigawsh I love you.
After a day of illness, logging on to find this filled just made it, like, wonderful. I'll be happy for the next few days because of this (which, btw, I will be keeping forever and ever).
TL;DR- Thank you so much for filling this. I love it.
Captcha, what the hell, I can't type a goddamn word upside down.
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I'm really glad you liked it that much, and that it made a cruddy day better. What else is guro for?
If you like Wendigo Matthew, by the way, one of the stories I took inspiration from for this fill might keep your mind off of illness for a little longer:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5996048/1/bAngst_b_bCirca_b_b1773_b
woot pimping random stuff
You'll never look at the War of 1812 the same way again.
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Ahhh, exactly. Guro brightens our days with all the things we are missing out on. The whites of bones and the screams of the innocent.
Said random stuff is the epitome of my happiness. I already had a thing for cannibals and when I had initially read Angst Circa 1773, I greedily adopted it as my new headcanon. ;) There were just too few Wendigo!Matthew tales that I thought I might stir some plot bunnies for fellow guro fans to appease myself and others. (had I the talent to pull it off, I would have just highjacked FF and spread the cannibalism love.)
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