Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum (2/2)
anonymous
December 16 2010, 23:15:43 UTC
England hissed and grabbed hold of the headboard. Using his new freedom and leverage, he pushed his hips back, taking the bottle and Russia's finger's deeper than before
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It wouldn't be the weirdest thing we've had people come in complaining of. You'd be surprised what kind of shit people put up their ass. So glad that's not my job.
And yes, we do get a good laugh when people like that come in to the ER. Well except for the poor guy who has to get it out.
Author!anon
anonymous
December 17 2010, 17:48:07 UTC
Thank you, everyone! I'm glad people managed to enjoy this.
England did have a lucky escape here and, to be honest, I really don't think this would be the first time England "fell" on something like that. (He was just putting up his curtains in the nude, as you do, when he slipped. It was a terrible accident and you can stop laughing now, thank you.)
And to 'emptying' anon down there, feel free to replace it with ejaculated/came/spewed his lovejuices/released his milky funspunk ok I'm going to stop there.
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anonymous
December 17 2010, 20:09:40 UTC
... Someday I'm going to write glorious, glorious porn and ruin it at the end with "released his milky funspunk" in honor your sense of humor, Author!anon. XDDD
Re: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum (2/2)
anonymous
December 17 2010, 07:55:26 UTC
Uh, I'm not sure if you're making fun of the word "emptying" or seriously asking, but if you're serious? It's just a euphemism for coming/ejaculation/etc.
Re: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum (2/2)
anonymous
December 18 2010, 10:49:04 UTC
D: Is it bad that I now desperately need a rematch? o3o This is amazing, but what's almost (but not nearly as amazing) are all the comments for this. I haven't laughed this hard since the epic of Russia the raep truck. (For both the story and the aftermath.) Thank you anon for your amazing skills in the most amazing of all the couples!
England being fucked with a wine/rum/whiskey bottle.England couldn't help but think, as he lay face down on the bed, moaning wantonly, that this wasn't quite what he had planned ( ... )
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And remember, kids, sex acts like this end with every doctor, nurse, and patient in the emergency room laughing at you for the rest of your life. XD
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And yes, we do get a good laugh when people like that come in to the ER. Well except for the poor guy who has to get it out.
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England did have a lucky escape here and, to be honest, I really don't think this would be the first time England "fell" on something like that. (He was just putting up his curtains in the nude, as you do, when he slipped. It was a terrible accident and you can stop laughing now, thank you.)
And to 'emptying' anon down there, feel free to replace it with ejaculated/came/spewed his lovejuices/released his milky funspunk ok I'm going to stop there.
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Great job anon. :D
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Great job, anon.
Uh, captcha? How am I supposed to enter an upside down word?
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Hm, when England empties himself, what is he emptying?
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ohgodenglandstopstopstop!somethingreallybadmighthappen! D:
Still, good job anon.
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