As you can see from the title the pairing is definitely not US/UK *falls over*
ALSO it says shota but it's more a case of (adult in child body) if that lessens the squick?
Don't let the beginning fool you... England doesn't get anything but drunk in this fic ;)
Last note (I swear): This takes place in the same universe as another fill I did at a fictional 2011 World Conference hosted by Japan but it's hardly necessary to read that. There's the barest hint of a mention of it.
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“Those manipulative little bastards!” America exclaims for what seems to be the millionth time that night. “Did you see they way they were hanging all over him?!” He nearly slams the door on Canada’s face as they enter the hotel room. America’s already furiously pulling at the obi as he stomps through the living room. Neither
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Re: France/Spain/shota!America & China/N Korea/S Korea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 2/?
anonymous
September 3 2010, 06:20:01 UTC
“You’re a genius, Mattie!” He claps his hands together and is already sprinting back into the sitting room to retrieve his phone. Canada picks himself up muttering under his breath and ignores the “who are you again?” that comes from his bear. He hears his brother talking to Tony and is almost dreading what they’re cooking up together. He tidies up the room, folding America’s yukata and slowly starts to unpack his things. It’s only 10 PM local time but he feels like he’s been awake forever. He stops to consider it and realizes that he normally would have been in bed 6 hours ago. They’d shared America’s private jet to cut down on expenditures and with the nine hour flight... Canada shakes his head. They don’t really need the sleep per se but it would be nice to clear his head
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Re: France/Spain/shota!America & China/N Korea/S Korea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 3/?
anonymous
September 3 2010, 06:23:24 UTC
“Nnngh!” His eyes were wide and he felt as if every molecule in his body was being squeezed until it bursts. He folded in on himself, knees buckling, breathless, unable to so much as scream while America watched him with a mixture of curiosity and geeky excitement. “So yeah the way it works, at least according to Tony, is that it compresses everything in your body down in size, even on a molecular level. I asked him why he couldn’t just make us younger instead and he reminded me that our brains would be similarly affected- whoa, you really don’t look so good.” I hope he doesn’t throw up. That’d be gross. “Anyway,” he continued on blithely as even as Canada sank to his knees shaking. “He had no idea what that’d do to our brains so instead he sent the next best thing. This here transmogrifier will compact out bodies down to the right size: took some serious calculations ’cause y’know we could’ve ended up as midgets but I think he got it. Only thing that sucks is you’re still gonna weigh 170lbs; you’re just a lot more dense. Displacing
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Re: France/Spain/shota!America & China/N Korea/S Korea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 3/?
anonymous
September 3 2010, 09:37:33 UTC
Pffffft, what the hell, Alfred? ♥ ... "Operation Pedobrows" should be canon, seriously. Maybe Alfred named all his suspicious "just in case" anti-British Empire stuff during that time period when he had all sorts of military plans against the UK and the colonies "just in case they were needed".
*waves at the strangely familiar author!anon, just in case!*
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anonymous
September 3 2010, 10:50:17 UTC
*waves back* I dunno how familiar I am; I've only done like 2 other fills ^^; Just wanted to say the mental pictures that this comment gave me are priceless. I keep picturing a giant wooden chest of rolled up plans on parchment complete with unflattering pictures and diagrams...
Re: France/Spain/shota!America & China/N Korea/SKorea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 4a/?
anonymous
September 4 2010, 01:13:26 UTC
America is definitely glad that he had the foresight to get a few cheeseburgers to go when they had stopped at McDonald’s earlier. By the time they get back it’s already past dinner and half the conference has apparently been looking for them. At least that’s what he hears France whisper sotto voce as he runs into him in the hallway. It’s strange to be mistaken for a British Territory, especially Montserrat -he’s half native with a perpetual cough for christssake- but it could be worse; he could be Canada. “Have you ever thought of joining the French Collective, mon petit chou?” France asks him with a smile that’s not entirely innocent and America is terribly tempted to see what concessions he might be able to wring from him instead
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Re: France/Spain/shota!America & China/N Korea/SKorea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 4b/?
anonymous
September 4 2010, 01:14:39 UTC
They both hear the footsteps and almost panic. Well, America did leave him a good opening... “Yeah? Well how about you eat it now, eh?” And with that he pounces. America as always hadn’t actually heard him and was caught off guard when he was suddenly tackled to the ground. He recovers fast, however and flips the two of them over easily. “Ha! You gotta wake up pretty early to get one over on me.” he grins down and then remembering their fight slaps him across the face. Operation Pedobrows Phase 3 is a go, he thinks triumphantly before Canada reaches up and grabs his vest, wedging a knee between them and flipping him over. Fuck! I forgot how strong he is... America is on his feet in an instant and once again the two lock horns like two young bucks fighting for mating rights.
Re: France/Spain/shota!America & China/N Korea/S Korea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 5/?
anonymous
September 4 2010, 01:19:17 UTC
“England is mine, canuck!” America yells remembering to put on a good show and Canada growls- a rather kittenish sound really considering their smaller bodies- and with a fistful of hair wrestles him back to the ground. “In your dreams, yank!” America rips the cravat and a few buttons from the vest and Matthew thinks- as he slaps at his brother’s head- that this is actually somewhat therapeutic. He’s careful to keep the smile off of his face, however and it occurs to him as America flips them and sits on his chest that England sure is taking a long time to come out of the banquet hall…
His eyes widen as he looks over America’s shoulder and catches a glimpse of France. Shit, he was supposed to be long gone!“Al-“ He squeaks out far too late
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Re: China/N Korea/S Korea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 6a/? (Canada)
anonymous
September 4 2010, 22:42:54 UTC
And here begin the fate of the two Amrica twins *snickers*. Thought I'd post the first bit for each to kick start things. Probably will slow down to work on other fills as well. Canada can feel the butterflies as he falls to his knees, quickly babbling his apologies in his usual soft voice being sure to speak in Standard. He’s heard China’s English accent before and it’s utterly atrocious. China rises slowly, grumbling about the lack of respect for elders, not even hearing Canada speak. He looks down with a small smile. It’s been awhile since he’s seen a proper kowtow
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Re: China/N Korea/S Korea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 7a/? (Canada)
anonymous
September 6 2010, 03:34:10 UTC
“Ah, where to begin,” he muses to himself as he starts to walk. “Come, come, I’ll begin at the beginning then.” Canada follows and he begins his tale. He’ll let Canada sort out fact from fiction. “I was born the second son to Emperor Ku. My name at birth was Taotang Shi. When I ascended the throne I was reborn Tang Yao. I don’t really remember when they begun calling me Wang Yao... perhaps during the warring states period?” he mumbles to himself thoughtfully. Canada swallows involuntarily as China takes himself on a small reminiscent road trip though the Zhou Dynasty. It strikes him in this moment how old he really is despite his youthful appearance and Canada has never felt so young and immature. Five hundred years suddenly seems like nothing; and really, he had become a nation so young it was all he could remember and had remained a child for so long after being reborn. No wonder they see us as so young; we really are. But that doesn’t mean that we’re the children they think we are. China looks over and catches “the look” as he’d
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Re: China/N Korea/S Korea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 8a/? (Canada)
anonymous
October 2 2010, 18:35:28 UTC
Good. Good, that makes it easy. if it’s just him I can do this. Alone in the room with him, Canada definitely feels the butterflies but dammit, he’s not going to be the one that chokes. He gives China a shy smile. “I... I’m glad. I guess it’s selfish of me but I’m glad it’s just the two of us.” He closes the distance between them and is about to reach out and attempt more physical contact- because even he knows that the more touching the closer he can get- and almost falls flat on his face when China suddenly manages some otherworldly maneuver and sidesteps him maintaing that perfectly oblivious facade. “Aiyah! Then we need food for company!” he exclaims going to fill the electric teapot next to what has to be an illegal hot plate in the large sitting room.
Canada shifts awkwardly trying to formulate a plan. Dammit, Al has it easy. Anyone can take their stupid clothes off and seduce France but what am I supposed to do with Yan Can Cook?! Canada doesn’t notice the amusement on China’s face as he glances discreetly in his direction.
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Re: China/N Korea/S Korea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 9a/? (Canada)
anonymous
October 2 2010, 18:42:49 UTC
And this is where I, like the ruler of Wei reply “How sincere is your affection for me! Forgetting your own appetite and thinking only of giving me good things to eat!” Ah, how naive! Clever, but I’m not biting just yet. China’s eyes are big and he waves it away just as the timer on the kettle beeps. “Oh no I couldn’t, those things give me hives!” Of course they don’t but Canada doesn’t need to know that and watching the twitch, and clear signs of aborted seduction he laughs as he stands. China offers no explanation as he goes to fix the tea and Canada practically glowers at the half eaten fruit when his back is turned. Does he know? Is this just another one of his stupid mind games or does he really suspect? Canada fidgets where he sits, planning and improvising. Okay so mimicking the stories of a thousand years ago isn’t doing it. Maybe he should take a page from America’s book after all
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Re: China/N Korea/S Korea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 10a/? (Canada)
anonymous
October 2 2010, 18:55:58 UTC
“Ah, you don’t have to give me anything but your attention,” He replies humbly. Canada licks his lips, forcing himself not to stare. England always told him when he’d fix the full intensity of those violet eyes on him it was unnerving. If anything, China too is equally eager and matches the expression. So now we come to it, do we? Alright, let’s see it. “Sure sure,” he waves a dismissive hand as he takes another sip of tea. As if he were once more Tang Yao granting favors to the court.
This is your last bid, isn’t it? China thinks to himself as Canada takes a deep breath. I look forward to it then. Whatever it is, he can tell that it won’t be so easily brushed aside with feigned obliviousness and as rarely as such thoughts come to him anymore, there’s an odd thrill at even the possibility of allowing himself to be seduced by the not so young nation. He wasn’t entirely honest, however, because while North and South Korea are out they won’t be out for much longer; almost if by magic the door swings open
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Re: China/N Korea/S Korea/shota!Canada Love of the Half Eaten Peach 11a/? (Canada)
anonymous
January 6 2011, 04:46:56 UTC
“There once was a noblewoman as rich as Liu Jin who, like him, believed that all that glittered was gold. One night she dreamt that she had given all her wealth to the gods and was given in turn a stairway to the heavens
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Anything Goes that's not US/UK
As you can see from the title the pairing is definitely not US/UK *falls over*
ALSO it says shota but it's more a case of (adult in child body) if that lessens the squick?
Don't let the beginning fool you... England doesn't get anything but drunk in this fic ;)
Last note (I swear): This takes place in the same universe as another fill I did at a fictional 2011 World Conference hosted by Japan but it's hardly necessary to read that. There's the barest hint of a mention of it.
Enjoy!
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“Those manipulative little bastards!” America exclaims for what seems to be the millionth time that night. “Did you see they way they were hanging all over him?!” He nearly slams the door on Canada’s face as they enter the hotel room. America’s already furiously pulling at the obi as he stomps through the living room. Neither ( ... )
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“So yeah the way it works, at least according to Tony, is that it compresses everything in your body down in size, even on a molecular level. I asked him why he couldn’t just make us younger instead and he reminded me that our brains would be similarly affected- whoa, you really don’t look so good.” I hope he doesn’t throw up. That’d be gross. “Anyway,” he continued on blithely as even as Canada sank to his knees shaking. “He had no idea what that’d do to our brains so instead he sent the next best thing. This here transmogrifier will compact out bodies down to the right size: took some serious calculations ’cause y’know we could’ve ended up as midgets but I think he got it. Only thing that sucks is you’re still gonna weigh 170lbs; you’re just a lot more dense. Displacing ( ... )
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*waves at the strangely familiar author!anon, just in case!*
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“Have you ever thought of joining the French Collective, mon petit chou?” France asks him with a smile that’s not entirely innocent and America is terribly tempted to see what concessions he might be able to wring from him instead ( ... )
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“Yeah? Well how about you eat it now, eh?” And with that he pounces. America as always hadn’t actually heard him and was caught off guard when he was suddenly tackled to the ground. He recovers fast, however and flips the two of them over easily.
“Ha! You gotta wake up pretty early to get one over on me.” he grins down and then remembering their fight slaps him across the face. Operation Pedobrows Phase 3 is a go, he thinks triumphantly before Canada reaches up and grabs his vest, wedging a knee between them and flipping him over. Fuck! I forgot how strong he is... America is on his feet in an instant and once again the two lock horns like two young bucks fighting for mating rights.
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“In your dreams, yank!” America rips the cravat and a few buttons from the vest and Matthew thinks- as he slaps at his brother’s head- that this is actually somewhat therapeutic. He’s careful to keep the smile off of his face, however and it occurs to him as America flips them and sits on his chest that England sure is taking a long time to come out of the banquet hall…
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“I... I’m glad. I guess it’s selfish of me but I’m glad it’s just the two of us.” He closes the distance between them and is about to reach out and attempt more physical contact- because even he knows that the more touching the closer he can get- and almost falls flat on his face when China suddenly manages some otherworldly maneuver and sidesteps him maintaing that perfectly oblivious facade.
“Aiyah! Then we need food for company!” he exclaims going to fill the electric teapot next to what has to be an illegal hot plate in the large sitting room.
Canada shifts awkwardly trying to formulate a plan. Dammit, Al has it easy. Anyone can take their stupid clothes off and seduce France but what am I supposed to do with Yan Can Cook?! Canada doesn’t notice the amusement on China’s face as he glances discreetly in his direction. ( ... )
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“Oh no I couldn’t, those things give me hives!” Of course they don’t but Canada doesn’t need to know that and watching the twitch, and clear signs of aborted seduction he laughs as he stands. China offers no explanation as he goes to fix the tea and Canada practically glowers at the half eaten fruit when his back is turned. Does he know? Is this just another one of his stupid mind games or does he really suspect? Canada fidgets where he sits, planning and improvising. Okay so mimicking the stories of a thousand years ago isn’t doing it. Maybe he should take a page from America’s book after all ( ... )
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“Sure sure,” he waves a dismissive hand as he takes another sip of tea. As if he were once more Tang Yao granting favors to the court.
This is your last bid, isn’t it? China thinks to himself as Canada takes a deep breath. I look forward to it then. Whatever it is, he can tell that it won’t be so easily brushed aside with feigned obliviousness and as rarely as such thoughts come to him anymore, there’s an odd thrill at even the possibility of allowing himself to be seduced by the not so young nation. He wasn’t entirely honest, however, because while North and South Korea are out they won’t be out for much longer; almost if by magic the door swings open ( ... )
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