USUK -Constrction worker AU
anonymous
August 15 2010, 15:49:00 UTC
Gosh I hope I did this right...If I didn't do this right my bad... . Alright, I want the pairing in that order, Arthur is anonymous BL writer, a famous one at that. He's on extreme writers bock, and I don't care for the reason, bu he break something. He calls a company to fix it and what he's met with is a very openly gay Construction worker!Alfred. They reeally click and Arthur finally finds some material in Alfred, and starts to break things on purpose.
Bonus: - Arthur is a VIRGIN writer - Matthew is his Assistant for his BL novels -Smut please, Artie does need matiral after all!!!
T-two fills, two!? Its so amazing I love! Love! Love!
Oh god, Alfred. Alfred, oh jeez, 'I wonder if I read some of these~!'
and Arthurs, 'I need to break something else." Was awesome.
I loved it. And I love you. Seriously! I cant wait for the next update!xDDD You guys make me wanna draw fanart for you all!!! (And thats very hard for me to do that! :DD)
Re: Act Natural [1e/?]
anonymous
September 14 2010, 10:20:33 UTC
*___________*
I have never before giggled whilst nosebleeding, you should be proud! 8D
I'm loving this fill, do continue soon! o3o (I have a vague idea of who you are, author!non, but I best not hazard a guess just now in case I'm wrong x.x)
In any case: Love your prose, their characterization, and hnng Alfred's body is just a magnet for Arthur's gaze, innit? :Q___________
Re: Act Natural [1e/?]
anonymous
September 15 2010, 04:35:27 UTC
Okay
I skipped over this fill because the prompt bored me a little and deleted it from my inbox.
Then someone said something about it on tumblr so I checked it out just out of sheer boredom.
NO LONGER BORED.
I laughed, no seriously laughed by the end. That was hilarious, that was awkward, and if that's just the beginning premise I am so hooked. Just. Alfred. ASKHDAKSHD.
Re: Act Natural [1e/?]
anonymous
September 15 2010, 15:36:10 UTC
Hahaha, oh god, your Arthur is absolutely, fantastically perverted. Dear god, this fic is awesome and steaming hot, and I just realised I don't like England always witty; I can happily take an England sent into lustful incoherency and stupidity too. Alfred's comment about the "turgid cock" was lol, and I find it interesting that you're making him sound intelligent and read and versed in languages, and not obsessed with sexing up Arthur.
For some reason, the idea of Arthur being the one turned on like WHOA, while Alfred is just doing his job and being himselg is what makes this fic that much more awesome to me ^^
And you really made Alfred sound insanely hot, and that last line was wonderful, and is there gonna be a sevensome, please say yes
Act Natural [2a/?]
anonymous
September 16 2010, 00:12:57 UTC
x o x
Of course, it never occurred to Arthur that the repair shop that Alfred worked for might, in fact, have multiple men in their employ and that even if he did happen to accidentally flush a cherry bomb down his toilet, he wouldn't necessarily be graced by the sight of Alfred's glorious arse bent over as he attempted to fix the ensuing disaster.
Because when he went to answer the door, fully prepared to laughingly blame his broken toilet on the incredible and persisting nuisance that was his nephew, (he really did have a nephew, by the way; his name was Peter and he was fucking annoying as hell, so this fib wasn't a stretch. Not by a long shot.) he was sadly not greeted by shining blue eye, a killer smile, delectable muscles barely contained by a thin t-shirt, tanned skin that glistened in the sun - well. You get the idea.
It was actually, and rather depressingly, the exact opposite. This man had chocolate brown eyes and an intense scowl that twisted his mouth so viciously that Arthur wondered if the man even knew how to
( ... )
Re: Act Natural [2b/?]
anonymous
September 16 2010, 00:16:21 UTC
Arthur spent the next three hours sitting at his kitchen table, listening to the chorus of profanity that drifted down the stairs from where Lovino was working on repairing his toilet. After a while, it had become almost calming and Arthur imagined himself to be in some sort of peaceful internal garden of cussing zen.
Unfortunately, it had remained as inspiring as fuck all throughout the whole three hours and his computer sat in front of him, nothing written but those handful of pages he'd managed to write during the time it'd taken for Alfred to fix his window. All he'd managed to do in regards to his story was reread it, fix a few spelling and grammatical errors and, in the process, turn himself on from the images he'd painted of his incredibly sexy, absent repairman. The fact that he hadn't been able to write shit once Alfred had left was actually the reasoning behind such a destructive fuck-up as throwing a firecracker down his toilet. The more time it took to fix, Arthur had reasoned, the more time that blessedly
( ... )
. Alright, I want the pairing in that order, Arthur is anonymous BL writer, a famous one at that. He's on extreme writers bock, and I don't care for the reason, bu he break something. He calls a company to fix it and what he's met with is a very openly gay Construction worker!Alfred. They reeally click and Arthur finally finds some material in Alfred, and starts to break things on purpose.
Bonus:
- Arthur is a VIRGIN writer
- Matthew is his Assistant for his BL novels
-Smut please, Artie does need matiral after all!!!
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And the hip bone poking on low cut jeans? UNF
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Or, if you prefer, let him BANG YOU.
/shot
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ILU SO HARD.
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T-two fills, two!? Its so amazing I love! Love! Love!
Oh god, Alfred. Alfred, oh jeez, 'I wonder if I read some of these~!'
and Arthurs, 'I need to break something else." Was awesome.
I loved it. And I love you. Seriously! I cant wait for the next update!xDDD You guys make me wanna draw fanart for you all!!! (And thats very hard for me to do that! :DD)
*Snickers* Oh Arthur and your sex god~!
*Sighs contently and goes back to reread*
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Oh yes you do Arthur.
This looks amazing -firstauthor!anon- I'm glad some other people are doing this. Still I look forward to more. You're Arthur is so cute.
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I have never before giggled whilst nosebleeding, you should be proud! 8D
I'm loving this fill, do continue soon! o3o (I have a vague idea of who you are, author!non, but I best not hazard a guess just now in case I'm wrong x.x)
In any case: Love your prose, their characterization, and hnng Alfred's body is just a magnet for Arthur's gaze, innit? :Q___________
I'll stop not making sense now. ♥
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I'm intrigued nonetheless. >.>
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OH ALFRED. Menage a sept what? I love your characterization of him! And I can totally see Arthur melting into a puddle for it.
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I love this anon, hot and funny!
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THIS. I
NEED more of this.
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I skipped over this fill because the prompt bored me a little and deleted it from my inbox.
Then someone said something about it on tumblr so I checked it out just out of sheer boredom.
NO LONGER BORED.
I laughed, no seriously laughed by the end. That was hilarious, that was awkward, and if that's just the beginning premise I am so hooked. Just. Alfred. ASKHDAKSHD.
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For some reason, the idea of Arthur being the one turned on like WHOA, while Alfred is just doing his job and being himselg is what makes this fic that much more awesome to me ^^
And you really made Alfred sound insanely hot, and that last line was wonderful, and is there gonna be a sevensome, please say yes
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Of course, it never occurred to Arthur that the repair shop that Alfred worked for might, in fact, have multiple men in their employ and that even if he did happen to accidentally flush a cherry bomb down his toilet, he wouldn't necessarily be graced by the sight of Alfred's glorious arse bent over as he attempted to fix the ensuing disaster.
Because when he went to answer the door, fully prepared to laughingly blame his broken toilet on the incredible and persisting nuisance that was his nephew, (he really did have a nephew, by the way; his name was Peter and he was fucking annoying as hell, so this fib wasn't a stretch. Not by a long shot.) he was sadly not greeted by shining blue eye, a killer smile, delectable muscles barely contained by a thin t-shirt, tanned skin that glistened in the sun - well. You get the idea.
It was actually, and rather depressingly, the exact opposite. This man had chocolate brown eyes and an intense scowl that twisted his mouth so viciously that Arthur wondered if the man even knew how to ( ... )
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Unfortunately, it had remained as inspiring as fuck all throughout the whole three hours and his computer sat in front of him, nothing written but those handful of pages he'd managed to write during the time it'd taken for Alfred to fix his window. All he'd managed to do in regards to his story was reread it, fix a few spelling and grammatical errors and, in the process, turn himself on from the images he'd painted of his incredibly sexy, absent repairman. The fact that he hadn't been able to write shit once Alfred had left was actually the reasoning behind such a destructive fuck-up as throwing a firecracker down his toilet. The more time it took to fix, Arthur had reasoned, the more time that blessedly ( ... )
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