Strawberry Red, Skywalker Blue (2/6)
anonymous
August 19 2010, 07:57:25 UTC
America, Russia was sure, must have a severe allergy to the word 'love,' to be as careful with it as he was. Given the horrible liberties America took with just about every other word, grammatical construction, and verbal convention of the English language, the only possible explanation for his behavior around 'love' was that if America ever used the word in a way he didn't mean, his throat would close up, his face would turn blue, and he'd convulse on the floor like a dying trout until someone gave him a really big shot of steroids. . . . which, actually, now that Russia thought of it, had been kind of what America had looked like at Mexico's party, when someone told him what was actually in that bottle of tequila he'd been trying to chug
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Strawberry Red, Skywalker Blue (3/6)
anonymous
August 19 2010, 08:00:15 UTC
America threw it all out-even the unopened packages-without a second's regret-Russia lay back on the bed, momentarily breathless with the sheer waste of it. Worthless as the gel was, no one in his country would have thought to throw out unopened packages without even trying them--well, no one who remembered the old days. America climbed back on top of Russia, holding a handful of condoms, splayed out like a bouquet
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Strawberry Red, Skywalker Blue (6/6)
anonymous
August 19 2010, 08:06:48 UTC
Russia didn't answer. He couldn't speak. He just wrapped his arms around America so tightly he felt both of their ribs creak, and pressed his cheek into the hollow of America's throat, eyes smarting. When he finally raised a hand to his lover's face, he was stunned to find America's cheek wet with tears
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Re: Strawberry Red, Skywalker Blue (endnotes)
anonymous
August 19 2010, 10:34:15 UTC
Oh my god. This is one of the best Russiamerica fills I have ever read. ;___; I am a huge Star Wars nerd and I have a massive weakness for playful!sex. The "Luke, I am your father" part absolutely killed me, and I somehow didn't care one bit that we didn't get to see the actual sex. THAT is the sign of an awesome fic - it's about sex but doesn't need the sex itself to make it awesome. (If you had written the sex, I'd probably be too overwhelmed to write anything coherent. Lol.)
Re: Strawberry Red, Skywalker Blue (endnotes)
anonymous
August 19 2010, 11:43:57 UTC
Pffffffft, this is fantastic on every possible level. It's like 75% hilarity, 20% d'awww, and 5% sexy. :DDD
And this? "I'm not crying," America said with great dignity. "I just-got-lube in my eye. Both of my eyes." He sniffled quietly. FFFFF AMERICA WHY SUCH A DUDE?
Anon, you are seriously fabulous. May I have your illegitimate children so the state can support them in our new socialist utopia? Y/Y?
Re: Strawberry Red, Skywalker Blue (endnotes)
anonymous
August 19 2010, 17:45:55 UTC
Oh lord light saber cocks and Star Wars quotes in bed. What is this I don't even.
And then the emotional part and more light saber cocks.
I laughed so hard, anon.
(Hey, with your author's notes, don't put corresponding numbers in the text of the story. It's distracting. Just post the separate author's notes and let people come to their own conclusions.)
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT
anonymous
August 21 2010, 13:48:28 UTC
MOST PERFECT FIC EVER
ashfjhvjrndvufuf I HAVE NO WORDS TO MAKE THIS JUSTICE. IT'S PERFECT. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BLOODY PERFECT IN EVEYR LITTLE DETAIL. Their playfulness, their banter, the in-jokes to their conflict and themselves, the way they turned into little kids when they put condoms on, for God's sake, the 'lightsaber fencing' battle (which might be the most brilliant scene in the meme), and god, all the comparisons, paralelisms, historical bits etc between Cold War and Star Wars. Fuck, but you're a genuis ♥ And that end, that sweet, sweet adorable end, beautiful in every possible way. I'm off to rec this like fucking crazy. You're amazing.
'you drove a boy to the stars, and you let him fly'
T-That is so-*sob* GORGEOUS <3 (I actually thought the 'boy' was meant to be America himself)
Also, can I ask you a question? Do you know if Star Wars was successful in Russia? I mean, even if you weren't supposed to like it, did people like it?
Re: I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT
anonymous
November 29 2010, 03:47:37 UTC
[Author!anon speaking]
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed the fic. ^_^;;;
Unfortunately, I don't know how the film was received in the Soviet Union. I could probably find the information somewhere, though; when I do, I'll let you know.
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And this? "I'm not crying," America said with great dignity. "I just-got-lube in my eye. Both of my eyes." He sniffled quietly. FFFFF AMERICA WHY SUCH A DUDE?
Anon, you are seriously fabulous. May I have your illegitimate children so the state can support them in our new socialist utopia? Y/Y?
Pfft, Captcha says "XIII lawlromp". What?
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And then the emotional part and more light saber cocks.
I laughed so hard, anon.
(Hey, with your author's notes, don't put corresponding numbers in the text of the story. It's distracting. Just post the separate author's notes and let people come to their own conclusions.)
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Sorry about the numbering, I thought I'd fixed that. ^_^;; (I'm used to footnoting when I write.)
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ashfjhvjrndvufuf I HAVE NO WORDS TO MAKE THIS JUSTICE. IT'S PERFECT. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BLOODY PERFECT IN EVEYR LITTLE DETAIL. Their playfulness, their banter, the in-jokes to their conflict and themselves, the way they turned into little kids when they put condoms on, for God's sake, the 'lightsaber fencing' battle (which might be the most brilliant scene in the meme), and god, all the comparisons, paralelisms, historical bits etc between Cold War and Star Wars. Fuck, but you're a genuis ♥
And that end, that sweet, sweet adorable end, beautiful in every possible way. I'm off to rec this like fucking crazy. You're amazing.
'you drove a boy to the stars, and you let him fly'
T-That is so-*sob* GORGEOUS <3
(I actually thought the 'boy' was meant to be America himself)
Also, can I ask you a question? Do you know if Star Wars was successful in Russia? I mean, even if you weren't supposed to like it, did people like it?
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Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed the fic. ^_^;;;
Unfortunately, I don't know how the film was received in the Soviet Union. I could probably find the information somewhere, though; when I do, I'll let you know.
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