UK/US - Quoting in Bed
anonymous
October 16 2010, 05:15:55 UTC
This idea based around the imagined scenario of America using the quote "Hi-ho Silver! Away~!" while, erm, riding England.
You don't have to use that quote in particular, but I'd like to see America quoting the most absurd things in bed. Either really awkwardly appropriate quotes (like the example) or something incredibly annoying that you just don't want to think about while having sex.
Crack, smut, whatever you want, just please have some lulz in there.
Bonus - England gets fed up with America being unable to keep his mouth shut and tops the living hell out of him just to keep him quiet for once.
Frankly, My Dear, Shut the Hell Up! [1a/2]
anonymous
October 18 2010, 03:55:54 UTC
England considered himself a patient man, and a very lucky one as well. He and America had been dating for over a year, mainly due to an obnoxious Frenchman and his idea to see who was the most loved for Valentine’s Day. Their relationship had been a rocky, but very successful one. America could, and would, eat England’s cooking, they’d go to movies and plays together, sometimes they’d just sit at home (which ever one they were at that time) and play video games (which England enjoyed because America was such a back-seat gamer he would wrap his hands around the Englishman’s and guide him through the level). The sex however
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Frankly, My Dear, Shut the Hell Up! [1b/2]
anonymous
October 18 2010, 03:57:59 UTC
England had made the initial pass that night by sliding his tongue demandingly along the American’s teeth during a kiss. His lover had broken the kiss, smiled at him and said, "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you
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Frankly, My Dear, Shut the Hell Up! Part 1 Notes
anonymous
October 18 2010, 04:10:07 UTC
The title comes from "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." from Gone With the Wind. “The British are coming!” - Paul Revere “…to boldly go where no man has gone before!” - Star Trek: The Original Series “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” - A Streetcar Named Desire “I am big! It's the pictures that got small.” - Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard “Show me the money!” - Jerry Maguire “…no place like home.” - The Wizard of Oz “I’ll be back.” - The Terminator “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” - Jaws “A boys best friend is his mother.” - Psycho “I’m king of the world!” - Titanic “Here’s Johnny!” - The Shining “Is it safe?” - The Marathon Man “Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!” - Scarface “Here’s looking at you, kid.” - Casablanca "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you?" - The Graduate "Fasten your seat-belts. It's going to be a bumpy night." - All About Eve
Re: Frankly, My Dear, Shut the Hell Up! [2a/2]
anonymous
October 20 2010, 03:23:49 UTC
A wolfish grin spread across England’s face as he leaned over his restrained lover. “Now pet,” he said while caressing America’s cheek, “oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse
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Frankly, My Dear, Shut the Hell Up! [2b/2]
anonymous
October 20 2010, 03:26:14 UTC
Next England pulled away from the restrained American and removed his clothes, unveiling his alabaster skin and his own erect member. England paused in extracting his revenge from his lover and gazed into America’s sapphire eyes, tempted beyond measure to tell him exactly how much he loves him and wants this to work, but he reminded himself that he is here to teach America a lesson and instead settled for saying, “If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more
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Re: Frankly, My Dear, Shut the Hell Up! Part 2 Notes
anonymous
October 20 2010, 06:54:15 UTC
Oh my, I so love a pissed off topping!England. It makes it all so hot! *giggles* America deserved that (heez, the "bigger boat" one was so mean xD)
I always had the thought that England would be better than America in bed - See who are his neighbors (France, Spain, Italy, Portugal, etc...) and ex-colony India (kama sutra!)
And Jane Austen's quote - I didn't know that one, but her style is so unique that we instantly know smt is hers when we see it.
OMFG I AM SHAMEFULLY TURNED ON NOW, NO KIDDING This is the single most alluring and sexy England I have ever read. EVER. Holy, shit. Wow. I-I can't even give voice to what I think about this. Maybe I experienced such a strong reaction because I imagine England as the most exquisite reciter ever, which coupled with his caresses and tender ministrations makes for a very enticing lover, and probably you just made me discover I have a poetry kink or something...but this was seriously hot, in every single way. Gosh, your England <3<3<3 (have you written more England around here? Because I'd love to read it...)
I- You- Ahhh...ha...heh... Woah. I think my brain just died and went to heaven. I don't even...omigod. That was awesome!
America was so very precious in his fail (or is it win, with the hilarity?), and MY LORD, ENGLAND! Good God, I wasn't sure he could be that hot with his language. And I'm so thrown by liking that last line so much...I usually hate Dickens. What have you done to me?! I love you!!
Well done, anon! I humbly offer up all the rewards I can get my hands on, including (but not limited to) chocolate, flowers, my heart, and anything you want!
You don't have to use that quote in particular, but I'd like to see America quoting the most absurd things in bed. Either really awkwardly appropriate quotes (like the example) or something incredibly annoying that you just don't want to think about while having sex.
Crack, smut, whatever you want, just please have some lulz in there.
Bonus - England gets fed up with America being unable to keep his mouth shut and tops the living hell out of him just to keep him quiet for once.
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“The British are coming!” - Paul Revere
“…to boldly go where no man has gone before!” - Star Trek: The Original Series
“I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” - A Streetcar Named Desire
“I am big! It's the pictures that got small.” - Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard
“Show me the money!” - Jerry Maguire
“…no place like home.” - The Wizard of Oz
“I’ll be back.” - The Terminator
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” - Jaws
“A boys best friend is his mother.” - Psycho
“I’m king of the world!” - Titanic
“Here’s Johnny!” - The Shining
“Is it safe?” - The Marathon Man
“Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!” - Scarface
“Here’s looking at you, kid.” - Casablanca
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you?" - The Graduate
"Fasten your seat-belts. It's going to be a bumpy night." - All About Eve
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This is great!
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*giggles* America deserved that (heez, the "bigger boat" one was so mean xD)
I always had the thought that England would be better than America in bed - See who are his neighbors (France, Spain, Italy, Portugal, etc...) and ex-colony India (kama sutra!)
And Jane Austen's quote - I didn't know that one, but her style is so unique that we instantly know smt is hers when we see it.
You used some awesome authors here!
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This was such an amazing fill :)
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This is the single most alluring and sexy England I have ever read. EVER. Holy, shit. Wow. I-I can't even give voice to what I think about this. Maybe I experienced such a strong reaction because I imagine England as the most exquisite reciter ever, which coupled with his caresses and tender ministrations makes for a very enticing lover, and probably you just made me discover I have a poetry kink or something...but this was seriously hot, in every single way. Gosh, your England <3<3<3
(have you written more England around here? Because I'd love to read it...)
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Who are you and why are you living in my mind?
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America was so very precious in his fail (or is it win, with the hilarity?), and MY LORD, ENGLAND! Good God, I wasn't sure he could be that hot with his language. And I'm so thrown by liking that last line so much...I usually hate Dickens. What have you done to me?! I love you!!
Well done, anon! I humbly offer up all the rewards I can get my hands on, including (but not limited to) chocolate, flowers, my heart, and anything you want!
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This is my first kink meme fill, but I'm working on two more USUK fics on lj.
Another kink meme prompt: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=56646166#t56646166
And I suppose this will de-anon me... http://community.livejournal.com/usxuk/999033.html?thread=10966137#t10966137
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