England/America + France/Canada, matchmaking
anonymous
November 28 2010, 23:41:52 UTC
I've seen a lot of fics in which Canada or France act as matchmakers for England/America. I want the reverse scenario: England and America are together and decide to help the other two. As anyone can imagine, neither England nor America are good when it comes to love-advice, what with being all tsundere and oblivious.
Operation Hook France and Canada Up (1)
anonymous
January 9 2011, 00:20:24 UTC
Canada was drunk. America felt the quick thrill of “brace yourself!” that he always got when going out to drink with England, but reminded himself that this was Canada. His little brother was a lot nicer and -
“I’m so lonely!” Canada wailed, clinging to America. “You stupid - you left me for England and now I have no one! I didn’t even like hanging out with you and now I miiiiss iiiiiit! Idiot!”
America patted him on the head. It was nice to know that Canada had inherited something from England. “I didn’t leave you. I’m still your awesome big brother
( ... )
Operation Hook France and Canada Up (3)
anonymous
January 9 2011, 00:25:32 UTC
Long used to hearing threats, France nodded. He considered asking what America was talking about, but decided he was better off not knowing.
“Awesome!” America clapped him on the back. “Now then, excuse me but I have this wicked strong taste for some French fries!” He cheerfully sauntered in the house.
There were a lot of things the now-alone France could ask. What the hell just happened? or Who said you could just go into my house and eat my food?, but what he finally settled on was, “How many times do I have to tell you that French fries are Belgian?xxx
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Re: Operation Hook France and Canada Up (3)
anonymous
January 9 2011, 00:36:08 UTC
This is so completely awesome I might cry. The banter you've got between England/America, America/Canada and France/America is brilliant. I love how England is so pleased with America being out for France's blood and discovering things in common (only to take it back) and how embarrassed America gets.
Operation Hook France and Canada Up (4)
anonymous
January 10 2011, 00:04:53 UTC
Thank you all so much for the lovely comments :3 And I admit I too have a weakness for England spouting pet names, so it's nice to see I'm not the only one. Continuing on...
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“Operation Hook France and Canada Up, Although If That Frenchie Hurts My Little Bro I’ll Pwn Him” Step One: sappy romantic dateCanada had been “kidnapped” by someone and blindfolded, and while normally he would have worried about this, the fact was that America couldn’t stop giggling and it was clearly giving him away. “Oh no, foul kidnapper, please don’t hurt me,” he deadpanned
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Operation Hook France and Canada Up (5)
anonymous
January 10 2011, 00:06:56 UTC
England’s polite façade fell and he put down the wine, reached into the pocket of his apron and pressed the button to France’s shock collar, causing the older nation to fall to the floor in spasms. Canada looked at England with the largest violet eyes he’d ever seen, clearly yet silently pleading SAVE ME, but instead England smiled and poured him a glass of wine. Canada gulped it down even as France recovered himself
( ... )
Operation Hook France and Canada Up (6)
anonymous
January 10 2011, 00:08:14 UTC
China dropped Kumajirou off at Canada’s house later that night. As predicted he was now black and white spotted, but Canada didn’t mind. He had a date, with France!
“CANADA!” the bear cried, latching on to his leg. China huffed something about ingrates and left.
Canada beamed. Not only did he have a date, with France, but Mr. Kumajirou knew his name!
This was the best day ever!
xxx
“Operation Hook France and Canada Up, Although If That Frenchie Hurts My Little Bro I’ll Pwn Him” Step Two: jealousy
“Sooo Caaanaaadaaa,” America crooned, smirking, “to help make your loneliness go away, I found you a new boyfriend!”
Canada froze in the middle of the hall. Kumajirou, spots still fading, peeked over his shoulder before squeaking and hiding in his arms. “Eh?” He glanced over his own shoulder.
Happy ending, please.
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“I’m so lonely!” Canada wailed, clinging to America. “You stupid - you left me for England and now I have no one! I didn’t even like hanging out with you and now I miiiiss iiiiiit! Idiot!”
America patted him on the head. It was nice to know that Canada had inherited something from England. “I didn’t leave you. I’m still your awesome big brother ( ... )
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“Awesome!” America clapped him on the back. “Now then, excuse me but I have this wicked strong taste for some French fries!” He cheerfully sauntered in the house.
There were a lot of things the now-alone France could ask. What the hell just happened? or Who said you could just go into my house and eat my food?, but what he finally settled on was, “How many times do I have to tell you that French fries are Belgian?xxx ( ... )
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Will be eagerly waiting for more.
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Waiting eagerly for updates.
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*gets out marshmallows*
*sings*
Hmmm? Oh, don't mind me, I'll just be here... waiting... WAITING...
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:D!
This is excellent! Waiting eagerly for more, author!anon!
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Love, hysterically laughing anon.
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"He raised him well"
LOL FOREVER!!!!
Also, I love England using pet names. It makes me weak on the knees.
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“Operation Hook France and Canada Up, Although If That Frenchie Hurts My Little Bro I’ll Pwn Him” Step One: sappy romantic dateCanada had been “kidnapped” by someone and blindfolded, and while normally he would have worried about this, the fact was that America couldn’t stop giggling and it was clearly giving him away. “Oh no, foul kidnapper, please don’t hurt me,” he deadpanned ( ... )
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“CANADA!” the bear cried, latching on to his leg. China huffed something about ingrates and left.
Canada beamed. Not only did he have a date, with France, but Mr. Kumajirou knew his name!
This was the best day ever!
xxx
“Operation Hook France and Canada Up, Although If That Frenchie Hurts My Little Bro I’ll Pwn Him” Step Two: jealousy
“Sooo Caaanaaadaaa,” America crooned, smirking, “to help make your loneliness go away, I found you a new boyfriend!”
Canada froze in the middle of the hall. Kumajirou, spots still fading, peeked over his shoulder before squeaking and hiding in his arms. “Eh?” He glanced over his own shoulder.
“He’s a cutie,” Poland said with a bright smile.
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TBC, bum bum buuuuuum...
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you must be in my head. i LOVE America and England bonding over cruelty to France. i love it.
i'll be watching this~ <3
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