On the Valentine's Day, the nations receives the packet in their locker/mailbox/office and eats it. What will it leads to, what pairings/threesomes/more, who's the sender? All up to good anons!
Maybe this can be some sort of little drabbles with various assortments of fills?
V-Day: Prologue (0/15)
anonymous
September 12 2010, 07:50:38 UTC
It would forever be known as the Valentine’s Day Fiasco.
But unlike the Christmas Day Debacle, the April Fool’s Day Disaster, or the Germany/Italy Valentine’s Day Failure, this Fiasco will never be spoken of, written about, or (god forbid) posted as a webcomic.
The infamous widely-repressed disaster of The Valentine’s Day Fiasco started as all Fiascos start.
With France.
“Hmf.” France sighed, gloriously bored. He was on lunch break from the world summit meeting, lounging on the balcony and watching the other nations picnic below. France would have joined, but grass? Ech. He was wearing his new white pants and did not need grass stains on them, s'il vous plaît.
It was such a shame, the long-haired blonde mused, as he idly stirred a drink. There was such a lack of amour this Valentine’s Day. USUK was off again with their on-again, off-again thing, SuFin’s relationship had been cooling off as of late (Sweden barely even bothered to call Finland his ‘wife’, anymore), and the whole Prussia/Hungary/Austria triangle just seemed
( ... )
V-Day (1a/15)
anonymous
September 13 2010, 03:40:32 UTC
Just because his bed is, like, empty tonight, doesn’t mean that he can’t indulge in sexy Valentine’s Day lingerie, Poland decided, as he hummed some strain of bubblegum pop in the darkened room and stripped to the nude. The first touch of silk against his skin made him purr.
The bra and panties were a soft pink - his favorite color! - trimmed with dark red ribbon he tied at jutting hipbones in perky bows. The thigh-high stockings were white lace, so he rolled them up very carefully, smoothing them along his soft, pale skin every few inches. They did cost a pretty penny, after all, and would be a bitch to replace. With a final flourish, Poland donned his fah-bulous silk robe and reached for the light switch.
Of course, he totally knew how hot he looked; he just wanted to do a little twirl in front of the full-length mirror mmmkay?
Poland’s hand faltered before it reached his intended destination, landing, instead, on the nearby wall as he clutched it for support.
What the hell?
“Ohhh…ahn!” The slim blonde gasped in surprise
( ... )
V-Day (1b/15)
anonymous
September 13 2010, 04:07:11 UTC
“D-don’t- What are you doing?! Stop!”
“Hmm…you got all the details, didn’t you?” Rome grinned with a satisfied expression, running a finger down Poland’s straining, leaking erection, earning a strangled moan from the blonde nation. With a sly glance at Poland’s flushed face, he began gently kneading the bulge. “I’m afraid I don’t understand the attraction of dressing like a female, but you seem to like it, don’t you?”
Poland found his knees buckling, even as his hips began thrusting shallowly, desperately into Rome’s grip. Weakly, he shook his head, stubborn to the end. “No…it was…t-the…” What? Poland’s next few words dissolved in his throat as Rome’s other hand began squeezing his ass, running teasing fingers around Poland’s crevice. “Oh! Oh…” was all the slim blonde nation could force out, as Rome turned his head and began nibbling at Poland’s perky pink nipples.
Well, Poland pretty much knew by now that he had been drugged. Otherwise, he would have, like, never let Rome tear off his panties like that (they were totally
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Uuuuuuuuuh, that was unexpectedly hot, and never in my life would I have expected that pairing. A+, anon. And I love your voice for Poland so much; it just hilarious: (like, what the hell? Wasn’t the guy a fucking ghost? Like, disappear already, God). And it's just fabulous that Poland knew for sure that he was drugged because he would never have let Rome rip off his expensive panties otherwise. XD
And dear god, I've been hoping for Greece/America the entire time I've been in this fandom. If I didn't love you already, I would just for that. :D And fingering and cuddling should always go together, yeah? ;D
I wonder how people's normal partners are going to react to all this? Then again, all normal partners not "on a break" with each other would already be rolling around in bed together from the second the meeting was out, I imagine!
OP HAS ARRIVED (AGAIN)
anonymous
September 13 2010, 06:14:43 UTC
PHEWWWW ANON!!!
Short and HOT! Never would have expected Rome and Poland pairing but jhdgsfaghjkjdhgshjd HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT AND HUMOUR SO AWESOMELY WOVEN TOGETHER? /CLINGS
Author!Anon
anonymous
September 13 2010, 22:12:24 UTC
Thanks for comments, anons!
anon1: Although I had no say in the crack!pairings (I literally loaded all the names into a random number picker and chose the pairings that way. Nerdy anon is nerdy.) I do think that Greece/US is amazingly adorable. And hopefully still will be, after my following fill. Oh, and there are no 'established partners' in this fill (because everyone will be in crack!pairs eventually...bwahahaha) although there are hints of what might have been/was. It makes me breathe a little easier to know I'm not breaking up a fictional fandom couple.
anon2: I'll try my hardest.
OP: For me, sex is funny. Hilarious, even. This is why my angsty fills always fail. XD Altho there might be a few romantic/fluff pieces coming up that are less funny.
anon4: Your request has been processed and accepted *rubberstamps* Russia/Korea will be either 3 or 4, depending on how frisky Turkey/Sweden is feeling. Anyone else up for suggesting crack!pairings is free to do so (especially OP) and I'll take them under consideration. BTW: Russia
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May I suggest...
anonymous
September 14 2010, 18:59:56 UTC
God, this is just so awesome. I like the way you described America in France's chapter, and how you completely changed your style when writing Poland. Who's awesome, by the wayXD. And Rome! Exactly the way I imagine him ;)
there's also something funny about France being the only one who's not in heat; well, he's always in heat, but whateverXD
As for crack!pairings...ok, some suggestions: Russia/Spain (or the other way around, frankly, I don't care about seme/uke roles). Germany/France is rare enough to qualify for this, even though they are not so 'crackish'. Ukraine/Prussia (well, yes, in THAT order) could be amusing. Hungary/Canada (obviously in that order, Hungary ALWAYS TOPS). England is difficult to crackpair, as he has a reasonable history and enough fics with just about anybody form the cast. But maybe England/Cuba? guilty peasure of mine (or England/Turkey, pirate/corsair action!)
Re: May I suggest...
anonymous
September 14 2010, 19:04:14 UTC
I thought "corsair" referred to French "pirates" in particular or just "pirates" in general; I never even knew about barbary pirates and Turkish corsairs before just now. Very cool! :D
V-Day (2a/15)
anonymous
September 25 2010, 23:13:49 UTC
Sorry for taking so long! Also, my Greece is a fail. It's so hard for me to write him!
America was a big boy. Everywhere, he liked to think, even though Canada was bigger.
For a Caucasian male of his awesome height and weight, the effects of 2.25 square centimeters of chocolate containing an estimated 2 grams of aphrodisiac (but who knows for sure, France just kind of slopped it in) would have been both insignificant and slow in coming. Especially since it was taken on a very full stomach. Expected symptoms for America (and other tall, heavy males) would include a mild flush/fever, mild sensitivity to touch, and heightened awareness of released pheromones. Hardly the recipe for a sex-crazed maniac. Yes, it would seem that France had greatly overestimated the ‘delicious result’ of a single square of chocolate.
America, however, had five. He would have had six, but Canada had been forgotten (yet again), and therefore could not have his stolen appropriated from him
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Requesting the attack of Chocolate Aphrodisiac.
On the Valentine's Day, the nations receives the packet in their locker/mailbox/office and eats it. What will it leads to, what pairings/threesomes/more, who's the sender? All up to good anons!
Maybe this can be some sort of little drabbles with various assortments of fills?
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It would forever be known as the Valentine’s Day Fiasco.
But unlike the Christmas Day Debacle, the April Fool’s Day Disaster, or the Germany/Italy Valentine’s Day Failure, this Fiasco will never be spoken of, written about, or (god forbid) posted as a webcomic.
The infamous widely-repressed disaster of The Valentine’s Day Fiasco started as all Fiascos start.
With France.
“Hmf.” France sighed, gloriously bored. He was on lunch break from the world summit meeting, lounging on the balcony and watching the other nations picnic below. France would have joined, but grass? Ech. He was wearing his new white pants and did not need grass stains on them, s'il vous plaît.
It was such a shame, the long-haired blonde mused, as he idly stirred a drink. There was such a lack of amour this Valentine’s Day. USUK was off again with their on-again, off-again thing, SuFin’s relationship had been cooling off as of late (Sweden barely even bothered to call Finland his ‘wife’, anymore), and the whole Prussia/Hungary/Austria triangle just seemed ( ... )
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This is charming so far. Please continue, anon!
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and ffff Rome/Poland. Looking forward to that like you don't even
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'TIS THE OP OF THE REQUEST!!
HAHAHAHA OMG ANON, IS FRANCE GOING TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL SOON XD (OR DID HE ALREADY, BY MENTIONING THE WEBCOMICS 89)
So far, this is funny and I love the way you characterize them. I can't wait for the next installment of this awesometastic fill! France FTW FOREVER!
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Just because his bed is, like, empty tonight, doesn’t mean that he can’t indulge in sexy Valentine’s Day lingerie, Poland decided, as he hummed some strain of bubblegum pop in the darkened room and stripped to the nude. The first touch of silk against his skin made him purr.
The bra and panties were a soft pink - his favorite color! - trimmed with dark red ribbon he tied at jutting hipbones in perky bows. The thigh-high stockings were white lace, so he rolled them up very carefully, smoothing them along his soft, pale skin every few inches. They did cost a pretty penny, after all, and would be a bitch to replace. With a final flourish, Poland donned his fah-bulous silk robe and reached for the light switch.
Of course, he totally knew how hot he looked; he just wanted to do a little twirl in front of the full-length mirror mmmkay?
Poland’s hand faltered before it reached his intended destination, landing, instead, on the nearby wall as he clutched it for support.
What the hell?
“Ohhh…ahn!” The slim blonde gasped in surprise ( ... )
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“D-don’t- What are you doing?! Stop!”
“Hmm…you got all the details, didn’t you?” Rome grinned with a satisfied expression, running a finger down Poland’s straining, leaking erection, earning a strangled moan from the blonde nation. With a sly glance at Poland’s flushed face, he began gently kneading the bulge. “I’m afraid I don’t understand the attraction of dressing like a female, but you seem to like it, don’t you?”
Poland found his knees buckling, even as his hips began thrusting shallowly, desperately into Rome’s grip. Weakly, he shook his head, stubborn to the end. “No…it was…t-the…” What? Poland’s next few words dissolved in his throat as Rome’s other hand began squeezing his ass, running teasing fingers around Poland’s crevice. “Oh! Oh…” was all the slim blonde nation could force out, as Rome turned his head and began nibbling at Poland’s perky pink nipples.
Well, Poland pretty much knew by now that he had been drugged. Otherwise, he would have, like, never let Rome tear off his panties like that (they were totally ( ... )
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And dear god, I've been hoping for Greece/America the entire time I've been in this fandom. If I didn't love you already, I would just for that. :D And fingering and cuddling should always go together, yeah? ;D
I wonder how people's normal partners are going to react to all this? Then again, all normal partners not "on a break" with each other would already be rolling around in bed together from the second the meeting was out, I imagine!
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stop being so awesome...
...after you finish this fill.
Kthnx drive-by!anon
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Short and HOT! Never would have expected Rome and Poland pairing but jhdgsfaghjkjdhgshjd HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT AND HUMOUR SO AWESOMELY WOVEN TOGETHER? /CLINGS
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anon1: Although I had no say in the crack!pairings (I literally loaded all the names into a random number picker and chose the pairings that way. Nerdy anon is nerdy.) I do think that Greece/US is amazingly adorable. And hopefully still will be, after my following fill. Oh, and there are no 'established partners' in this fill (because everyone will be in crack!pairs eventually...bwahahaha) although there are hints of what might have been/was. It makes me breathe a little easier to know I'm not breaking up a fictional fandom couple.
anon2: I'll try my hardest.
OP: For me, sex is funny. Hilarious, even. This is why my angsty fills always fail. XD Altho there might be a few romantic/fluff pieces coming up that are less funny.
anon4: Your request has been processed and accepted *rubberstamps* Russia/Korea will be either 3 or 4, depending on how frisky Turkey/Sweden is feeling. Anyone else up for suggesting crack!pairings is free to do so (especially OP) and I'll take them under consideration. BTW: Russia ( ... )
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there's also something funny about France being the only one who's not in heat; well, he's always in heat, but whateverXD
As for crack!pairings...ok, some suggestions: Russia/Spain (or the other way around, frankly, I don't care about seme/uke roles).
Germany/France is rare enough to qualify for this, even though they are not so 'crackish'. Ukraine/Prussia (well, yes, in THAT order) could be amusing. Hungary/Canada (obviously in that order, Hungary ALWAYS TOPS).
England is difficult to crackpair, as he has a reasonable history and enough fics with just about anybody form the cast. But maybe England/Cuba? guilty peasure of mine (or England/Turkey, pirate/corsair action!)
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America was a big boy. Everywhere, he liked to think, even though Canada was bigger.
For a Caucasian male of his awesome height and weight, the effects of 2.25 square centimeters of chocolate containing an estimated 2 grams of aphrodisiac (but who knows for sure, France just kind of slopped it in) would have been both insignificant and slow in coming. Especially since it was taken on a very full stomach. Expected symptoms for America (and other tall, heavy males) would include a mild flush/fever, mild sensitivity to touch, and heightened awareness of released pheromones. Hardly the recipe for a sex-crazed maniac. Yes, it would seem that France had greatly overestimated the ‘delicious result’ of a single square of chocolate.
America, however, had five. He would have had six, but Canada had been forgotten (yet again), and therefore could not have his stolen appropriated from him ( ... )
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