UK/US? - England is so British, he cums tea
anonymous
October 27 2010, 18:32:48 UTC
Exactly what it says.
Pairing not even really necessary, actually. Just make it happen in any way you see fit! Can be anyone but France if there's another party involved, but anon is massive UK/US fangirl.
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anonymous
October 29 2010, 02:42:16 UTC
Tea.
He came fucking tea.
In America's mouth.
England looks down, trying to look apologetic, but the attempt is covered up by half-lidded, lust-filled eyes. "I... yeah, probably should've told you beforehand, fuck..."
America doesn't respond, opting instead to bury his head in the covers and try not to think about the fact that England's tea was extremely delicious. He can still taste it, too, if he sucks on his teeth enough to coax any spare droplets out of the tiny gaps between them.
But... still. What the fuck.
America can hear England shakily pulling up his jeans (that he really didn't like but still wore because America bought them for him) and zipping them up, shielding the tea-spewing appendage from sight.
... did America just mentally call England's dick an appendage? Fuck, that guy really was rubbing off on him, wasn't he
( ... )
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anonymous
October 29 2010, 02:53:41 UTC
Holy fuck, I think I love you. You just made me laugh so hard I almost fell out of my chair. (And I'm never going to be able to have a cuppa without laughing again.) :D
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anonymous
October 29 2010, 03:43:39 UTC
"Wait." America just realizes something, something that makes his stomach unsure of whether to drop or get rid of his lunch. "So... does that mean that all those times when you offered me tea at your place, it was..."
England turns red, redder than ketchup. "O-of course not, you pervert! Why on earth would I serve you my-"
... oh geez, I-I was KIND OF thinking about this too *shot and dies*
Oh, anon, I was having such a crappy day, and then THIS TURNED EVERYTHING AROUND! *happy loling tears*
You cannot even properly appreciate the amusement you have brought me. Please, have my soul, my firstborn, and my everlasting gratitude for this utter hilarity!
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anonymous
October 29 2010, 17:02:39 UTC
Oh god, bookmarking for-fucking-EVER! :D
And this? America pokes his head through a gap in the covers, choosing not to read the atmosphere. As usual. "Look, England, I'm a turtle. Turtle-turtle." He's not really sure what sound a turtle makes, if they even make one at all. America must have tried this at some point in his life, seriously.
Pairing not even really necessary, actually. Just make it happen in any way you see fit! Can be anyone but France if there's another party involved, but anon is massive UK/US fangirl.
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He came fucking tea.
In America's mouth.
England looks down, trying to look apologetic, but the attempt is covered up by half-lidded, lust-filled eyes. "I... yeah, probably should've told you beforehand, fuck..."
America doesn't respond, opting instead to bury his head in the covers and try not to think about the fact that England's tea was extremely delicious. He can still taste it, too, if he sucks on his teeth enough to coax any spare droplets out of the tiny gaps between them.
But... still. What the fuck.
America can hear England shakily pulling up his jeans (that he really didn't like but still wore because America bought them for him) and zipping them up, shielding the tea-spewing appendage from sight.
... did America just mentally call England's dick an appendage? Fuck, that guy really was rubbing off on him, wasn't he ( ... )
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(And I'm never going to be able to have a cuppa without laughing again.) :D
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England likes tea from India *nudge nudge wink wink*
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England turns red, redder than ketchup. "O-of course not, you pervert! Why on earth would I serve you my-"
... oh geez, I-I was KIND OF thinking about this too *shot and dies*
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You cannot even properly appreciate the amusement you have brought me. Please, have my soul, my firstborn, and my everlasting gratitude for this utter hilarity!
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Excellent work, anon!!
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And this? America pokes his head through a gap in the covers, choosing not to read the atmosphere. As usual. "Look, England, I'm a turtle. Turtle-turtle." He's not really sure what sound a turtle makes, if they even make one at all. America must have tried this at some point in his life, seriously.
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"So... does that mean that all those times when you offered me tea at your place, it was..."
AMIGAAAAAAAAD
/goes off to prepare another cup of tea
/shot
^^
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I wonder if I could translate it into Spanish and post it to the Spanish APH LJ Community~
Thanks!
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something
i wrote
*implodes*
That would be fantastic! 8D
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See you and keep writing awesome stuff!
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