France/America, internet snark and UST
anonymous
October 16 2010, 04:31:38 UTC
From textsfromlastnight: I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some French dude.
And later this one was posted: Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
France and America being snarky to each other with texting/twitter/warring facebook statuses, a thick layer of UST under the bickering, possibly during the "Freedom Fries/Freedom Toast" era. Sexting (or sexing) ending optional.
Bonus: it happens at a summit/meeting/whatnot and France and America spend the whole time either insulting each out outright, or ignoring the meeting so they can twitter about how much the other sucks and how they definitely don't want to have sex with him and are certainly not in denial about this.
Meet Me on Omegle [1a/?]
anonymous
October 22 2010, 03:18:37 UTC
Here we go!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones is enjoying his freedom fries ;)
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland You bloody wanker, we’re in the middle of a conference! Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Cool it old man, it’s not like anyone is presenting. Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams I was presenting! People couldn’t hear me over how loud you were chewing! Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Uh… who are you, dude?
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy it looks as if L’Amerique has gained a few kilos. Perhaps it would do him well to cut back on les pommes frites?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland Not that I ever expected to agree with you, frog, but just watching him eat is sickening. Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I’m not fat! Wait, what’s a kilo?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones ► Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I can help you with this if you don’t know how it works
( ... )
Meet Me on Omegle [1b/3]
anonymous
October 22 2010, 03:24:18 UTC
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy “America is the only nation in history which, miraculously, has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.” - Georges Clemenceau
Lovino ‘South ITALY’ Vargas CAN’T A GUY FUCKING HARVEST HIS TOMATOES WITHOUT SEEING YOUR LOVER’S QUARREL ALL OVER HIS FRONT PAGE?!
10 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Wonders how many STDs France’s got. Judging by how dirty Paris is, I’d say a LOT.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland needs booze.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Where’d Uncle Scotty go? Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland Never speak of him again.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy 5 Euros says L’Amerique is a virgin.
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt 100 EUROS! Ludwig ‘Germany’ (Withheld) Brother, you don’t have any Euros. Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt no, but u do!
Meet Me on Omegle [1c/3 + notes]
anonymous
October 22 2010, 03:30:39 UTC
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas V-Ve…? Something hit me! My siesta is ruined!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I need your help. How do you know if someone is flirting with you? And if… maybe you were flirting with them back? Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas Hm… well, did they do or say stuff to you that would make you sad if someone else said it but since it was them you sort of liked it? Are they smiling at you lots and lots? Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Uh, I don’t know man. Make it easier! Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas Well, um… oh! Like the stuff you and big brother Francis were doing right now, that’s flirting! 34 people like this. Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …Shit.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy ►Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Je veux être avec toi.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …What’s that mean? You’d better not be posting lies on my wall! Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I want to be with you :) 29 people like this. Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones W-Why would you post that?! Francis
( ... )
This is a thing of beauty! You've no worry about it not having enough snark or humor, because I was cracking up every other line. Seriously, this is beautiful and perfect and I WAIT WITH BATED BREATH FOR UPDATES ♥ (whenever you have time, of course.)
Re: Meet Me on Omegle [1c/3 + notes]
anonymous
October 22 2010, 12:22:32 UTC
PERFECT. This is cute, snarky, HILARIOUS, and brilliant. The formatting is amazing, the use of all the characters is fantastic (oh god, Lovino and his tomatoes...), and you are amazing. Seriously, I can't get over how perfect the formatting is. I know you said you were worried about it, but stop worrying, anon! It is great. It was instantly recognizable but easy to follow and ridiculously funny. <3
Meet Me on Omegle [2a/3]
anonymous
October 24 2010, 01:23:34 UTC
omgomgomgomg all that praise is going to go to my head, you guys! thank you sosososososoooooooooo much to everyone who commented on the last chapter, and i hope you all enjoy this one~ >w<
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For the first time since the meeting ended, America minimized his Facebook window. Smiling a little as he was greeted with the wallpaper of none other than his devilishly handsome self, he signed on to MSN messenger with a bubble of excitement in his stomach. America didn’t dare look up, at the man across the table who’d been throwing him wanton looks for the past while, but when France’s foot nudged his ever so gently, he unwillingly went pink to the tips of his ears.
The Hero has just signed on.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞ has just signed on.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: Hello, mon cher~
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: *strides into the room, tugging his tie off and pressing it into his pocket, undoing his shirt buttons*
Meet Me on Omegle [2b/3]
anonymous
October 24 2010, 01:32:47 UTC
The Hero: I’m not!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: I can see you. I’m sitting across the table, mon coeur, not across the ocean. Though, if you would like to do this again someday, I wouldn’t mind.
The Hero: …
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: How about we make a deal? You continue to palm yourself, just like that, and I’ll treat you very, very well ;)
The Hero: C-Crazy pervert… f-fine! G-Go ahead…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: *smiles, freeing Las Vegas from its prison* Oh look, Canada was wrong; the rash has faded!
The Hero: I never had a rash!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: *chuckles, cupping the excited, wet sex and pressing the tip to lips*
The Hero: *…s-shudders*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: *gives a soft smile, closing mouth over the tip and suckling softly*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: …Mon cher, was that a moan
( ... )
And later this one was posted: Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
France and America being snarky to each other with texting/twitter/warring facebook statuses, a thick layer of UST under the bickering, possibly during the "Freedom Fries/Freedom Toast" era. Sexting (or sexing) ending optional.
Bonus: it happens at a summit/meeting/whatnot and France and America spend the whole time either insulting each out outright, or ignoring the meeting so they can twitter about how much the other sucks and how they definitely don't want to have sex with him and are certainly not in denial about this.
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Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones is enjoying his freedom fries ;)
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland You bloody wanker, we’re in the middle of a conference!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Cool it old man, it’s not like anyone is presenting.
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams I was presenting! People couldn’t hear me over how loud you were chewing!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Uh… who are you, dude?
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy it looks as if L’Amerique has gained a few kilos. Perhaps it would do him well to cut back on les pommes frites?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland Not that I ever expected to agree with you, frog, but just watching him eat is sickening.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I’m not fat! Wait, what’s a kilo?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones ► Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I can help you with this if you don’t know how it works ( ... )
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Lovino ‘South ITALY’ Vargas CAN’T A GUY FUCKING HARVEST HIS TOMATOES WITHOUT SEEING YOUR LOVER’S QUARREL ALL OVER HIS FRONT PAGE?!
10 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Wonders how many STDs France’s got. Judging by how dirty Paris is, I’d say a LOT.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland needs booze.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Where’d Uncle Scotty go?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland Never speak of him again.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy 5 Euros says L’Amerique is a virgin.
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt 100 EUROS!
Ludwig ‘Germany’ (Withheld) Brother, you don’t have any Euros.
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt no, but u do!
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas ► ( ... )
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Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I need your help. How do you know if someone is flirting with you? And if… maybe you were flirting with them back?
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas Hm… well, did they do or say stuff to you that would make you sad if someone else said it but since it was them you sort of liked it? Are they smiling at you lots and lots?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Uh, I don’t know man. Make it easier!
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas Well, um… oh! Like the stuff you and big brother Francis were doing right now, that’s flirting!
34 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …Shit.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy ►Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Je veux être avec toi.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …What’s that mean? You’d better not be posting lies on my wall!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I want to be with you :)
29 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones W-Why would you post that?!
Francis ( ... )
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Can't wait for more!
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SO AWESOME. More awesome than freedom fries.
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I'm eagerly awaiting more ^^
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I think my favourite line was actually Turkey's, about Greece and moussakaXD
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For the first time since the meeting ended, America minimized his Facebook window. Smiling a little as he was greeted with the wallpaper of none other than his devilishly handsome self, he signed on to MSN messenger with a bubble of excitement in his stomach.
America didn’t dare look up, at the man across the table who’d been throwing him wanton looks for the past while, but when France’s foot nudged his ever so gently, he unwillingly went pink to the tips of his ears.
The Hero has just signed on.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞ has just signed on.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: Hello, mon cher~
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: *strides into the room, tugging his tie off and pressing it into his pocket, undoing his shirt buttons*
The Hero: ( ... )
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❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: I can see you. I’m sitting across the table, mon coeur, not across the ocean. Though, if you would like to do this again someday, I wouldn’t mind.
The Hero: …
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: How about we make a deal? You continue to palm yourself, just like that, and I’ll treat you very, very well ;)
The Hero: C-Crazy pervert… f-fine! G-Go ahead…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: *smiles, freeing Las Vegas from its prison* Oh look, Canada was wrong; the rash has faded!
The Hero: I never had a rash!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: *chuckles, cupping the excited, wet sex and pressing the tip to lips*
The Hero: *…s-shudders*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: *gives a soft smile, closing mouth over the tip and suckling softly*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas.❞: …Mon cher, was that a moan ( ... )
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