Accidental magic US/UK
anonymous
October 23 2010, 19:24:45 UTC
England comes to a meeting with a really bad cold and every time he sneezes, he accidentally performs magic on the people around him. What the exact effect is will be left up to anon. Eventually things get so out of control due to the effects of the magic that America decides to be the hero and take him home to make him better so that everything can go back to normal. It's not easy when the prolonged exposure to England and his accidental magic keeps doing stranger and stranger things to him. Hoping for something lighthearted and silly rather than drama :)
What is the boy, five? How could he have ever been …. Been attracted to this sniveling, whiny little childWith a puff of extraordinarily effeminate coloured smoke and sparkles, England has a lapful of naked, warm America, and when all that softwarmgold skin is revealed, he suddenly remembers why he is attracted to the sniveling, whiney little child. England shifts, covers starting to feel a little restrictive, and finds that he cannot look straight, for then he would be staring into slowly brightening blueblue eyes, he cannot look down for then he would be staring at America adorable, dark coloured nipples, and he cannot look further down, for then he would be staring at … Florida
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Re: My Grandest Creation [5/??]
anonymous
November 17 2010, 12:23:12 UTC
Author!anon, you're kind of amazing. Seriously, I can't stop laughing; these are my favorite three sentences forever:
“Why?” England breathes, completely entranced, almost able to hear softly swelling romantic music.
“I’ve gotta piss and I can’t reach my dick.”
And the instruments playing said music are suddenly thrown into a wood chipper.
Pfft, and that ending? Hell, I didn't know it was even possible to have good comedic timing in fiction -- as opposed to acting or telling jokes -- but you've got it down perfectly. :Db
I imagine that last scene -- especially the face-palming and dick-shriveling parts -- happens multiple times a day whenever England's around America. Especially when they're actually a couple. OTL
Re: My Grandest Creation [5/??]
anonymous
November 23 2010, 18:42:41 UTC
THIS.
This has got to be one of the funniest fics I've read in ages, anon! It is just full of so much lovely humor and dialogue and England/America goodness. I can't wait for the next part!
<b>HEY LISTEN. HEY LISTEN.</b>
anonymous
November 28 2010, 04:36:11 UTC
This won’t be updated until at least midway through January at the most. I’m moving and likely won’t have access to a computer long enough to type up these chapters till then. Sorry OP, but I’ll come through.
Re: My Grandest Creation [3/??]
anonymous
April 13 2011, 22:43:39 UTC
"When the doorman gives America a weird look at the unconscious body that he has slung over his shoulder, America just grins brazenly, slaps England’s unguarded ass and swaggers off to the elevator."
Re: My Grandest Creation [1/??]
anonymous
December 17 2010, 01:30:07 UTC
"Germany thinks that his have become a little tighter. " I love this line! I love how everyone was scared of N.Italy. Never get between him and his pasta!
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And the instruments playing said music are suddenly thrown into a wood chipper.
“What?!”
“Eeeeeennnnnnnngggggggglllllllllllaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnd-! I’ve gotta pppppeeeeeeeee!”
What is the boy, five? How could he have ever been …. Been attracted to this sniveling, whiny little childWith a puff of extraordinarily effeminate coloured smoke and sparkles, England has a lapful of naked, warm America, and when all that softwarmgold skin is revealed, he suddenly remembers why he is attracted to the sniveling, whiney little child. England shifts, covers starting to feel a little restrictive, and finds that he cannot look straight, for then he would be staring into slowly brightening blueblue eyes, he cannot look down for then he would be staring at America adorable, dark coloured nipples, and he cannot look further down, for then he would be staring at … Florida ( ... )
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“Why?” England breathes, completely entranced, almost able to hear softly swelling romantic music.
“I’ve gotta piss and I can’t reach my dick.”
And the instruments playing said music are suddenly thrown into a wood chipper.
Pfft, and that ending? Hell, I didn't know it was even possible to have good comedic timing in fiction -- as opposed to acting or telling jokes -- but you've got it down perfectly. :Db
I imagine that last scene -- especially the face-palming and dick-shriveling parts -- happens multiple times a day whenever England's around America. Especially when they're actually a couple. OTL
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ILU Writer!Anon! *bookmarks*
Captcha says "burrowil are* Oh yes Captcha, that is what England is doing.
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I'm awaiting for the next chapter.~
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This has got to be one of the funniest fics I've read in ages, anon! It is just full of so much lovely humor and dialogue and England/America goodness. I can't wait for the next part!
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Best line, ever.
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"It got better"
MONTY PYTHON!! I LOVE YOU! I can so see that happening. Maybe with all this happening around England America HAS to admit magic exists.
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And this fill is hilarious too. You're doing a great job!
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